The night of Dajiao Island [Medium, the big harvest (2, the imperial court forcibly accepted concubines)]
"Soldier, what's your name?" Lu Xiufu asked a soldier standing guard at the table.
"Report to Boss Lu Ge! The younger one's name is Wu Ergui, and he is a subordinate of the deputy general Chen Yinding at the table!" the lieutenant replied to Lu Xiufu.
"Oh! Very good, Ergui! Now! This wild vegetable chicken soup and barbecue and those fresh fish are all ready! But what about your Excellency, the former commander of the palace Guo Wenjing, he and his wife seem to have been grinding something in his tent in front of him, so I haven't seen the two of them come here to dine here until this moment! Therefore, I will order you to work hard now, and immediately trot over to inform the couple to come over for dinner, okay?" Lu Dongjiang motioned to Wu Ergui and said.
"Yes, Lord Lu, Ergui will run over now to inform them to go!" Wu Ergui finished speaking. And the man trotted away......
In just a moment, Guo Wenjing and Zhao Feiyan, who had enough "love" in the tent, came to the dinner scene with a smile on their faces accompanied by Wu Ergui, and greeted everyone politely one by one......
...... "Guo Wenjing, the commander in front of the palace, come forward to listen to the order!" Lu Xiufu suddenly ordered at the dining table.
Guo Wenjing immediately stepped forward quickly, hugged his fists and waited: "The last general, Guo Wenjing!
"Okay, my brother Guo Daxia! In view of your outstanding performance in this breakthrough battle, this prime minister has invited my Royal Highness Zhao Guanghuigui, the saint of the country, to confer on you the post of deputy commander of this army!
"Lord Jianguo and Lu Ge are too wise and great! I will definitely live up to the country's high expectations for me! I will do my best, and I will die after death!" Guo Rotren excitedly responded to his eldest brother Lu Dongjiang.
"Yet, because you were a rapist before, my brother! This flaw is too great! And you are still in the cell on the ground floor of the imperial ship, and you have been held by us for nearly forty days! Alas......! I said Brother Wenjing?? don't you think that there may be another grievance in this matter? It has made the soldiers and people of the whole army now think that you are a shameful rapist! Alas...!This Zhang Shijie and Mrs. Zhang Taifu were sentenced to you in the first place. When the case was unjust, the old man felt that he was very strange!!Alas......! Xiao Guo, you will now say in front of everyone, is he really having another hidden secret? Lu Xiufu's eyes signaled that "it may be that he has been wronged" Guo Wenjing said. (Oh???Could it be that this is Lu Xiufu, a courtier, who wants to overturn the rape case of his brother Guo Wenjing here??? it is really this officialdom thick and black, and it is despicable and shameless!)
"Oh, yes, yes, ......??!???? old man of Dongjiang Pavilion! You want to be the master of the loyal and honest man of the brother puppet! Miss me quietly, and the two sisters Chen Dianxia and Chen Dianfei, who have been friends for many years, have been friends for many years! On that day, the three couples and literary friends tasted wine and talked in the cabin of the imperial ship, and they didn't want to lose their temper after drinking, and the three men and women actually fell asleep on a big bed! Alas, ............! Alas, ! Dongjiang Pavilion old man......" After comprehending Lu Xiufu's eyes, Madman Guo was also busy talking in front of everyone.
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In this compartment, the two sisters Chen Dianxia and Chen Dianfei, who were still waiting there to eat barbecue, were asked by Brother Dianxia when they took over the two large pieces of baby fish meat handed over by Zhao Xiaoyi.
"What's the matter? Is it still a trick on Xianyun? Isn't it rumored that Teng Ji often went to get Chen Qiao'er, and then it was Wang Yangming, Wang Carpenter, and then went to get this Chen Qiao'er? Zhong Mo came out with another 'Xianyun Qiao'er' at this time? Isn't it that the husband Wang Qianyun also went to 'get' this Chen Qiao'er???...... "......
"Poof...... I'm ?!!going to ?? my grandmother the second head of the family!!fuck, these two such vulgar fat women with duck tongues, they will bring you a love letter that can still be written with 'morning and twilight'?
At this moment, several soldiers of the forbidden army came over from Lu Xiufu and them, and politely invited the Chen Dianxia sisters over for dinner......
......Oh! is this the duck ?! spicy, let me ask you, General Guo, are you and the two Chen sisters who are now present that day really just drunk and slept on the same bed by mistake?"
"Eh! Lord Zhuguo! You don't know anything! The last general has always regarded his noble name as more important than anything else! No, now that Dianxia Dianfei's sister is also present, you let these two sisters come and say in person, did Guo Wenjing really take away the precious chastity of their yellow flower girl that night? Alas......! Want me, the high-spirited and bright Central Plains hero, to do this kind of thing? Isn't this an obvious nonsense? ?" Guo Wenjing defended to Wang Yangming again in that fierce manner.
"Oh, the two eldest sisters, this quiet knight, are all true??" asked Carpenter Wang, turning his head to the two fat sisters who were munching on pheasant.
These two plump people, while eating chicken there at this time, are also YY the handsome guy Lu Xiufu nearby! (They also fantasize that one day they can marry this Sven "Xiushi" who now has no wife!) So, when they heard that "Actually, the 'kind-hearted' Guo Wenjing that night may not have raped them", they also "wanted face" and immediately cooperated there: "Oh! Yes! Maybe everyone is tired of pen pal communication! And then they slept indiscriminately! ”(???…… He didn't mess with the two of you, could it be that the two of you who were about to die that night called for help have no memory of any memory now????really, I'll go, I'll go!)
