Someone once did a survey and asked what is the most embarrassing thing in the world?

Answer: My boyfriend and I were at home, and when I was about to fly into the clouds and scream very high-pitched, my mother came back.

......

Li Bai looked at the mother who pushed the door in, and was still carrying a big bag in her hand, looking confused.

My mother was also stunned: "......"

She stiffened for three seconds, turned her head, locked the door, and exited.

Li Bai: "......"

It's embarrassing.

Will she think crookedly?

He looked at Rena.

She stared at Li Bai with big watery eyes, looking at Li Bai, her face was innocent, her white little hands were still tightly grasping Li Bai's shoulders, she was still accessing the database, and she had no intention of stopping.

Outside the door, his father's puzzled voice came: "Why did you come out again, I'm still carrying things, open the door quickly, I'm almost tired?"

The mother muttered in a low voice: "Your son is doing bad things at home, let's not go in yet, otherwise he will be embarrassed." ”

Listening to that voice, it seems quite gratifying.

Li Bai: "......"

Mom, you don't have to keep your voice down, I can hear it if you keep it low, and I want to say that I'm embarrassed right now.

Dad suddenly said, "Why don't we put our things at the door and go out for a walk first?"

Mom: "No, I still want to meet our daughter-in-law, I just took a look, it's quite handsome, more handsome than those stars who often appear on TV." ”

......

It's awkward to explain this matter, and it can't be explained clearly for a while, even if it's explained clearly, it's another thing to say whether parents believe it or not.

It's just a lonely man and a widow, and the girl only wears a bath towel and sits on the sofa with you to "hook your shoulders", if you insist that the two of you are innocent, then others will only think that you are insulting their intelligence.

So Li Bai simply didn't explain, and when his parents came in, he generously introduced Rena, only saying that he was his friend, and turned a blind eye to the ambiguous eyes of the two.

It's not that he broke the can, but he thought that he really needed a nominal girlfriend.

Because he is 23 years old this year, and he is approaching the end of the year.

When he went home for the New Year, his parents and the three aunts and six mothers-in-law in the family had to force themselves to go on a blind date.

Passing it out makes people laugh out of their big teeth.

And it is impossible for him to bring their real daughter-in-law Hua Mulan back from the King Continent, even if he can, the fight over there is in full swing, how can he have time to come back to see his in-laws, so he will simply take Rena to make up the numbers first.

In addition, he is already planning to move out.

It's not because I want to live the so-called two-person world with Rena, but I'm worried that one day I'm practicing, and I'm interrupted by my parents thinking that I'm practicing wheel exercises.

If you arrange any magic circle at home, the phantom array, it is very unrealistic.

So the next day, Li Bai went out with Rena under the ambiguous eyes of his parents and his parents.

Before leaving, his father patted him on the shoulder shyly: "Don't wear a condom, your mother and I are in a hurry to hold our grandson." ”

Or my mother is more reliable: "Have you seen your in-laws?" When do you plan to get married?"

Speaking of which, this is also because he is a man.

If it is a daughter who fools around with the opposite sex at home, the father has to break the dog leg of the stinky boy who arched his little cabbage!

......

On the same day, Li Bai and Rena moved into a three-bedroom unit, the decoration was very ordinary, and it was better to be clean. The smell of paint and formaldehyde in it was also dispelled clean by him by casting a dust purification spell.

The owner of this unit is himself.

The signing fee for his live broadcast is very high, most of which was handed over to his parents, and the remaining part was purchased because the value of the deposit bank will continue to depreciate, so he bought such a property.

It seems that there is an obsession with the land in his bones.

For Chinese people, owning a house of their own is of great significance, even if it is a loan that needs to be repaid for a long time, even if it only has the right to use it for a long time.

The reason why Li Bai chose to buy a house is that he feels that he will not lose money, after all, this is also a first-tier city, and the possibility of a sharp drop in housing prices is very small;

It is also a very sad thing to say, after he just got the signing money, he did the notarization of the estate, and the beneficiary filled in his parents. It seems that he is sure that he will die sooner than his parents, who are already in their fifties.

Most luxury goods have no meaning to him, and ordinary Chinese young people who suddenly get rich may choose to buy a luxury car to travel, but the speed of the car is not as fast as his running, so he gives up.

In the next period of time, Li Bai chose a swordsmanship called "Heavenly Sword", which is a derivative version of Shushan Tiandun Swordsmanship, since he has already redeemed Tiandun Swordsmanship, there will be a discount on the price, which can be called a good price.

Moreover, the Heavenly Sword Technique is about the method of the unity of human and sword, which can be said to complement each other for him who has just been promoted to the Yuan Infant Realm.

That night, Li Bai finished his cultivation and Rena finished his research. The two of them got together on the bed, holding a notebook and watching a movie.

At the beginning, I watched Aamir Khan's new movie "Mysterious Superstar", which is simply a national treasure of the people of Tianzhu, every movie is good-looking, and the amount is full, and a movie is two and a half hours.

Rena put her hands on her cheeks and watched with relish.

Li Bai said: "Can you understand?"

"I don't understand. ”

"And you're still so fascinated?"

Rena blinked and said, "In the years I have been on standby, I have been reviewing the videos and videos stored in the database every day, and I have watched them for hundreds of thousands of years...... So whatever I do, as long as the commander doesn't let me standby. ”

Li Bai was silent for a moment, and said softly: "Don't worry, I am such a black-hearted person, I will definitely let you work to death, and you will not have a chance to wait for the opportunity in the future." ”

There was silence for a long time, except for the rolling subtitles and music at the end of the movie.

He clicked on the "Super God Academy" that he had been chasing before, and found that before he knew it, he had saved up a whole season of twelve episodes.

"This anime tells the story of a war between earthlings and aliens, by the way, Rena, did you really find aliens in your time?"

Rena shook her head: "In the known world, there are no extraterrestrial civilizations that have not been explored, but there are many planets where there are uncivilized life forms, but they have been directly colonized. ”

Li Bai thought for a while, frowned, and said, "There are many legends about aliens in our time, how can there be none?"

Rena smiled: "Your Excellency Commander, how do you know that the so-called aliens are not the modified humans born from the prehistoric civilization of the earth? A long time ago, some scholars proposed that before the appearance of the Common Era, before the previous Ice Age, before the ancient age of dinosaurs...... Perhaps there is a human civilization that has reached its peak. ”

"Immediately after, this civilization was like the reincarnation of the earth after 4,000 A.D., and it was suddenly destroyed. ”

"And the traces of human beings left on the rest of the planets are actually radiated out by the original earth civilization. ”

Li Bai nodded solemnly, and then continued to watch the anime.

He felt that the music at the beginning of the Super Divine Academy was very burning, and he thought about whether he should be a big guy with his own BGM, and when he returned to the Great Wall that day, he was playing BGM and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds......

Rena saw that Li Bai was not interested in these things, so she didn't repeat them, stared at the screen, and watched intently.