"Lu Shibo, Lu Shibo, Lu Shibo, Dongjiang Pavilion Old, you Lao Zhong, said this, just like this nervous startled? Lu Shibo duck! I was timid in my late life, you must not frighten my poor junior! (This ugly guy is learning from Lu Xiufu's trick in the sea just now, and he is also pretending to be pitiful and sympathetic here!)..."Carpenter Wang reminded Lu Shibo loudly.

After listening to Carpenter Wang's reminder, Lu Xiufu was stunned for a while, and then sighed: "Fuck! Fuck you, Wang Yangming, little slut, and Fang Yongchun, you old liar's second uncle! Oh yes, it's fucking good now! My majesty, the future emperor of the Great Song Kingdom, is actually a young senior liar who came out of the left side of the rivers and lakes and left the 'Hua Qianmen'!

"Aunt Fang! Aunt Fang! Didn't you see that your Lu Xianggong was excited here because of the repeated cold? Hurry, hurry! Just next to him, he quickly put his hand into Lord Lu's clothes to massage him, relax and relax! Hurry! Hurry up, hurry up! Lu Shibo! Lu Shibo! Why are you excited, it turns out that you are wondering here because of this trivial and trivial matter? Lu Shibo, you calm down first, let Aunt Fang rub your back for you or something, enjoy it for a while, and then listen to Xiao Wang I slowly analyze the so-called 'big thing' you just now, why are you angry and excited when you come again?

"Okay, the old man, let's calm it down for a while, and then listen to what strange things you little demon has to say, which can convince the old man's heart that is now wounded! Hmph! Ugly King Carpenter! took care of himself and let the "Xiao Fang" jade hand do a "back massage" in his clothes......

Wang Yangming saw that this Lu Ge Lao wanted to listen to his own explanation, so he immediately wiped his face with the hot water in this big wooden barrel and said loudly: "Lu Envoy Jun's words are wrong! It is really a big mistake of a thousand miles! Ge Lao, have you ever remembered the allusion of Han Gaozu who beheaded the white snake and achieved 300 years of success in the country with righteousness? Who is Gaozu? He is really a ruffian and a strong man in Pei County! And his background is not noble, but he can still pretend that he is what he is. The Red Emperor of Heaven gathered the heroes of the world, won the Qin Emperor's country in one fell swoop, and established me as a towering Han for more than 300 years! Pei Gong is a local ruffian in the alley, and he can still inherit the will of heaven and inherit the great unification, and now my Zhao family prince and the authentic King Gui cannot be inherited? It cannot be inherited? It cannot be restored to my Great Song River and Mountains? Dongjiang Pavilion Elder! Such a simple truth that even literate children understand, you will not always pretend not to understand, and still sigh here to be so naïve? I also think that Chen Sheng and Wu Guang also said: Princes and generals, rather have a kind of. Lord Dongjiang, why do you dare to judge Zhao Guanghui, the son of the authentic Zhao royal family, and he can't become the monarch of my Great Song Kingdom as a matter of course?

"It's open, it's open! It's open! Xiao Wang! Why do I think you are more and more like Mr. Wolong of my dynasty? Hahahahaha! It's really terrifying, it's terrifying! But I still don't quite understand, this Gui Wangye's family, it's just that a nest of big and small liars???... Ouch, hey, Xiao Fang, you pinched my left Mimi! Tap! Tap (you are always scolding other people's whole family for being liars, this Xiao Fang doesn't pinch you, then it's really weird?!) ......" Lu Dongjiang said as if he understood something.

