In early summer, in a university somewhere in northern China.

It's the weekend. College students are snuggling up in bed and enjoying a rare break.

In one of the dormitories of the boys' dormitory, there is an alternative. While everyone else was sleeping, he was busy.

"Hopefully this time it will be a good result. A white young man sat in front of the computer, his eyes glued to the screen in front of him.

'Click'

With the flick of the youth's fingers on the mouse, a chapter of a freshly baked novel was uploaded to the reading website. He is an online novel author, although he is only a third-rate writer, but he can also earn some extra money by writing novels. Earn pocket money.

The chapter of the novel was successfully uploaded, and the young man lit a cigarette and smoked quietly. Smoke swirls in the air, rendering the room like a fairyland.

"Zhang Yao! I smoke in the morning!" A hoarse voice came from above the young man's head, and a slightly chubby little black fat man poked his head out of the top bunk: "I don't know if I will give you a fourth brother!"

Zhang Yao smiled and took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and handed it to the little black fat man, this person is the fourth child in the dormitory, as the only two smokers in the dormitory, he has always had a good relationship with Zhang Yao.

"Yo! I've earned a manuscript fee for writing novels, so I'm going to change the generous print. The fourth child took the cigarette and said in surprise.

Under normal circumstances, Zhang Yao has been smoking Hongta Mountain for a long time, and he is unique in this university men's dormitory where Yuxi is commonly smoked. Only when it comes to the day of the press fee, Zhang Yao will change to more expensive cigarettes to treat himself.

"No, I just uploaded a new chapter, and I hope I can subscribe to more than a thousand. Zhang Yao explained.

"That takes your light, and I also wish you to subscribe to millions and become a great god as soon as possible. The fourth laughed.

Zhang Yao smiled slightly and didn't speak again, pressed the cigarette butt in his hand into the ashtray and extinguished it, then took out his mobile phone and connected it to the Bluetooth speaker on the computer desk. Open the music player.

In an instant, a song called 'The Fox Barks' rang out in the house.

Zhang Yao directly dragged the progress bar to the climax of the music, and a huge ghost crying wolf howl came from the stereo.

He left the computer desk and walked to the bedside of several people who were still sleeping in the dormitory, and began the daily wake-up service: "Brothers, it's dawn, get up, !!."

With Zhang Yao's shouting, the four people who were still asleep opened their eyes in pain and let out a burst of curses!

"Silly dick, are you crazy! Today Saturday!"

"Yaozi, you shut down that broken song!"

"I'll believe in your evil! You will do this on Saturdays and Sundays! Second brother, are you going to die!"

"Second brother, let me sleep again! I played games all night last night!

The four roommates opened their eyes in pain and threw the things at hand at Zhang Yao.

Zhang Yao nimbly dodged the Coke bottles, pillows, and stinky socks that flew towards him.

Looking at the few people who had been successfully woken up by themselves, he turned off the music with satisfaction, and said loudly: "Brothers, the second brother is going out to buy breakfast!"

Several people were stunned at first, as if they had not yet recovered from their sleep.

After Zhang Yao repeated what he had just said, the last five people shouted in unison as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Brother Yao, please bring !! food"

*****

Ten minutes later, Zhang Yao, who had finished washing up and cleaned up, walked out of the dormitory with a piece of paper, which was the breakfast list of the five roommates in the dormitory.

He looked at the list of things, black lines in his head.

The eldest Xiaolongbao and millet porridge, the third child's egg scones and milk oatmeal porridge, the fourth child is what you eat, I eat, and the fifth and sixth children write about roast duck, roast chicken, and roast goose......

Zhang Yao expressionlessly threw the paper in his hand into a ball and threw it into the trash. began to doubt the IQ of his roommates.

Yaya's it's all unserious stuff! I really want to sell those two goods with the names of the dishes to Deyun Club!

Eating chicken in the morning, aren't you afraid of burning yourself to death on the fire!?

Let's buy them some fried tomatoes with very hot tomatoes!

Zhang Yao thought leisurely and walked to the cafeteria.

He pushed open the door of the cafeteria and stepped inside, and suddenly felt a rush of rouge in his face. It smells good.

Refresh your mind and let your little heart throb.

In the canteen, there is a ring of fat and thin, and the warbler and the swallow. It's basically all female classmates.

There are only a few male compatriots who are also careful to accompany their girlfriends.

On Saturday mornings, most gay men don't get up, except for those who have girlfriends, and everyone lives without a morning.

If you don't sleep until noon, how can you afford Saturday!

Zhang Yao looked at the cafeteria in front of him that looked like a daughter's country, and a smile of confusion appeared on his face. His eyes searched the crowd like an eagle. Searching for the familiar figure.

If it weren't for the plan, he wouldn't have gotten up so early.

Bringing food to the bunch of people in the dormitory is just a handy act of piggybacking. After all, he is a kind person, so he can't just watch those bastard to death.

After scanning the crowd, Zhang Yao was a little disappointed, there was no person he wanted to see.

He sighed helplessly, took out his meal card and went to line up to buy food.

