Although Zhang Yao had already expected that the troublemaker sent down by the Buddha would not be an honest master.

But after he saw the big monkey in front of him, a hip-hop fan, carrying a baseball bat and eating a banana.

Still kneeling.

O Great Sage!

O great sage who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace!

Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King!

Buddha, you are messing with me!

Are you sure this is a trickster?!

Are you sure!?

This is obviously a master who can poke a hole in the sky!

As for this master's current popularity in the world, wagging his tail is a large group of fans and sisters!

The most important thing is that Lao Tzu can't beat him!

Questioning the Buddha, Zhang Yao only dared to do this kind of thing in his mind.

Questioning the Great Sage, Zhang Yao didn't even dare to think about this kind of thing now.

There is nothing more painful in life than this.

He carefully held a plate of bananas and served them to the Great Sage, with a basket of peaches and a basket of various fruits behind him.

Rogers was in the car outside the villa, and as long as the Great Sage wanted to eat any fruit, he would buy it as soon as possible.

And the little black cat is now honestly like a real cat, quietly lying on the lap of the great sage to sell cuteness.

The most comfortable person in this room is only Xiao Bai Ze, who is so simple that he doesn't understand anything.

She lay next to the Great Sage and dangled her two little legs, looking curiously at the big monkey in front of her.

"Are you really fighting to defeat the Buddha Monkey King?" Xiao Bai Ze asked curiously.

The Great Sage turned his head to look at her, nodded and said, "Well, my grandson is the Monkey King." ”

"Then can you conjure up a lot of little monkeys with just a haircut?" Xiao Bai Ze looked at the Great Sage in surprise.

He plucked a handful of monkey hair from his body.

Her action did not scare the Great Sage, but scared Zhang Yao, who was waiting on the side, so much so that he almost fainted.

Baby, this monkey is the Monkey King! The one who has ever subdued the most demons and eliminated demons, you little monster dares to pluck his hair. Are you really not afraid of death!?

Although Zhang Yao is very afraid of death and is very cowardly.

But for the sake of Xiao Bai Ze, he still decided to come forward.

"The Great Sage forgives sins, he is still a child who doesn't understand anything, and he doesn't mean to offend you!" Zhang Yao exclaimed.

He was afraid that if he said that he was one step slower, Sun Wukong would knock Xiao Bai Ze to death with a stick.

Sun Dasheng looked at the frightened Zhang Yao, grinned and said, "My old grandson has become a Buddha, and he is not as difficult to get along with as before." ”

As he spoke, he took the monkey hair in Xiao Bai Ze's hand, blew it on it lightly, and blew the monkey hair out.

This handful of monkey hair grows when it sees the wind, and it instantly turns into a few small monkeys.

Squeaky and jogging in the living room.

"Little monkey!" Xiao Bai Ze called excitedly.

She jumped up from the couch and happily threw herself at the little monkeys.

Those little monkeys were not afraid of life, and after a while, they played happily with Xiao Bai Ze.

The Great Sage looked at the scene in front of him, smiled kindly, and said, "Okay, don't stick there, my grandson is not the Jade Emperor, I have to be served by someone when I eat, sit down!"

The Great Sage picked up the baseball bat at hand and put it on the ground, freeing up space for Zhang Yao.

Zhang Yao looked at the appearance of the Great Sage, and just wanted to say thank you, when he heard a "Bang!"

He looked and saw that the place where the baseball bat was located had sunken down, and the floor was cracked.

This is really a wishful golden hoop stick!!

Zhang Yao said in his heart.

From the moment the Great Sage entered the door, he was guessing whether that baseball bat would be the most famous stick of all time.

Now it seems that it just didn't run.

Sun Wukong saw Zhang Yao staring directly at the baseball bat, and he knew it in his heart, he laughed and said: "This is not a golden hoop stick, it is a weapon that my grandson just got recently." If you put the golden rod here, your house will be gone. ”

"Oh hehe. I see. Zhang Yao laughed twice and wiped the cold sweat on his head.

