"Daoye! Buddha! I'm a pure-blooded Chinese! You can't just watch me go to the Holy See, right?"

After many explanations to no avail, Zhang Yao wisely chose the curve to save the country.

Deal with this foreign saint who seems to have an abnormal sexual orientation first, and the remaining two are their own people no matter what they say.

After hearing Zhang Yao's words, the monk and Taoist priest instantly showed an expression of 'what you said makes sense'.

The two smiled and turned their heads to look at the saints.

"Immeasurable Tianzun! This is a housework in Huaxia, you foreigner can go back and forth. The Taoist priest took out a small copper coin sword from his bosom.

"Amitabha! Good! Good! Foreign benefactor! There will be a time later!" the monk pronounced a Buddha call and took off the demon-slaying pestle from his waist.

"God so loves!" the saint lifted up the cross not to be outdone.

Zhang Yao continued to cover his forehead, he was completely defeated by these three people.

If you don't agree with each other, you will start fighting.

Three, do you know that I know your boss very well?

It's a shame for them to do that.

Looking at the three people who began to stare at each other again like three fighting cocks, Zhang Yao silently took out his mobile phone.

This was the household matter of the three great gods, and he thought it would be safer to ask their opinions.

Zhang Yao asked cautiously in the group chat: "The Jade Emperor is big, the Buddha is big, and God is big." The three of you little brothers are scolding each other in front of me, what should I do, hurry!

The fastest reply was God: "May my believers be invincible!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Yao knew that he was going to finish.

This is a naked provocation, and this mutual enmity has to escalate into a mutual enmity between the gods.

Sure enough, it was as Zhang Yao thought.

The Jade Emperor sent an angry expression in the group chat and said, "Eh, you old bastard!

Finished.

Zhang Yao's heart is cool and cool.

The mutual scolding has escalated, and he can still speak when the three people in front of him are scolding each other.

The mutual hatred between the great gods, he has no way to intervene.

Now he can only hope that the Buddha will not get involved in this mutual hatred.

Then the news of the Buddha in the group chat gorgeously shattered his extravagant hopes.

Buddha: "Two donors, be cautious and avoid impetuosity, it is better to take refuge in Buddhism, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha." ”

This sentence was like a fuse, instantly igniting the strong smell of gunpowder between the three gods.

Messy words start to swipe the screen in the group chat.

It is also mixed with the words of Allah: "Who is afraid of whom! If you don't accept it, you will look down on life and death!"

Zhang Yao looked at Allah, who was stirring up trouble in the chaos. There are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

Don't stir up trouble in it, O Allah!

He covered his forehead and closed the group chat.

He can't intervene in this mutual confrontation between gods, so let's solve the mutual confrontation between the three people in front of him.

But looking at the state of the three people in front of him, he put the hand that was slowly lowered back to his forehead.

At this moment, the door of the box was pushed open, and the waiter walked in with two plates of dishes.

As soon as he entered, he noticed a strange atmosphere in the room.

Putting down the dish in his hand, he quickly slipped away without saying a word.

After walking out of the box, he patted his chest and said to the boss on the side: "Boss, I think there is a chance that the people here are going to fight." It's scary!"

The boss waved it away, then bent over and put his ear to the door and began to listen to the wall.

He had a certain study of metaphysics, and when this group of people walked into the shop, he sensed that monks and Taoist priests were unusual.

If you show me feng shui or bless me, then I won't send it!

With this in mind, the boss decided to take care of the few people in the house. Maybe his chance to make a fortune lies in these people.

At this time, several people in the house, except for Zhang Yao, found the guy listening to the foot of the wall outside the door.

"Amitabha!" the monk announced. A faint golden light spread around him.

He shielded the space in the box.

Now, even if the boss has a tailwind, he won't hear anything in the box anymore.

Zhang Yao looked at the faint golden light with a puzzled expression.

He didn't have the cultivation of a monk, so naturally he didn't find anyone eavesdropping outside the door. So he didn't understand why the monk suddenly made such a move.

The vampire saw his master's doubts, leaned over and explained softly in Zhang Yao's ear: "Master, someone is eavesdropping outside the door. The bald head muffled the sound. ”

Zhang Yao nodded in realization. And this kind of operation, it's amazing.

After solving the idle people, Zhang Yao watched the atmosphere in the field ease slightly, and was ready to start a new round of explanation.

He coughed lightly and cleared his throat and said, "Three masters! I am a student, and now I want to finish my studies well, and after graduation, find a job and work hard to earn money." ”

"Our Buddhism now recruits college students, with a good salary, five insurances and one housing fund, and weekend holidays!" the monk said immediately.

Zhang Yao looked at the monk's charitable face and suddenly didn't know how to continue the topic.