"Oh! That's right! Since the two eldest sisters, Chen Dianxia and Chen Dianfei, have both admitted the two of them on the spot, in fact, they have been 'confidant pen pals' with this General Guo Wenjing for many years. Then this seat takes the liberty of thinking that in order to eliminate our combat hero Guo Daxia this time, the 'rapist' misunderstanding he is carrying. If you don't know Yang Ming, I will now ask the king of my dynasty, His Royal Highness Zhao Guanghui, who is also here, and ask him to marry this Chen sister immediately, so that both of them can marry Guo Wenjing, who has been a pen pal confidant for many years. (???……!!)
"Oh, yes, yes! Xiao Wang! This is absolutely unacceptable, unavoidable! Thinking that our Zhao family is really a poor family, how can we tolerate these two huge cousins of Chen Yizhong and Chen Xiangye to come into the door as concubines! Xiao Wang Na ??!" Ms. Zhao Feiyan, who was eating delicious food with two children nearby, heard that the imperial court was going to force her husband to take a concubine, and immediately begged Wang Carpenter to give up this "unrealistic and strange idea".
"Hmph! I can't help it??! Aunt Zhao, you made a big fuss in the court on the Jiajiu boat before and almost frightened my Dongjiang Father, which made ??! Aunt! Actually, my Father doesn't still remember your little mistake just now! His old man's original intention is that now your whole family is the only one in you, and it is time to arrange two 'little concubines' for you to relax the perverse atmosphere of your family! Late life is still here to advise you to go, but don't blindly mess around here, and make me angry with the old man Dongjiang Yafu and his old man! Hmph! If you dare to commit another crime, the consequences will definitely be much more serious than today???!'s situation!
Although Zhao Vixen is fierce, she still has at least the IQ she wants, so in the end, she can only accept her fate, a female streamer, and she will never be able to fight against Lu Dongjiang's 'royal order and court'......
"Mmmm, little Wang! Auntie saw the two 'second grandmothers' who were five years older than Auntie and me, how could their taste be so big! Auntie, I'm afraid I may not be able to support these two fat pigs in the future??!" Zhao Feiyan was stunned for a while by the threat of Carpenter Wang, and then unwillingly asked Wang Yangming again.
"How big are they ??? your eldest daughter Zhao Keyao's 'big breasts' on the Xin Yi ship just now?
Zhao Feiyan saw Carpenter Wang's "clear in the chest" of all evil postures, and immediately confessed to him and softened there: "Oh! Yes, yes, Lord Zhuguo! Auntie I really know my mistake now! Auntie will definitely live in harmony with these two 'little ladies' given by the imperial court in the future, and also do a good job of housework! Hehe......
…… On the long and charming beach of Da Xiang Island under the starry sky...... The mellow aroma of barbecue is permeating...... melody of "singing and dancing" is still in progress...... Hundreds of thousands of remnants of the Great Song Dynasty who had just "escaped from the sea of suffering" were carrying out their sumptuous feast of sea and sky here......
Zhang Yongqiang, the father-in-law of the Great Interior, also continued to read out the holy decree of Zhao Guanghui in his hand: "This king Yinghaotian's life! Li Qingchun, the former commander of the Yiwei Palace, was promoted to the post of generalissimo of the navy of the Great Song Dynasty and awarded the first-grade official Lu; General Guo Wenjing, the former commander of the palace, was specially promoted to the post of general of the Great Song Dynasty and the deputy marshal of the navy, and was awarded the rank of first-grade official; General Teng Jichang, the former commander of the former palace, was specially promoted to the post of scholar of Wenyuange University and deputy marshal of the navy of our Great Song Dynasty, and was awarded the rank of first-grade official; Wu Xinge, the former commander of our dynasty, was specially promoted to the rank of Wuyingdian University Scholar and the Taifu of the Prison State, and was awarded the first-grade official Lu; ...... Du Wenzhong, the former prefect of Guangzhou, was promoted to the rank of lieutenant of our dynasty...... The second father of this king, the elder of Dongjiang Pavilion, now respects him as the 'father of the country', and gives him the title of the right prime minister of my Great Song Dynasty from now on......"
...... "Oh yes, yes,
"Your sister, you are innocent," Marshal Li Qingchun, the new superior beside him, asked him angrily.
"Hello, sir!!??? from Guangxi?!?? former general of the Wupinguan, do you need to bury me like this now, who was once your superior???" Madman Guo replied dissatisfiedly to this Marshal Li.
General Li Qingchun was directly amused by the arrogance and straightforwardness of this madman...... When he explained to him there: "Your Excellency, General, the original meaning of what I said just now was that you should be called 'Wen Jing'! Zhong Mo is now grabbing my name from me and calling himself a 'pure person'? Alas...... Your parents named you 'Wen Jing' in the first place, but they didn't also tell you to learn that 'pure......'!
"Okay, okay, Lord Marshal! I have limited knowledge, and I will never be able to win against you real scholars! In this way, I admit it! Then I will be 'quiet' and yours will be 'pure', so you should be satisfied, right? My Lord Li?" Guo Wenjing was afraid that he would be bypassed by Li Qingchun's literary ruffian, so he also pretended to be very relieved and told Li Qingchun.
Why don't you two go to the sky and the moon??! it!, I wonder if you two deserve to be called by these two names???... It's really me...]