I knew I wouldn't see it, so I wouldn't have brought food to those pit goods! I was very tired of getting food from a dormitory by myself!

At this time, there were not many people buying food, and soon Zhang Yao walked to the window, and he raised a smile and told the canteen aunt what he was going to buy.

The aunt looked at him with pity. I thought to myself, this is another poor child who brought food back to the whole dormitory.

Look at the child so pitiful! Auntie, I'll give you less! Lighten the burden for you!!

Xiaolongbao, egg scones, and millet porridge were placed in front of Zhang Yao in turn.

He laboriously took the things in his hand, and hurriedly said to the aunt in the cafeteria: "Thank you."

Just as he was about to leave, a mobile phone message sound came from his trouser pocket.

Zhang Yao hurriedly took out his mobile phone with one hand, opened it and saw that it was reading the message sent by the editor of the website. Hurry up and join the author chat group. There is a great god teaching in the group.

"Classmate, are you alright? A light voice came from behind Zhang Yao.

Zhang Yao picked up a bunch of food in a panic, walked to the side, and said to the girl behind him by the way: "Sorry classmate, there are a lot of things." ”

He held breakfast in the entire dormitory in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, and glanced at the group number sent by the editor to memorize it. Then quickly switch to the Add Group interface.

Enter the group number, the interface changes, and a penguin group named [Creation God Chat Group] appears on the screen. Zhang Yao clicked to apply to join, then put his mobile phone in his trouser pocket and walked quickly to the dormitory.

The great god's teaching is not available, and he must hurry back and listen confidently to the great god's earnest teachings.

Carrying breakfast in the entire dormitory, Zhang Yao returned to the dormitory without danger under the pitiful eyes of his classmates.

"Calves, the second master is back!" Zhang Yao kicked open the door of the dormitory. yelled.

There was silence in the room. The roommates who were woken up by him just now all lay quietly on the bed and fell asleep.

Zhang Yao looked at this group of roommates who only knew how to eat and sleep and eat like piglets, and they had no love on their faces.

It is estimated that it will be slaughtered after a few months!

He put his breakfast on the table in his dormitory, and quickly sat back down in front of his computer.

Boarding the penguin, Zhang Yao found that he had entered the [Creation God Chat Group], he excitedly opened the group, but found that the painting style was wrong, and there was no message in the group dialog box.

After a closer look, he found that there were only five people in this group, including him, and in addition to him, there was a group owner and three administrators.

Added the wrong group!!

Zhang Yao realized that he had made an unusually low-level mistake, because the website where he published the novel was called Genesis, so he decisively joined the group when he saw it.

Now that I think about it, I guess I entered the wrong group number in a hurry.

He quickly brought up the editing dialog and found the group number.

Copy. Then paste, search.

A colony of penguins named [Creation Author Exchange 2] appears in the search bar.

Add, pass!

This time, the style of painting in the group is normal, and the screen is full of messages, asking all kinds of questions about writing.

Zhang Yao also sent a message asking how to subscribe to more than 10,000 people, but unfortunately he was instantly drowned in a sea of news. Dozens of messages scroll in a second. The friends in the group asked all kinds of questions enthusiastically. It's dizzying.

However, I have to say that a great god is a great god, and he showed his strength as a great god when the news was crazy on the screen.

He used a god-level skill in group management.

All staff are muted!!

Zhang Yao opened his mouth slightly, looking at the five big characters on his input box with a bewildered expression. He suddenly felt the urge to flip the table.

Ask the great god if you say yes!

The great god who said that he would solve his doubts!

All the staff are banned and play with wool!

Delay the labor and management to eat breakfast!

Zhang Yao got up and went to the table to get his breakfast, he had been busy all morning, and now he was already hungry.

Just as he was about to go to get breakfast, the stupid little penguin in the bottom right corner of the computer suddenly turned into an icon and began to flash.

Zhang Yao clicked with the mouse suspiciously.

A dialog box popped up, it was the [Creation God Chat Group] just now.

When he saw that it was this group, Zhang Yao instantly lost his curiosity for knowledge, he stood up and walked to the table full of breakfast with a blank face, and began to choose his breakfast. As for the chat content in the group...

Hehe, a group of only five people if you count yourself, they probably can't talk to dozens of them a day.

Zhang Yao sat back in front of the computer with breakfast, and first looked at the [Creation Author Exchange Group 2] and found that it was still banned.

There is only one sentence from the administrator in the group chat: The great god is answering your questions in codeword, wait a minute.

"Cut! The great god can't be fast. Zhang Yao waited quietly in front of the computer with a fritter in his mouth.

Five minutes later.

Zhang Yao looked at the group chat with no news with a dull face, and let out a wail: "What kind of god is this!

Five minutes had passed, and there was nothing on the screen other than what the administrator had just said. Zhang Yao seriously doubted the reliability of this great god author.

Waiting is often torturous and boring. Zhang Yao, who was extremely bored, after eating the last fritters, dragged the mouse to open the [Creation God Chat Group] just now.

