People, living in this world, are repeating three things, self-deception and being deceived by others. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there is a group of chivalrous people, who are in the border towns.

Han Shi did not have a mocking aura, although he set a very bad flag in the interview at the beginning, but in fact there were only three reasons why he would attract Liu Yi.

The first is to be famous, the second is to be young, and the third is to be famous and young, who else can he shoot at Han Shi?

On Weibo, there was a huge controversy about Liu Yi's evaluation: students with strange ideas and a little talent who are proud and complacent.

First of all, it's a candy member, which goes without saying, of course, it's unanimously scolded and opposed, after all, it's definitely uncomfortable for your idol to be said like this.

"Where did Liu Yi come from?"

"What kind of card is the one before, too, why do you like to step on the little lion?"

"Whoever calls the little lion is fire, and he is still young, and his words are accurate, he is actually a bunch of garbage. ”

"According to the character of Han Gongzi, he will definitely not reply directly, he must hold back his big move, and then get him with a wrench. ”

"It's a bit difficult this time, after all, Han Gongzi is preparing for the final exam, and then this Liu Yi is also an old fritter who has been attacking others all year round to rub the hot search, I remember that he said proudly before, if he is not criticized by me, it is not a big hit, and it is really shameless to the extreme. ”

"Waiting for Han Gongzi to knock him down, it's disgusting to watch!"

As for some people who agree with Liu Yi's point of view, I won't say much, anyway, there is no quiet on the Internet, and it is normal for literati to be light.

"Zz"

A crisp voice came from the tip of the pen, and Han Shi was writing a farewell letter.

I wrote more than 30 articles, and then put double-sided tape on the back, and pasted them on his computer first.

[See you in two years, hopefully in two years, it won't slow down.] ]

Sticking it to a big wardrobe -

[See you in two years, don't want to be dusty when you meet again.] ]

……

Wait, almost all the big items in the room were plastered by him, and people who didn't know thought that there was something sealed in this room, white strips, strange and scary.

After doing all this, Han Shi took Feng Tianming's car and took today's exam.

This morning, I took the language test.

Han Shi didn't say that he was like a god in writing, but it was also very smooth, and he didn't encounter any problems when he brushed it off again.

It's just that, in the end, the composition is really interesting.

[Clowns make people laugh, who makes jokers laugh?]

Since the 70s, the circus clown has become a character often mentioned in the literati.

1. Please use the clown as the main theme and write an essay. 2. Choice of genre (except poetry). 3. The topic is self-proposed. 4. Do not copy, do not plagiarize. 5. No less than 800 words]

To put it simply, it is to write a self-proclaimed essay with the theme of clowns.

There are three types of clowns: white-faced clowns, color-faced clowns, and beggar clowns, in fact, in most works, clowns will be deteriorated, and to put it directly, this topic is not easy to write.

It's hard to write a good essay topic, and it's not called tricky.

Speaking of tricky essay topics, of course, it is the college entrance examination, such as "the ladder does not need to be placed horizontally", and what "please describe a circle", etc., but I didn't expect that the final exam of the first year of high school will also have such tricky questions.

Han Shi thought about it and started writing, first of all, the title was called: "Joker"

A very ordinary topic, so ordinary that there are absolutely hundreds of people, use this topic.

Start writing.

Russia is also a culturally developed country, and there are three major mountains in the history of Russian literature: Leo Tolstoy in "War and Peace", Dostoevsky in "Crime and Punishment", and the rest are Russia's first world writer: Turgenev!

Let's talk about Turgenev in detail, as a world-renowned satirical critic, his writing is not spicy, compared with the sharp strokes of Dickens, Gogol, and Balzac, Turgenev is more "easy-going" in comparison.

It is hard to imagine that such an easy-going pen can write an extremely ironic essay, which is really rare, and there is no doubt that the "Joker" written by Han Shi is the essay of this master of criticism.

[There was a clown in the world.]

He lived a very happy life for a long time, but gradually some rumors reached his ears that he was everywhere known as an extremely stupid and very vulgar fellow. The clown was embarrassed and began to think melancholy: what can I do to stop those pesky rumors?

A sudden thought opened his mind...... So, without delay, he put his ideas into practice. ……]

Han Shi handed in the papers in advance and walked out of the examination room, Feng Tianming was waiting at the door.

As soon as he saw Han Shi coming, he immediately opened the car door.

"How did Teacher Han do in the exam?" Feng Tianming asked.

"Expected. Han Shi said.

"Now there are a lot of rumors outside that are unfavorable to Teacher Han, I know that Mr. Han, you don't think it's necessary to explain anything to them, although the eyes of outsiders are not important, but the eyes of outsiders are very sad, so I can hold a press conference on your behalf to explain and clarify clearly. "Feng Tianming said.

Han Shi asked rhetorically: "How do you clarify?"

Feng Tianming opened his mouth, and suddenly stopped talking.

Because, it's really unclear whether the book is good or not, even if it is a classic book, some people don't like it.

How to prove that "Pinocchio" and "The Little Prince" are really good books, as long as Liu Yi says that this book is not good-looking, it is simply unsolvable.

To put it mildly, you can wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, but you can never wake up someone who is pretending to be stupid.

"I know that this kind of thing, in the absence of decisive factors, the more it is clarified, the more chaotic it will be," Feng Tianming was silent for a long time, and he was particularly silent in the small carriage.

About ten minutes later, Feng Tianming spoke again and said, "Teacher Han, thank you for your teaching these days, I have summed up my experience and written another fairy tale essay, which has a first draft, I hope Teacher Han can read it." ”

Han Shi nodded, Feng Tianming parked the car on the side of the road first, and then carefully handed him a stack of A4 manuscript paper.

"Fairy tales are not necessarily written for children, I remember this sentence deeply, so I want to write fairy tales that can be read by children and adults. ”

The heart is big!

Feng Tianming's new story, called "The Fox and the Little Monk", begins with the story, setting that everyone in this world has foxes, greedy foxes, jealous foxes, angry foxes, etc., the little monk is a natural ability to see foxes attached to people.

One day, the little monk looked in the mirror and found that there was also a fox called Cowardly on himself.

This is where the story begins...... (To be continued.) )