An existence of this level is really very dangerous to come down to earth. It's better to send it away early.

Sun Dasheng saw that Zhang Yao had no intention of sitting down, so he didn't care about him, and stood up by himself to prepare to do an exercise after dinner.

He dragged the little black cat's tail and threw it out and said, "Come, I haven't seen you for a long time, let my grandson see if you have any skills!"

Little Black Cat: "Meow Meow~"

Zhang Yao: "Calm down, calm down!"

Sun Wukong: "What's the matter? Do you want to fight with my old grandson?"

Zhang Yao originally wanted to persuade again, but after hearing the words of the Great Sage, he instantly withered.

He made a gesture of invitation to the little black cat: "Great Sage, you have fun." ”

The little black cat looked at Zhang Yao with an expression that was beeped by a dog, and scolded in his heart.

You unrighteous bastard! Bai helped you save the bats in the morning, didn't you!

Bai helped you decorate the living room last night, didn't you!

Sell me so much!

If I can spare a breath today, I'll kill you!

He was scolding here, but Sun Dasheng was not idle.

The Great Sage picked up the baseball bat on the ground, moved his hands and feet, and shouted, "Bah!

A stick was struck at the little black cat.

This stick castrated extremely fast, and Zhang Yao could only vaguely see an afterimage and a circle of qi waves.

The little black cat looked at the stick that Sun Dasheng hit, and said "meow!" angrily, and pointed at the ground with four paws, and deftly dodged.

"Boom~!!"

The walls of the villa were hit by this wave of air, and one of them, uh, shattered in one piece.

One of the walls of the villa was directly beaten into powder, and this was still the end of being hit by the air wave.

Zhang Yao looked at Sun Dasheng who was chasing and beating the little black cat with chills, and he couldn't imagine what would happen if he was hit by Sun Dasheng with a stick.

As Sun Dasheng became more and more fierce, the entire villa became fragmented.

It staggered and looked like it was about to collapse at any moment.

Fortunately, Zhang Yao responded after seeing the fate of that wall.

He hugged Xiao Bai Ze and quickly got into the car driven by Rogers, and then ran away.

Immortals fight, it's better to stay away.

If the fish in the pond are affected, the gains outweigh the losses.

Zhang Yao, who was sitting in the car, looked at the dusty ruins of the villa in the distance with palpitations.

He felt that if he ran one step too late, he would definitely stay there for the funeral of the villa.

"Jinnyima is scary!" Zhang Yao sighed.

He took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera, and recorded a small video aimed at the ruins of the villa.

Then I sent this little video to the group chat. And postscripted: "The Buddha is so big, he can't handle it, he can't do it! It's too cruel!"

In the group chat, the Buddha did not reply, but the Jade Emperor replied quickly.

Jade Emperor: "Eh, this looks like a little monkey!"

Zhang Yao: "Yes, the Jade Emperor is big, it's too cruel, you always have to think of a way!"

The Jade Emperor didn't speak again for a long time.

Just when Zhang Yao and the others were heartbroken, the Jade Emperor sent a folder up.

When he saw this folder, he was overjoyed, wondering if it could be something like a shackle spell.

Tap your finger on the screen to open the folder.

I saw that inside was a classic cartoon "Havoc in Heaven!!

"Damn!"

Zhang Yao threw the phone out, looking at the sky without tears.

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace, hehe, it's just no rut, what's the use of being so fancy.

Just say that you can't do it!

He complained about the Jade Emperor for two minutes, and silently picked up the phone again.

The Jade Emperor is unreliable, so he can only hope for the Buddha.

Zhang Yao was apprehensive, and silently said in the group chat: "Buddha is great, do you still have a golden hoop in your old man's house?"

This time the Buddha responded to him.

Buddha: "No. ”

When Zhang Yao saw the Buddha's answer, his mood was very calm.

Hehe, I expected it a long time ago. You mean to let me talk with empty teeth.

I get it, I get it.

