Section 44 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Cemetery
The black BMW was driving on a road that was not wide, but it did not show the slightest grievance. It has enough horsepower to rush left and right through the traffic, passing through all kinds of narrow crevices like a stroke. This kind of thrilling scene in a blockbuster movie is not a fun thing to put in reality, after all, it is not only a test of one person's driving skills, but also a test of the temper of other drivers. What's more, the traffic police will not sit back and watch you run to 12 on the road with a speed limit of 60 and still praise "wow", they will only stop you, let you pull over, show your driver's license, give you a ticket, depending on your mood, and may secretly scold you "bitch"......
However, at the moment, the little driver of the BMW seems to put all these risks on the outside. She blew bubble gum and deftly changed lanes between two taxis, breaking into the leftmost lane, and a Honda behind had no choice but to step on the brakes, and then was mercilessly arched by the Mercedes Benz behind her, looking at the driver's expression, she probably felt that her life would not be better.
"You just sent another business card to a food delivery guy?" she asked, seemingly inadvertently, to the man next to her.
The girl is dressed in black leather and has a hot body that looks like Catwoman played by Anne Hathaway in "The Dark Knight Rises". The young girl who dares to challenge this outfit not only has a bold style and unique taste, but also must have sufficient confidence in her own charm.
But just now she turned a blind eye to the man next to her who accosted another beautiful woman in front of her, and judging from the shape of her face, she also had a lot of similarities with the man named "Junge......
"I've said it many times, we're in a phase of development, we need a lot of people of all kinds, and it's necessary to recruit people. Jun Ge said as he took care of his meticulous hairstyle in the rearview mirror.
"Aha, recruitment. The girl laughed contemptuously, "I've counted it for you, and in the five days we've been back, you've sent out no less than fifty business cards, including commissary owners, taxi drivers, vagrants, restaurant waiters, and grocery buyers...... Now there's another takeaway guy. Are you going to rely on these people to make a start? I don't know, I think you're doing pyramid schemes!"
"Who's to say that's just these people, didn't I give a business card to a bank lobby manager?"
"Ah yes, pat people on the shoulder in front of other leaders and say, 'Young man, I see that you are very promising, staying in this decadent and backward capital enterprise will wear out your will, for a brighter future, why don't you come and do it with me, the monthly salary is 2,000 and the room and board is included, oh dear, don't miss the opportunity and don't come again...... I think people are quite polite to you if they didn't call the security guard right away. The girl rolled her eyes, "Stop it, brother, it doesn't matter if you're embarrassed, the problem is that you're embarrassed like this." Not to mention anything else, you have sent so many business cards, and I haven't seen half of them come to apply for jobs. ”
"Who said that, didn't there be one yesterday?"
"She thinks you're a cowherd, and she wants to support you for a thousand yuan a month......
"One thousand? Do I look like such an undisciplined person? You tell her that at least one thousand and two, and I'll think about it reluctantly. ”
"Please, people even took out the children's college books. For the sake of other people's hearts, you might as well just get it. Anyway, you have such a duck face, and you were born to be a junior!"
The brother and sister fought for a while. Jun Ge smiled bitterly twice, and suddenly said:
"Seriously, the takeaway guy kicked Guo Hong into the trash just now, you should have seen it, right?"
"What's so difficult? The girl said dismissively.
"I know we can do it in terms of results alone. But at that time, although Guo Hong was lying on the trash can and vomiting, his center of gravity was still in the lower half of his body, and the toe of the delivery made him throw his legs into the sky...... I don't think I have that kind of ability. Therefore, there are only three possibilities left: first, that little brother has a lot of strength, so big that it exceeds the limits of ordinary people's strength, and second, he is a master of kung fu......"
"What about the third one?" asked the girl with a lack of interest.
Guo Hong himself has a soft spot for that trash can and can't wait to have a close encounter with it. ”
The girl thought for a moment: "I'll pick three." ”
"Hey!" Jun Ge said helplessly, "Normal people should be able to see that the third is my casual joke option, right?"
"Normal people don't see a food delivery guy and think he's some kind of kung fu master. The girl snorted, "I think you're chasing Sister Xue Lin until you go crazy." Please, we live in a real society, and the person with the broom is not necessarily a sweeper, but it may also be a sanitation worker!"
"Okay, I can't compete with you......" Jun Ge raised his hand in surrender, "However, you should have watched those videos on the Internet these days, right?"
The girl hit the brakes at the intersection: "There have been a lot of videos on the Internet lately. A red-eyed zombie that ran out in the middle of the night to bite someone, a little girl with dog ears, and a student threw more than 20 people into the sky...... I don't know which one you're talking about?"
"Zombies aside. The girl with dog ears does have some meaning - stop, don't contradict me yet, I know you must want to say it's cosplay, but Xiaoqing, I don't know if you can see clearly, that girl doesn't have human ears on either side of her head......"
"Special effects makeup, now any third-rate technician can cultivate Da Zhang Wei into Liu Yifei, what's so difficult about this thing?"
Jun Ge shook his head: "The problem is not the difficulty, but what is the point of doing this? It's just a small video uploaded in the Lanling forum, and the photographer didn't want to be popular, just just took a random video, so why bother? Okay, don't keep such an impatient face." Even if this is fake, you should agree with the last one, right?"
This time, the girl was rarely silent. She pursed her lips and said after a moment:
"That video was taken last Sunday and so far we have seen three versions, taken from different angles of the warehouse, all taken on mobile phones, blurry, but I personally tend to believe in their authenticity. Last Sunday, the Tiger's head boxing champion was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment, with eight broken ribs. On the same day, the ambulance from the municipal hospital went to the north gate of the gymnasium seven times before pulling the person out. Now that the territory of the gymnasium has been fully taken over by the Dragon King Society, He Sen's whereabouts are unknown. The student in the video is, at worst, just an introduction, and at worst, he is single-handedly destroying a gang. If you can find him......
"It's easier said than done. Jun Ge narrowed his eyes tiredly, "The takeaway guy who kicked people into the trash...... The student boy who makes people fly all over the sky...... A small piece of Lanling land, it's really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger......"
Suddenly there were several shouts from the right side of the car. The brother and sister turned their heads at the same time, but saw that it was two taxi drivers, one in front of the other and one in the other, yelling at this side viciously.
Jun Ge glanced back at the little sister, and the girl shrugged: "I just passed through them, and now they say they want to kill me." ”
"Then I'll teach you a wonderful way to get revenge, you can wait until they're done and then tell them you have AIDS. ”
He grabbed Xiaomei's fist lightly, then lowered the window, and said with a smile to the two drivers: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, two big brothers, my little sister is not sensible." However, she is delicate, I am afraid that she is unbearable, in order to avoid the interest of the two big brothers, I think it is better for me to do it?
He winked, and the two drivers felt a chill.
Before they could react, the green light came on. Jun Ge threw a thumbtackin into the lane, handed two flying kisses, and the black BMW walked away with a few slight noises.