He actually neglected that the monk's family was running a company.

"Master.... I studied medicine..."Zhang Yao tried to make a final struggle.

"It's okay! Learn Chinese medicine! Our Taoists have been doctors and Taoists since ancient times, and there is no separation between them! Our salary will only be better than that of monks!" The Taoist priest did not give Zhang Yao a chance to struggle, he pointed to the monk's bald head and said: "And we don't shave our heads! We can get married!"

"No, master! I didn't mean that! I mean I'm an ordinary person and want to live an ordinary life!" Zhang Yao said hurriedly.

He was just an ordinary person, and everything he showed came from those four great gods, and none of them belonged to him.

If he really goes to be a reincarnated living Buddha or something, goofs are a trivial matter, and if these families treat him as a liar at that time, it will be over.

"This church can be assigned to your name, and all the income is yours!" said the saint to Zhang Yao with his mobile phone at this time.

On the phone is a picture of the church, the church is magnificent, just looking like it makes people feel full of trenches!

"I don't plan to go abroad to develop in my life, master, don't struggle anymore!" Zhang Yao seriously rejected the saint.

He felt that he must have been led astray somewhere, otherwise why would it suddenly become a meeting for these three people to show off their wealth?

Under the eager eyes of the three people, Zhang Yao finally came up with a way that he thought was the most perfect.

"Okay, when I graduate from college, we'll be talking about this topic, I just want to study now!" Zhang Yao said.

"Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, Stanford! you name it!" said the Saints.

The saint's voice has not yet fallen. The monks and Taoist priests opened their mouths and said: "Peking University, Tsinghua University, Nankai, Fudan, We have many good universities in China!

Zhang Yao covered his forehead in pain again, he now wondered if these three guys were sent by God to torture him.

Every one of his methods can be easily defused by this group of people, and it also makes him very excited.

"Three, we can't talk like that. That's my bottom line. Otherwise, we'll just shoot two and scatter three.... Scattered!"

Zhang Yao's good temper was finally consumed by these three people.

You have to make inches again and again! Is it because I am young and easy to bully?

Seeing that Zhang Yao was angry, the monks, Taoist priests, and saints finally quieted down.

They all knew that if they continued like this, it would only backfire, and it didn't matter if Zhang Yao was disgusted with him, but it would not be good to be taken first by the other two.

In this way, the atmosphere in the box was finally harmonious.

As the meal was served the same, the four of them began to eat seriously. No more references to what just happened.

Halfway through the meal, Zhang Yao finally remembered the vampires around him.

"Aren't you eating?" asked Zhang Yao.

"I'm a master of drinking blood, and general food doesn't have any effect on me. The vampire replied.

Zhang Yao looked at the vampire and felt a little difficult. He can't let vampires drink human blood. That's not a good thing after all.

"How long can you last after drinking blood?" Zhang Yao asked again.

"At most, once a week, usually once every three days. The vampire said.

A week, Zhang Yao nodded thoughtfully, a week is not too long, but it is not short.

"Then you can drink my blood from now on. Zhang Yao said to the vampire seriously.

As soon as these words came out, everyone, including the vampire, was shocked.

Monks, Taoist priests, and saints shouted in unison, "No!"

The vampire knelt on the ground and said in fear, "How can I suck your blood, my great master!"

Zhang Yao was startled by the vampire's movements, he quickly helped the vampire up and said, "Don't kneel down without moving, we are not a feudal society again." I can't let you drink other people's blood, I can't starve you, I can only let you drink mine. ”

In fact, according to Zhang Yao's idea, he would let the vampires pay attention to it for a while, and then when he had time, he would ask the four great gods to see if there was any better solution.

But the rest of the people didn't know that Zhang Yao still had such a backhand, and they thought that Zhang Yao was going to use his own blood to feed the vampires for a long time.

With the amount of food and eating time of vampires, it won't take half a year for Zhang Yao to dry up the suckers.

"Our Holy See can provide you with blood, Mr. Zhang!" the saint took out a blood bag from his bosom and put it on the table.

The Holy See stores a large amount of fresh blood in order to capture vampires, and there is no problem in supplying Zhang Yao's vampires.

Zhang Yao looked at the blood bag on the table in surprise and expressed his gratitude to the saint, which really solved his urgent need.

The Taoist priest and the monk looked at the saints with unhappy faces, and in this battle for Zhang Yao's favor, the saints took the lead in them to score a point.

But who made them have no fresh blood reserves?

After going back this time, we must find a way to get fresh blood, the two of them thought secretly.

After solving the problem of vampires eating, Zhang Yao's mood was very good, and even his attitude towards the saints improved.

This made the other two even more unhappy.