At this time, there were already dozens of messages in the group, which made Zhang Yao a little surprised. Four people, in less than ten minutes, chatted for almost a hundred. It's also boring enough.

He dragged the mouse to pull the message to the very beginning and started peeping at the screen.

[I am the creator god]: Is there a new man?

[The creator god is me]: It's not mine, it's hairless, right?

[Supreme Creation God]: It's not me, I thought it was you.

[The three pigs above]: It's not mine.

[I am the God of Creation]: Can you change your nickname?

[The creator god is me]: Can you change your nickname!!

[Supreme Creation God]: Can you change your nickname!!

[The three pigs above]: "I won't !!!"

Seeing this, Zhang Yao took a sip of soy milk expressionlessly, and suppressed the sentence in his mouth.

He's ready to quit the group.

What the hell is this!?

What Creation God!?

Elementary school students!?

These four people seem to be living in a dream!!

Zhang Yao quickly scrolled the mouse wheel, browsing the messages behind, and then became more determined to leave the group. The next nearly 100 messages are all about the conversations between these four elementary school students who live in dreams around whether to change their nicknames or not.

Or it's called mutual spraying.

Or maybe it's a tearing war.

He called up the penguin, found the [Creation God Chat Group] in the group group, right-clicked, and clicked to leave the group.

'Exit failed!'

Zhang Yao looked at the prompt message on the computer with a confused face, and failed to exit? How can there be such a thing as an exit failure, and the penguins now have this function?

At this moment, the message in the group suddenly changed. Those four people suddenly began to swipe the screen frantically, and the content was only four words: Don't leave the group!

Zhang Yao looked at the group chat that was frantically swiping the screen, and clicked out of the group again with an expressionless face, he felt as if he was entangled by a group of mentally ill elementary school students living in a dream.

'Exit failed'.

The same prompt appears on the screen, and the swiping speed in the group chat is even faster. And there is a string of exclamation points at the end of each sentence!!

"I can't cure you!" Zhang Yao hid the penguin, then found the block button in the dialog box of the group chat, and chose to block completely.

'Blocked failed'!!!

Zhang Yao frowned, looking at the prompt box that appeared on the screen, and the series of exclamation marks in the prompt box, he felt that it was very necessary for him to talk to Penguin's customer service.

Isn't it a bit too much for you to treat an annual member like this!?

But before that, first of all, he needs to appease these four guys who have started to swipe the screen frantically in the group and are not allowed to block it.

Otherwise, he'll be annoyed.

First of all, in order to follow the local customs, or to win the trust of the enemy, Zhang Yao changed his group nickname to the only creator god!!!!

He even deliberately added five exclamation points to show that he was different.

The only creator god !!!!: Don't argue, I am the only creator god, you scumbags!

I am the creator god: the ant!

Creator God: Ants!!

Supreme Creation God: Ant !!

The three pigs above: the ants!!!

Yo he! Very thoughtful, little friend, Zhang Yao looked at these four neat ants. It's angry and funny. He was determined to tease the four schoolboys. Let them feel the suppression of their IQ.

The only creator god !!!!: What proof do you have for saying that you are the creator god? Without evidence, you are not even as good as ants!

I Am the God of Creation: What proof do you want?

The only creator god !!!!: Since you are the creator god, you must have superpowers, and I believe that you are the creator god to fulfill my wish!

Creation God: Oh, stupid ant, speak your wish.

Zhang Yao quickly typed "Give me a hundred yuan" in the input box. Then I quickly deleted it. He felt that if he really said that, these elementary school students might really give him a red envelope of 100 yuan.

But it's too scumbag to cheat children out of money like this.

So Zhang Yao entered a new one in the input box: Let the new chapter of my novel reach one million subscriptions!

After saying this, the group chat was completely quiet, Zhang Yao shook his head and smiled, thinking that these people were really elementary school students, and they could only choose to disappear when they encountered this kind of scene.

"Jingle Bell Bell!!"

At this moment, a ringtone came from Zhang Yao's trouser pocket, and he quickly took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and looked at the unfamiliar number on it suspiciously. Hang up is selected.

Who knows if it's a spam call that sells something. There are a lot of telecom frauds these days.

"Jingle Bell !!"

That number called again, looking at this perseverance, Zhang Yao thought to himself, could it be a new number changed by a former friend?

He connected the phone. Raised to his ear and wondered, "Hello, who?"

"Hello Mr. Zhang, we are from the Reading Group, and just now our data shows that the subscription of your newly uploaded chapters has reached 1 million not long ago. Now we suspect that it is a system bug, please do not panic. We apologize for any inconvenience caused. Good bye. ”

Zhang Yao looked at the hung up phone with a confused expression, and quickly boarded his author area to check the subscription of his chapter just now.

It's okay not to look at it, but when I look at it, I am so scared that I almost fall out of the chair.

A million! It's really a million, one no more and one no less. Just a million subscriptions.

Oh my God, this system vulnerability is too coincidental!!

Could it be that those goods are really the creator gods!?