Chapter 679: The Weasel Gives the Chicken a New Year's Greeting
It is said that it is difficult for mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to get along, but it is not easy for son-in-law and father-in-law to get along, especially like Guan Yu, it is even more difficult to see your son-in-law first look at your family background.
Lin Dong's meaning is obvious, don't let him sing black face to let Liu Bingrong's father and son have a long memory, and then Guan Yu sings red face, doing this kind of thing makes him a little aggrieved.
Guan Yu smiled a little sinisterly: "I will never push my brother into the sea of fire, I will accompany my brother to Dao Mountain, this bad guy will be done together." ”
Lin Dong looked at Guan Yu suspiciously, and asked, "I'm going to prepare two sacks?"
Guan Yu couldn't help rolling his eyes, and said angrily: "We are all civilized people, don't move your hands and feet at every turn, you must convince people with virtue and reason." ”
Lin Dong would rather believe that there are aliens in the world than Guan Yu's words.
"I didn't communicate with my brother-in-law much tonight, I was a little sluggish, it seems that I need to make amends tomorrow. Guan Yu said apologetically.
Of course, Lin Dong knew that this was called hypocrisy, true hypocrisy, obviously he just wanted to make fun of Liu Jie, but he insisted on letting him say that it was a communication relationship.
At this moment, Guan Yu's mobile phone rang, it was an unfamiliar number, and he wondered, it was all at this point, who else called him, but he still answered.
The call was not long, and during the period, Guan Yu didn't interject at all, the other party was talking, and the tone was a bit commanding.
Guan Yu hung up the phone and quipped: "It's a little interesting, I miss my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law misses me too, and it's quite interesting to invite me to a bar called something to drink, it seems that my brother-in-law can't wait to have a good relationship with me." ”
"The weasel greets the chickens. In Lin Dong's words, he is not Guan Yu, and he doesn't have that leisure there.
"Do you want to go, maybe you can find a girl you like in the bar?" Guan Yu asked with a wicked smile.
"There's no reason not to go to see it. I'm curious what your brother-in-law will do against you. Lin Dong said heartlessly.
Guan Yu looked disdainful, took Lin Dong out, came to the bar designated by Liu Jie, and when he entered, he saw him hugging the waist of a girl who was nearly a round older than him and wearing heavy makeup, and sang a lingering affectionate duet there.
This made Guan Yu suddenly feel a sense of depression that he was quite old, good guy, he enjoyed this day much more than him, but he also wondered, how could such a minor who had not grown all his hair be able to come here, and he was still a prostitute.
He really didn't know if he should say that the world was declining, or if he was out of touch with this era.
Guan Yu walked into the box with Lin Dong and greeted his future brother-in-law enthusiastically, but he had a hot face and a cold buttocks, and Liu Jie seemed to devote himself to singing, as if Guan Yu was nothing.
Guan Yu was not annoyed, he also wanted to see what kind of medicine Liu Jie was selling in the gourd.
When the song ended, Liu Jie seemed to have discovered Guan Yu, turned his head to look at Guan Yu, and said lightly: "If you want a few girls to order it yourself, you have all the fat and thin women, don't be polite to me." ”
"I'm a family man, and that's not good. Guan Yu smiled embarrassedly, but he was sneering in his heart.
Liu Jie made it clear that he would set himself up, so that he could drill into it, once he ordered his sister, no matter whether there was a follow-up story or not, anyway, the crime of eating in the bowl and looking at the pot would be implemented, Liu Shilei would definitely not believe it, but it damaged his image in the hearts of his father-in-law and mother-in-law.
"Also, I don't think you're even more suitable to appear on this kind of occasion, and I'm afraid I'll be very angry if my sister finds out. Guan Yu reminded 'kindly'.
Liu Jie snorted disdainfully: "Men are too rigid to attract girls, at least you won't attract girls, let alone boys, and even less like me." ”
"Can you like it?" Guan Yu said with some surprise, "Are you okay?"
The fifteen-year-old boy was a little boy after all, and he couldn't stand Guan Yu's stimulation at all, so he blushed and yelled: "Fart, Lao Tzu is a man who has been shot, and his sexual orientation is very normal." ”
"Oh, men cannon, not necessarily women, but also men. Guan Yu looked calm and said lightly.
When Liu Jie heard this, he was furious, pointed at Guan Yu's nose and roared: "you, you have a horse, and you kicked your nose in the face, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will stab your chrysanthemum now?"
Syllable.
The crisp sound overshadowed the noisy KTV sound.
Liu Jie was about to continue scolding, but he was slapped and spun around twice in the air, and the whole person lay on the sofa weakly, his head was confused, covering his eyes and seeing his face that was getting more and more swollen, with an unbelievable look on his face.
Finally, he reacted.
His voice not only raised by one decibel, but he pointed at Guan Yu and screamed, "You hit me? You dare to hit me?"
Syllable.
Without warning, it was another slap, the speed was so fast that Liu Jie only felt the hot pain on his face, and he didn't see if it was Guan Yu's hand, but who else was present who would do it except him.
He also pointed at Guan Yu's nose and scolded, but he was afraid, afraid of this man who did not play cards according to common sense, he was also Liu Shilei's younger brother, he didn't look at the face of the monk and looked at the face of the Buddha, others were thinking about how to please himself and have a good relationship with his sister, this person was good, he came and slapped him directly, and the beating was unambiguous, and what was even more odious was that he smiled after beating people, as if he was doing a normal thing.
A child who is overly spoiled, don't expect him to have much backbone, now all he thinks about is how to let the man in front of him stop beating him, because if he continues to beat, it hurts, and his eyes are starting to burst into stars.
"Do you think that one day in the future, you will become my brother-in-law, so you dare to scold me unscrupulously, and think that I will not do anything to you?" Guan Yu said with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, looking down at Liu Jie.
Liu Jie nodded subconsciously, and quickly shook his head.
"You can see that your thinking is wrong. Actually, I think it's right, my brother taught my brother a lesson, and it is natural to slap two slaps, and this slap has to be fanned, a slap is I slapped for your sister, so that the slap is kicked by the mother-in-law, that is, your mother-in-law fanned, you said that your little brother has not fully grown up as a little fart, and you still learn to come to this kind of place, and you also order a girl to sing with you, even if you move your mouth, your hands are not honest, fortunately you are not my own brother, otherwise I have to abolish your legs, so that you can stay at home honestly, so as not to go out and harm the society. ”