Carpenter Wang saw that Lu Dongjiang was still more serious about the fact that King Gui's family was a "family of old thousands", so he explained to his master Master Lu again: "Lu Shibo, since you have always grasped this matter so much, then let me ask you! You probably also know how this aunt was forced to marry into the Guiwang Mansion in Sichuan as the second grandmother, right? To put it bluntly, it wasn't because her mother Mei Chaofeng stole chickens and couldn't eat rice! Hmph! Back then, this Mei Da Lao Qian took his sixteen-year-old daughter, and the two mothers and daughters went to the 'Chengdu Pharmacy' in Huayang County, Sichuan, and then Grandma Mei instigated her beautiful daughter to deliberately seduce Zhao Luan, the young owner of the 'crude medicine shop', in that commotion, in an attempt to use the immortal jump to squander dozens of taels of silver. But later, I never expected that this 'pharmacy owner' was actually the identity of the 'Gui Wangye' of the emperor's relatives and relatives! The result was that both the mother and son were arrested by Zhao Luan and the soldiers into the Gui Wang's mansion! Later, the little prince of Zhao Luan's family forced the mother and daughter to kneel and ask him to take Aunt Zhao as the eighth aunt, so that he could be regarded as a good person and spare the lives of her mother and daughter. Hahahahaha! Lu Shibo! You said that in this world, being a liar should have reached this situation! How sad and speechless she should be such a liar! In the end! Fortunately, this Aunt Zhao gave birth to his only son Zhao Guanghui for the later Gui Wang Ye Zhao Luan, and the embarrassment of the mother and daughter began to take a turn, and this Aunt Zhao may be from a thousand backgrounds, so she is also very good at discharging, acting, and pretending to be pure, and she teased the thirty-five-year-old Zhao Luan so that her heart is rippling and her soul is not giving up, so she relies on this. forcibly occupied the favor of his own family master, and slowly climbed to the throne of the second grandmother and the second princess with great difficulty...... Ouch, it hurts!! Aunt Fang, why did you pinch me in this water! What Wansheng just said, but every sentence is true, and there is not a word of lie! Aunt Fang!? Wansheng is here to tell Lord Lu truthfully, and this is not deliberately talking nonsense about your old man! I really shouldn't be subjected to your old man's fierce and poisonous claws!!Oh yo yo! Lord Lu Duck! Yangming, I am really a kind person?! at this time, the tender meat on my waist was pinched by Aunt Fang very painfully! You must be the master of the grass people!! woo woo woo ...... " When Carpenter Wang was uncovering the "scar" of the lady Fang, he suddenly pinched Fang Wing Chun unexpectedly, and shouted loudly and pretended to cry on the spot.

"Ugly carpenter, if you dare to turn your tongue around, the old lady will pinch her hand even more fiercely! Hmph! Who said that I am a liar sect after spending a thousand doors? Thinking back then, when my mother and my three sisters went to fool the rich man's money, she took out more than half of it to give alms to the poor and beggars! Hmph! This is the "great worldly righteous act" of 'robbing the rich and helping the poor, and doing the right thing for heaven'! It has nothing to do with the 'liar and liar' in your little short-lived mouth! You understand???!! Just because you are here to slander me, the future mother-in-law and Aunt Fang?!! you still want to marry my daughter Zhao Min as your wife??? hmph! On the other hand, he threw a hot splash in the barrel and went straight to the "little dog egg king carpenter" opposite her! (???!? Buddha said: Don't mess with women, especially women, let alone provoke, because such a woman, if you anger her, she may make you 'become a god and ascend to the immortal', yaa

"Ahh She was forced to marry a middle-aged uncle who was more than eighteen years older than herself, and almost the same age as her own mother! What a tragedy, a tragedy, a human tragedy!!" Carpenter Wang spat out the splash of water that Aunt Fang deliberately splashed over, and at the same time continued to tease Aunt Fang in that gloating.

"Okay, you little short-lived carpenter Wang! The founder of my Hua Qianmen is the 400-year-old immortal ancestor Chen Tuan and the old man of Tu Nan Dao who are still alive today! Tu Nan Xian Weng has lived for more than 400 years and has not returned to Bliss, isn't this the will of heaven? Isn't this 'the work of the Great Dao'? And as far as you are an ignorant child, you dare to blaspheme the Tu Nan Immortal and Chen Tuan Ancestor on Wudang Mountain here today! Aren't you afraid of being subjected to 'heavenly retribution'? Damn it, little short-lived rotten king carpenter! If you dare to humiliate me again in the future?" Decent and large sects spend thousands of doors' half a sentence, the old lady is willing to give up this body and don't want it! I'm fighting with you in this hot soup barrel now! "F!!ong Wing Chun was finally completely enraged by Carpenter Wang, and began to roar there.

"Hahahaha! Okay, okay, okay! I said that you two big and one small, don't make trouble like this anymore, okay? According to the old man, this carpenter Wang said a lot of bad things, not to convince the old man, so that your son can naturally become the king of my Great Song Dynasty in the future! Xiao Fang! Your mind is in the water at this time, right? This little Wang Xian's nephew is arguing with the old man for this matter, and you will also think it is unreasonable? ? Do you mean that you don't want your son to be the emperor??? but sigh that you, who are a mother, still have such a stupid idea??? hmm???!?" Lu Xiufu said with a smile and woke up the "Fang shrew".

