On this day, Lun Fengxiang was shopping in the capital, and saw that there were many people around the place where the yellow list was posted at the gate of the city. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Lun Fengxiang squeezed forward to join in the fun, and heard someone in the crowd say: "The name of this Jiangyang thief is interesting, 'hairless mouse', this hairless mouse doesn't sound easy to catch!"

Lun Fengxiang heard his master mention that he had taught an apprentice before, and now that he was out of business, he was nicknamed "Hairless Mouse". Because the name is very special, Lun Fengxiang was deeply impressed. At this time, he heard the name mentioned by someone in the crowd, and he put on the yellow list to take a look, and he was very happy.

Just look at the title of the yellow list: Whoever can catch this person will be rewarded with ten thousand taels of gold. There is a picture below, not a human head, but a mouse standing on the ground, with two big characters written next to it - hairless.

Lun Fengxiang couldn't laugh when he saw such a nondescript yellow list, he stepped forward and unveiled the yellow list while laughing. The crowd immediately exploded, "Look, there are people who can catch mice!" "Yes, can this person catch a hairless mouse?" I heard that all the Ouchi masters have been dispatched and have not caught anyone!" "What do you know, this is called one thing falling one thing, don't you understand?"

When the official saw that someone had unveiled the list, he hurriedly reported it to the authorities, and then someone brought Lun Fengxiang to the emperor. After Lun Fengxiang knelt down to salute, the emperor went straight to the topic: "Is Aiqing sure to catch this person?"

"Nope. "Lun Fengxiang is direct.

When the emperor heard this, you were not sure to catch this person, so what did you do when you unveiled the list? But the emperor is not good to be angry at this time and maintain his demeanor. So he asked again: "Since you are not sure to arrest this person, why did Aiqing reveal the list?"

Lun Fengxiang raised his head and said proudly: "I can watch him!"

"Oh?" this sentence aroused the emperor's interest, "Why does Aiqing think that he can watch him?"

"I have my own method, but I can't tell you. Well, you don't believe me when I say that, so I'll go out of the palace to find him, and then take a token from him and come back, okay?"

"Oh, can you find him?" asked the Emperor.

"It's no problem to find him, but now I guess no one can catch him except my master. Lun Fengxiang said.

"In this way, is your master willing to arrest him?" The emperor still hopes to be able to arrest Diao Yugui, after all, this person stole the emperor's jade seal and sent it back as if he was in a no-man's land.

"Not to mention that my master travels all over the world and is difficult to find a trace, even if my master catches him, you can't look at him. I'll just say that, even if you cut off his head on the spot, maybe he will be alive tomorrow!" Lun Fengxiang said this, Diao Yugui has a bit of a meaning of putting gold on other people's faces, who can still live if his head is cut off?

He actually said this to show his ability, so he deliberately said that the opponent was very powerful. After all, no one can verify whether Diao Yugui can live after his head is cut off, right?

"In this case, I will wait for Aiqing's good news!" The emperor actually didn't believe that this unsurprising kid in front of him could find Diao Yugui at this time, so he basically didn't want to deal with Li Lun Fengxiang anymore. Lun Fengxiang was not angry, and after thanking him, he left the Jinluan Palace and went to find Diao Yugui.

Diao Yugui and Lun Fengxiang's master is a Fang Wai Traveler, and he says that his name is "Xiao Cangsheng", this Xiao Cangsheng has very high martial arts, especially light skills, which can be said to be a unique martial arts. In addition to light skills, I am very familiar with disguise techniques, bone shrinking magic skills, setting up unlocking mechanisms, and so on.

Lun Fengxiang expected that Diao Yugui had just finished stealing the palace and might not have left the capital yet, and the more people wanted to arrest him, the more he had to make it impossible for people to catch him in order to show his strength.

Xiao Cangsheng has a habit that the apprentices he has taught have left a portrait, so Lun Fengxiang has seen Diao Yugui's appearance. It is not an exaggeration to say that Diao Yugui is a hairless mouse, others have sharp-beaked monkey gills, and according to Xiao Cangsheng, Diao Yugui is very white.

Lun Fengxiang relied on his own impression to find someone to draw a portrait, and went to various inns to ask the shopkeeper. Finally, he found the inn where Diao Yugui stayed. Lun Fengxiang sat at the entrance of this inn and waited for Diao Yugui to come back.

In the evening, Diao Yugui returned to the inn with a toothpick in his mouth and humming a little song. As soon as he entered the room, Lun Fengxiang came to the door of his room.

According to the ability to be a thief, Lun Fengxiang is not as expensive as Diao Yu, and he knows it himself. Every time Master mentions Diao Yugui, he says that he was born to be a thief. Therefore, Lun Fengxiang believed that when he returned to the inn from Diao Yugui, his actions should not be able to escape his eyes.

So he came to the door of Diao Yugui's room and shouted generously: "Senior brother." ”

After shouting this, he heard someone behind him speak: "Who are you calling Senior Brother?" The voice was hoarse, and it sounded very uncomfortable.

"Aren't you my senior brother's hairless mouse Diao Yugui? Let's all learn from Xiao Cangsheng!" Lun Fengxiang said.

"Oh, it's my junior brother! Diao Yugui pushed the door open as he spoke, and the two of them entered the room.

As soon as he entered the room, Lun Fengxiang spoke, "Senior brother, the jade pendant was given to me by my mother, please return it to me, senior brother." ”

Diao Yugui smiled "hehe", "Just kidding, junior brother don't mind." As he spoke, he spread out his hand, holding a jade pendant in his hand.

Lun Fengxiang took the jade pendant and hung it on his waist again, "Senior brother, when it comes to stealing things, Master said, I will not be your opponent if I practice for another fifty years......"

Without waiting for him to finish, Diao Yugui picked up: "So when are you going to kill me?"

"Hey, where is the senior brother!"

"If you don't kill me, what are you going to do to expose the yellow list?" Diao Yugui asked Lun Fengxiang with both hands on his arms.

"We are fellow brothers, what am I going to do to kill you? I just want to ask my brother for a piece of ink treasure. ”

"Hey, hey, hey" Diao Yugui's smile was as ugly as a duck's crook, "I'm not a literati and inkman, where is there any ink treasure?"

"I hope my brother can write me a limerick," Lun Fengxiang said with a grin.

"Oh, is the junior brother going to take this limerick poem to the emperor Lao'er for an errand?"

"Exactly!"

"Interesting and interesting, so I'll write it to you!" Diao Yugui picked up the pen on the table, wrote a limerick poem on the paper and handed it to Lun Fengxiang, the poem is like this: Jiuqu rat steals the temple, and the emperor Lao Tzu is also difficult to prevent, just ask who in the world can prevent rats from stealing the temple.

Don't look at Diao Yugui without any literary talent, his limerick poem is also bullshit, but this is a hidden poem, and the penultimate words are connected together to form a four-character idiom - thieves also have thieves (Tao).

Lun Fengxiang took this limerick poem and went back to his life.