Come on, call Xiaobai out and let him eat me!

Let him eat me!

I originally thought that there would be no danger to my life if I was obedient, but now, what the hell is this mission!

Subduing the grumpy Monkey King!!

Difficulty: 50,000 stars!!

The probability of death is 12 thousand!!

You have the final say in the Antarctic and the North Pole!

Anyway, it's better than being killed by Sun Wukong~!

Zhang Yao's spirit completely collapsed this time, he would cry and laugh in the car, and he still said all kinds of inconsequential words in his mouth.

Rogers looked at his wild-looking, confused master. Don't know what to say.

Although he knew that his master was not an ordinary person, he did not expect that his master would know this mythical monkey.

He also brought the whole monkey family.

When he saw the monkey, he was frightened back to his original form. Now I'm even more afraid of death.

Now the only thing he can do is to drive the car and take his master away from that place of right and wrong.

Then wait quietly for the owner to come to his senses.

And when Zhang Yao had a nervous breakdown, the battle situation in the villa also took a turn.

The little black cat flew in the air and yelled at Sun Wukong: "Sun Monkey, are you finished, are you!

Sun Wukong stood in the clouds, carrying a baseball bat and eating bananas, smiled disdainfully, and said: "Don't give my old grandson face, come to fight!"

The little black cat looked at this fighting mad monkey and was completely furious. He let out an angry "meow!".

A strong light surged from all over his body.

"Okay, you set up an enchantment, don't affect the mortal world, I'll have a good fight with you!" said the little black cat.

Sun Wukong looked at this piece of rich holy light, with an excited look on his face, and casually waved his hand to lay down an enchantment.

Then throw the baseball bat away and pull a tiny needle out of the ear. Flick your fingers and bounce into the air.

Reaching out again, a dangling stick was in his hand.

With the appearance of the genuine Ruyi golden hoop stick, the rich holy light in the little black cat also dissipated.

At this time, the little black cat had disappeared without a trace, and was replaced by an angel dressed in silver armor with three pairs of wings on his back.

But these six wings are half pure white, and half are inky black.

The angel also had a pair of crooked horns sticking out of the top of his head.

Holiness is mixed with evil.

This is the essence of the little black cat, the fallen archangel - Satan!

Sun Wukong looked at Satan, his eyes were full of war, and he shouted: "Eat my old grandson!"

As he spoke, he flew and rushed over.

The Great Sage, who was originally dressed in hip-hop style, ignited a flame on his body on the way over.

The original clothes were burned to ashes and replaced with a fight-only outfit.

Chain gold armor, phoenix wings purple gold crown, lotus silk step clouds.

Satan looked indifferently at Sun Wukong, who rushed towards him, and gathered a piece of holy light with both hands, condensing into a cross sword and an iris shield.

yelled, "What kind of crickets are you monkeys!"

The Great Sage knew that Satan was laughing at his phoenix-winged purple and gold crown, and he was not annoyed, but only smashed it down with a stick.

The golden rod smashed against the fleur-de-tailed shield, sending out a circle of qi visible to the naked eye.

Satan took advantage of this kung fu and stabbed out with a sword, directly taking Sun Dasheng's henchmen.

Seeing this, the Great Sage snorted coldly, did not dodge, stretched out a big furry hand and grabbed it towards the sword body.

He is an immortal body of gods and demons, and his physical strength is no less than that of an artifact. Empty-handed into the white blade or something, it's all trivial.

The sword that Satan stabbed was firmly grasped in his hand, and with a strong grip, the sword body was broken.

Seeing this, Satan's six wings moved slightly, and he retreated, and after flying out of a distance, he looked at the remnant sword in his hand, and his heart palpitated.

I haven't seen each other for so many years, this monkey is strong again, and this time it is estimated that he will be abused again.

My heart is cold!

He threw away the discarded cross sword, and with a casual move, he turned into a new one with holy light, and killed Sun Wukong.

Knowing that he was invincible and still moving forward bravely, he was about to be moved to cry by his own spirit.