"Oh??!? this, this, this, oh, Lord Lu! I was so excited just now, how could I forget the most important thing about this stubble!!...... That little Wang! Aunt Fang just made the old mistake of 'a woman's short knowledge'! You have to forgive Aunt Fang for being reckless just now! Hey, hey, hey, hey... Lu Xianggong! Xiao Wang Xian's nephew duck! You continue! You two important ministers of the country, keep talking, keep talking! As for this woman's family! Eh, hey, hey! I won't bother you anymore to discuss that 'military affairs'! You talk, you can talk! As long as my Jiahui'er can be the emperor, you can talk as much as you want! Alas... Hey, hey, hey......, "Fang Wing Chun is actually not stupid, after Lu Ge's "prompt", he immediately understood that he had almost done a "big stupid thing" just now, so he immediately apologized to Carpenter Wang and Lu Gelao in a humorous way. (Yes, this eldest sister Fang, no matter how spicy and strong she is, she will not be stupid enough to hinder her son from becoming the emperor!!!Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Next is the old man of the Dongjiang Pavilion and the rotten man Wang Carpenter, where they "discussed the future king of the Great Song Kingdom (there is only one anyway, that is Zhao Guanghui) and various military affairs......

After the two had just chatted for a while, the carpenter of the Rotten King suddenly stood up from the water and shouted: "Oh, yes, it's not good! Lu Ge Lao, didn't you just tell me to discipline and restrain the little liar Zhao Guanghui at any time in the future as the eldest brother? His martial arts in Wudang Taiji are almost a rare opponent in our Great Song Dynasty military camp! Oh, I said Dongjiang Pavilion Old! You always tell Xiao Wang to discipline that young Zhao Guanghui, don't go to his sister Zhao Min, the 'Taiji Woman', in order to protect her eldest brother, he will beat this poor person to cry without tears and go to find his teeth???!

Lu Xiufu saw that Carpenter Wang suddenly became anxious, and immediately comforted him with confidence: "Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang! Sit down, sit down, sit down calmly and warm your body first, let's discuss it again? I said, Xiao Wang! Don't be so panicked and excited or something! Don't call that the glorious prince a little liar, a little liar or something! Didn't you mention it just now! In fact, this eldest sister Fang has not done anything for many years since she was "trapped in the mansion of the rich and noble Gui Wang" For more than two years, our army has been fighting on this miserable sea, and the old man now believes that it was this eldest sister's family of seven that was forced to make ends meet with their own rations, so they embarrassedly resumed the 'ugly old business' of the early years! Alas...!, it is a pity that this Gui Wangye's family is also helpless and forced by time to do it...! As for the beautiful little girl Zhao Min that you just said, she may beat you up in the future....... The old man has already thought of a countermeasure! Hahahahahahahaha! Young man, don't you hear the saying that 'husband and son, three obedience and four virtues'? Hmph! You don't dare to think about it, if our lord Zhao Min becomes your wife and 'cheap inside' in the future, will she dare to beat you up in disobedience to the law? ha!?!ha

"Oh!?What does the old man of Dongjiang Pavilion mean!?is to marry the lord of Zhao Min to ???me," Carpenter Wang asked Lu Xiufu after sitting in the hot soup again.

"Clever! The old man's words are exactly what he meant! Hahahahaha!" Lu Xiufu replied noncommittally to Wang Yangming.

"Eh, ......??!eh, Eh, Probably wanted to question this "old fellow" why he decided to marry his beloved daughter to this 'unpopular' rotten king carpenter without the consent of the head of his family.

Lu Dongjiang seemed to have seen through all this, so in the face of the eldest sister's questioning, he immediately responded in a voice: "Oh! Xiao Fang, do you think that this young man is a general person, and he has no literary color, right? Hmph! What a mouse's eyes, and a woman's opinion! Let me tell you the truth! Just because this young man was able to save the two of us so successfully in the sea just now, he is a genius! Plus what this little king just told the old man about The old man believed even more that this little king was a talented general! Xiao Fang, do you think that my little king still lacks a little bit of literary color at this time, right? Okay! Today, the old man will take charge of the big man without authorization! Come on! Wang Shouren, the new general of the Great Song Dynasty, listen to the order! I order you to immediately recite a poem or recite a poem in front of your future mother-in-law, so as to solve the suspicion that your aunt Fang's eyes just now, 'You are a carpenter, and there is no literary color'! Xiao Wang! You must not embarrass your family Lu Shibo and me here! If we really feel difficult, we can discuss this matter another day! Don't worry! Don't worry...... That hahahahaha......haha In the end, this Lu Dongjiang felt as if he still lacked a little confidence or something, so he simply started there haha......

"Old man of Dongjiang Pavilion, you still feel that you don't have much confidence in me later, don't you? Hahahahaha! Hahaha Or in 2068, when human footprints first set foot on the surface of Mars, the European astronaut said, "Oh! Hello Mars, we have crossed the mountains and seas, and finally landed here!" This question is clearly to give Lao Tzu a chance to cheat reasonably and legally here! Hahahahahahaha! Wonderful! Wonderful! It's so cool! It's so cool!" Wang Shouren heard that Lord Lu was going to test his poetry and literary skills, and he immediately imagined with joy in his heart. (Cheating Criminal!Brave Slut King Carpenter Duck!Yayayay!)

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