Section 27 Ji Xiaolan and St. Louis
On December 11, 2011, Luo Xiang took Xiaobai and Fang Xiaoling to a shopping mall near Triangle Garden.
Xiaobai means to go to Yangning Supermarket and just pick it up. But she didn't know anything about it when she first came to the human world, and Luo Xiang was a doorman. It's hard to say whether the cloakroom in the supermarket is good and cheap, anyway, the price can't be bargained, and there are few styles. Although the shopping mall is farther away, it is better because of the variety and the quality of most of the clothes. People who have certain requirements for the quality of life and the brand are certainly not looking down on them, but the two tenants of the Luo family are very easy to deal with.
Fang Xiaoling didn't know anything about these, and after watching a TV commercial for a day, she could only remember three brands - "Xizhilang", "Wangwang" and "Shanghaojia", counting on her Nizi, who didn't even take off her for two weeks without even sleeping in a set of clothes, to distinguish between Antarctic and Arctic velvet, it was better to expect Luo Xiang to wake up and find that she had become a big-breasted cute girl like in a popular novel.
…… It's just talking, it's bad enough to be a corpse, God, don't be kind enough to fulfill my wish at this time.
And Xiaobai may have heard of it a little, and she also knows how to compare the quality of the fabric and the thickness of the lining, but she is very considerate for Luo Xiang's wallet and takes the price as a priority reference. Xiaobai has been a receptionist in the spirit world for so long, and he certainly has eloquence. But when she bargained, she didn't rely on her own sharp teeth at all, but kept pleading softly, "Can't it really be lowered", "Please lower it a little more"...... That's it. Being rubbed by such a girl who I pity for a long time with that kind of look, even if I see a well-informed and ruthless aunt again, my heart will soften. Of course, depending on the object, this trick is not effective, but it is better than Luo Xiang, who is so stupid that he can just say "it's cheaper", and Fang Xiaoling, who can only ask the price and put money to take things and leave.
They first went to the detergent counter, and they had to buy two copies of shampoo, soap, shower gel and other essential items. The cosmetics shopping guide on the side saw these two beautiful sisters picking and choosing on the shelves, and the three letters "RMB" appeared in their eyes. Although Luo Xiang, who was following them, was obviously dressed as a student, not like a big deal. But the shopping guide is not willing to let go of any opportunity, as for whether she will knock Luo Xiang's blood dry and absorb it, she will not care.
While she was gushing about the two girls making introductions that they didn't understand at all, she had to take care of Luo Xiang in the air, and asked casually:
"Sir, do you know anything about the lipsticks that are trending nowadays?"
"Huh?" Luo Xiang was a little weak-hearted, and he didn't want to seem too lonely, "I still understand a little...... Don't sell to them, they can't look down on ordinary brands. They only use Ji Xiaolan and St. Louis ......"
Several women dressed up on the shelves next to them were pointing at each other's dresses, when they suddenly burst into a shrill laugh, attracting the attention of the entire store. The shopping guide was still staring at her eyes in confusion just now, but she also reacted at this time, and asked with some embarrassment:
“…… Sir, are you talking about Givenchy and Yves Saint Laurent?"
Luo Xiang turned his head and left. Fang Xiaoling blinked his eyes and asked him, "What is Givenchy?"
“…… Ignore them, a bunch of middle-aged and elderly women who don't know the goods. What Givenchy, I have never heard of it, when I hear it, it is a miscellaneous brand, how can Ji Xiaolan be famous?"
Xiaobai laughed beside him. Fang Xiaoling nodded as if he didn't understand.
Daily chemical products are followed by exteriors, which is very easy to pick. Xiaobai and Fang Xiaoling are white and black, and it seems that they don't plan to change their style. Although Fang Xiaoling still looked reluctant when she went out, she thought that shopping would delay her time to watch "The Legend of Zhen Huan", but girls are girls after all, as soon as she walked into the clothing store, she became excited, and her eyes were shining between the hangers. tried several clothes one after another, but finally chose the black down jacket that Xiaobai recommended to her at the beginning.
The appearance of this style looks like Michelin has been painted with ink, which is slightly firm, but when worn on Fang Xiaoling, it makes her somewhat baby fat face more cute and charming. Although the return rate is lower than when I was wearing a dress just now, it is more of the kindness of the little sister next door.
