511. Chapter 511: Little Apple
In the mist ahead, a small island slowly emerged. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
When the boat approached, Ah Shu suddenly stood at the bow of the boat, beckoning, and shouted domineeringly: "I'm back, don't you come out quickly to meet you!"
As soon as the shout came out, the originally quiet island suddenly boiled.
Countless dense little figures came out of the grass, jumping lightly on the tips of the grass, and many little people in strange costumes appeared on the branches.
These little humans look exactly like humans, they all have hands, feet, and heads, but their bodies are the size of human fingernails.
The biggest villain is a little bigger than a thumbnail.
If it weren't for Yan Yuchen's sharp eyes and coming to a close place, he really couldn't see it.
"You're finally back, King!"
A little man with the appearance of a leader knelt on the shore with all the little people, kowtowing to Ah Shu, looking extremely reverent and awe-inspiring.
Ah Shu stood at the bow of the boat with her head held high, her hair fluttering, her long skirt fluttering, like a fairy.
She glanced at Yan Yuchen proudly, then raised her hand to the villains, and said proudly: "Everyone, Aiqing, let's be even." ”
Yan Yuchen slapped her ass and said, "Okay, hurry up and take my brother to pick longevity peaches, my brother still has something to do outside, I don't have time to watch you perform." ”
Ah Shu touched his buttocks and glanced at him with a resentful expression, as if he was blaming him for not giving her face in front of her courtiers.
Everyone got off the boat, Ah Shu beckoned, and the villain leader ran over with his head bowed, bowing his head and respectfully: "What does the king command?"
Ah Shu waved his hand and said loudly: "Little ones, let's go pick peaches, and by the way, take out all your treasures and let my concubine choose." ”
"Ah, the king, it turns out that you already have a concubine, Niangniang, please accept the worship of Weichen!"
The leader of the villain immediately fell to the ground again, and said with a respectful face.
Ah Shu pointed to Yan Yuchen next to him, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he said playfully: "This is my beloved concubine, do you see it, her figure is graceful, enchanting and beautiful, with a slender waist and hips, and ...... Oh, the concubine spares her life......"
Yan Yuchen grabbed her ear and said, "Speak human words!"
Ah Shu immediately cried and said, "Brother spare my life, I was wrong." ”
Yan Yuchen let go of her and went ashore directly.
Led by the leader of the villains, the group soon came to a fragrant orchard.
In addition to the white and tender big white peaches in the orchard, there are many red and bright fruits, some of which Yan Yuchen has never seen.
These are all natural grows, and the little people on the island never have to manage them.
And even if the fruit on the tree is ripe, it will definitely not fall automatically, but will only grow and become fuller, the aroma will become stronger and stronger, and the aura contained in it will become more and more pure.
After thousands of years of growth, some fruits are not picked, so they slowly absorb the spiritual energy, and produce spiritual wisdom, and even become essence.
For example, the apple tree at the entrance of the garden towers into the sky and the canopy covers the sky.
According to the villain leader, there is an apple leprechaun living on it.
The little goblin claimed to love the mad queen, everyone loved her, the flowers bloomed, she was extremely beautiful, and her whole body exuded a tempting aroma of apples, but she was extremely arrogant, and ordinary people could not see it at all.
Of course, if someone were to pick her apples, she would definitely come out and give them a shout.
If she doesn't give up a little gift exchange, she will never give up.
In order to prove to Ah Shu and Yan Yuchen that he was not lying, the leader of the villain walked under the apple tree, opened his mouth and blew, and a whirlwind suddenly appeared, directly rolling down a red apple on the branch and rolling it to the ground.
"Where a thief dares to come and steal the king's things!"
Sure enough, as soon as the apple landed, the dense canopy suddenly shook, and a golden red apple fell, suddenly turning into a girl wearing a red dress and a crown in mid-air.
In the center of the crown is a dazzling apple ruby.
To Yan Yuchen's surprise, this crazy queen was not as small as the villain, but the same body shape as them, and there was no difference.
"Clown, it's you who are here to make trouble! Believe it or not, this king trampled you to death!"
As soon as the mad queen lifts her foot, she is about to step on the villain leader.
The leader of the villain stood in place, not afraid, and said coldly: "Love crazy, tell you again, please don't call me a clown! This is my territory, believe it or not, I let people pull out this whole tree?"
The mad queen shook her head and said, "Don't you believe it, can the grasshopper shake the tree? With your small body, this king can drown you by spitting and foaming!"
The leader of the villain clenched his fists and said angrily: "Love crazy, you ungrateful little goblin, if I hadn't forbade my subordinates to pick you, you would have been eaten a long time ago!
Ai Crazy pursed his lips, too lazy to quarrel with him anymore, but looked at Yan Yuchen and the others, and said: "What are these big clowns here for, do you want to come to eat this king's apple? Clown, this king can forgive you for your rudeness, but if these big clowns dare to touch this king's apple, hmph, then don't blame this king for turning his face and being ruthless!"
"Be presumptuous!
The villain leader shouted angrily, pointed at Ah Shu and said, "Love crazy, let me tell you, this is the king of our villain island." ”
Then he pointed at Yan Yuchen and said: "He is the princess of the king, you better show me respect, do you know how powerful the king is?"
Ai madly glanced at Yan Yuchen with disdain, and said: "Your king's appearance is not bad, but this princess is so ugly that she bursts, she has no breasts, she wants her ass to have no ass, and her skin is rough, she is so ugly, is your king blind, how did you marry such a big ugly princess?"
The leader of the villain laughed angrily, and said with a sneer on his face: "Love crazy, do you know what a man is? You have just become a sperm, you have never gone out, you just read some rough books, let me tell you, our princess, that is a real man! Only a real man looks like this, and only a real man can satisfy our king." ”
Ai Crazy looked puzzled and said, "What the hell is a man?
The villain leader laughed, and said with a wise face: "Man, that's a treasure that combines the essence of heaven and earth, without a man, no matter how powerful a woman is, she can't reproduce, and without a man, no matter how rich and powerful a woman is, she won't be happy." Only with a man, a woman will know what happiness is, what is warmth, what is touching, only with a man, a woman can be a woman, a woman can be more woman, and the world can exist in harmony. ”
Ai Crazy looked confused, shook his head and said, "I don't understand." ”
Yan Yuchen looked at this villain leader in surprise, and couldn't help but praise in his heart, this guy is really not the leader of the villainous race, he does have great wisdom.
This kind of words seem simple, but in fact they contain a lot of philosophies, and ordinary people really can't say it.
"Are you a man, then?"
Aimad looked at the villain leader and asked curiously.
The leader of the villain hesitated for a moment, blushed a little for the first time, and said hesitantly: "For us villains, I am indeed a man, but for you...... Hehe, it's too small to be considered a man......"
“……”
Yan Yuchen was completely speechless.