A few female college students shyly asked her if she could take a group photo. Luo Xiang hesitated for a long time, until they gave Fang Xiaoling a box of cakes and left happily, and he couldn't pull down his face to ask them to collect the money.
What can I do? As for the term "poor ** plan", Luo Xiang now finally has a personal experience.
Xiaobai picked out a white down jacket of the same style for himself, and we won't describe it more. Her vision is undoubted, and after two weeks, Luo Xiang will no longer feel shy when she says "Xiaobai looks good in everything".
In addition, the two girls also picked out a pair of cotton trousers, which were also white and black. Although Xiaobai really wanted to go to the shoe and hat area to pick two pairs of matching shoes, after thinking about the budget, he had no choice but to give up this idea. Somehow, seeing her like this, Luo Xiang, who could have been completely proud of her generosity, felt a strong sense of guilt.
How can this be? I, as a landlord, should pay a tenant who doesn't even pay rent?" he thought a little depressed. Fang Xiaoling took the money and just bought some Wangzi steamed buns, and said that she would be fine. But Xiaobai was able to make him willingly turn his money bag upside down, and he still felt indebted to her......
It is said that women have a parasite on their bodies that makes them love to spend money, and when men get close to them, they will also be infected by this parasite and can't help but pay for them. In the past, Luo Xiang always thought that this was a bluffing joke made up on the Internet, but now it seems to be true.
…… Women are terrible.
While thinking so, he was walking towards the underwear section with two terrible women. Fang Xiaoling had already eaten the cake in three or two bites, and also divided a few pieces of dried strawberries from Xiaobai, while Luo Xiang got the plastic box containing the cake. Luo Xiang stared at this cake box thoughtfully, thinking in his heart that if this box and Fang Xiaoling's dress photos were put on the e-commerce online auction, it would be said that this was a box that had been licked by the beautiful girl's fragrant tongue, I wonder if it can attract some buyers with special tastes?
Let's see what poverty can force people to become. Now Luo Xiang stares at his TV set and silently estimates it in his heart.
Xiaobai held Fang Xiaoling's hand, and two beauties, one white and one black, one big and one small, walked all the way, attracting the attention of many people. But when they saw Luo Xiang, who was not ugly but had a gloomy face around them, they had to sigh and sigh that the good flowers were all inserted in the cow dung. Luo Xiang's strong hearing allowed him to take those words into his ears. Although he is not angry because of this, so many people are talking about him, and it is inevitable that there will still be some dissatisfaction in his heart. He regretted that he hadn't brought his drill.
Xiaobai didn't notice his depression at all. As she walked, she suddenly smiled:
"Huh...... Luo Xiang, what do you think we look like in the eyes of those people?"
"Hmm...... A family of three. Luo Xiang chose a decent answer.
Fang Xiaoling, who had bought new clothes, was walking happily, and nodded with the same feeling when she heard this, until she walked to the front of the underwear area, she suddenly paused and asked with a surprised face:
"A family of three, so who is the father and who is the mother? What am I?"
"What do you say?" Luo Xiang glanced at her, "What do you think you are the little guy who is not even three years old?"
Fang Xiaoling's face flushed: "I'm sixteen years old!
“…… Sorry, I mean mental age. ”
No sixteen-year-old girl would ever use a magnet to make a poor television.
Fang Xiaoling wanted to kick Luo Xiang's calf, but was bounced back by his hard body, grinning in pain. She immediately turned back to Xiaobai and complained:
"Sister Xiaobai, he took advantage of you!"
Xiaobai's smile did not decrease: "There is nothing wrong with it." A family of three, sister, brother, sister. ”
He was given another brother card.
Luo Xiang slightly avoided Xiaobai's gaze. I don't know if I noticed his embarrassment, Xiaobai quickly changed the topic-
"Okay, Xiaoling, let's go in and pick out underwear. ”
"Underwear?"
Fang Xiaoling was stunned for a moment.
"I don't wear it!"
With her astonishing words, Luo Xiang and Xiaobai stumbled before the threshold, and the sisters and brothers gave an early birthday to the female compatriots in the entire store.