Session 4 Probationary Open Class (3)
"That's it......" Fang Xiaoling pointed at his fingers, "People just added some spiritual spells to strengthen your body......
"Fitness?" Luo Xiang took a kitchen knife and slashed a few times on his neck, "Now I'm harder than Iron Man's shell, do you call this physical fitness?" Originally, I was going to commit suicide, but now I'm as hard as a turtle and I can't die if I want to!"
Fang Xiaoling saw him glaring at him with a kitchen knife in one hand, he shrunk his neck in fright, but he still said "righteous words": "Young man, you have to look away." You still have a long life, how can there be any hurdles that you can't get over? Otherwise, what are you unhappy about, and say it to make me happy—ah no, I'll help you solve it?"
If it weren't for the fact that her voice trembled with fright, this might have been surprisingly quite convincing.
"You talk about life with a corpse?" Luo Xiang threw away the kitchen knife, "You touch it yourself, do you have more than ten degrees Celsius on my body now." You ask me what's so unhappy about me? I'm neither alive nor dead, but I'm a refrigerator, do you think there's anything more unhappy than that?"
"Don't be so discouraged, my spirit spell is not completely without benefits......" Fang Xiaoling muttered, "At least you have a lot of strength now, and you won't starve to death as a porter in the future......"
"How big?"
"Can you try to slap the table yourself?"
Luo Xiang casually smashed it on the dining table, and the dining table collapsed and shattered into a piece of wood.
"Look, that's good!" Fang Xiaoling said proudly.
Luo Xiang looked at his hands, and then at her underbeaten face.
"This solid wood table was bought by our family for 700 yuan......"
Fang Xiaoling was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly waved his hand: "It's none of my business! It's none of my business! You smashed it yourself! I don't have the money to pay you!"
“…… Do you have any maintenance expertise in those spells you have placed?"
"Well...... Fang Xiaoling scratched his cheeks and looked at him, "I...... I can look it up, but I suggest you don't get your hopes up......"
Luo Xiang got up wordlessly and pressed towards her. Fang Xiaoling was so frightened that she retreated all the way along the wall to the corner, with an expression like she was about to cry on her face.
"Undo those spells of yours!" Luo Xiang threatened little Lori, "Since I can't be a living person, please let me die well." I don't have the slightest interest in being your ghoul or anything, hurry up and untie it, I'm still in a hurry to be reincarnated!"
Fang Xiaoling sat on the ground with her legs curled up pitifully, obviously extremely scared, but she just pretended to be a flattering smirk.
"Uh...... That one...... It's like、It seems like there's no way to unravel it......"
"Huh?"
Luo Xiang leaned down, and Fang Xiaoling suddenly covered his head and screamed:
"There's no way! Originally, those spirit spells were to protect the ghouls' bodies from being broken up by the enemy at once, how could anyone think of unlocking them? You play online games, and most of those buffs can't be washed off, right? After all, if you want to commit suicide, you can kill yourself, wouldn't it be good to commit suicide at home? Why do you have to go to such a remote place in the middle of the night? I deliberately chose such an ancient and desolate place to summon, where could I imagine that someone would just commit suicide there!"
"You're weird, okay!" Luo Xiang glared at her, "You don't go to so many cemeteries in the city, why do you have to go to the suburbs to the graves?"
"Are you stupid?" Fang Xiaoling rolled his eyes at him from between his fingers, "Those tombs in the city are all cremated! I want to raise ghouls, not ashes! Of course I have to find some old graves!"
Luo Xiang grabbed her collar and lifted her up against the wall, and then pinched her delicate neck. Fang Xiaoling's legs, which were wearing black and white striped high socks, trembled violently, revealing a pleading gaze. But any normal man, when he meets a little Lori looking at him with such weak and helpless eyes, most of them will be unbearable, but Luo Xiang's heart is like a stone now.
"Aren't you a spell master?" he said, "summon your army of skeletons to kill me! Please, hurry up, if you can't kill me, then I'll kill you!" One ......"
"Why bother, why bother! No one will please anyone like this, and we will each step back? I will leave now, and promise not to disturb again-"
"Two ......"
"Don't! Don't, don't, don't! You're a big man! A good man doesn't fight with a woman!"
"Three!"
"Wow, help, spare my life, I can't do it, it's not dark now, and there is no cemetery, besides, I'm a half-hung spirit spell master, I learned the spirit spell for ten years, and I only succeeded for the first time yesterday, and even if it is summoned, how can those thin arms and thin legs of the bone frame beat you, woo woo woo woo ......"
…… I actually cried out.
As soon as Luo Xiang let go, she slipped to the ground and snorted and wiped away her tears. There is a feeling that if you push it any longer, this guy will be scared to pee his pants.
Luo Xiang sat on the sofa. His current physical state has become half a superman, but he can't be happy at all. Yesterday he felt that his life was like garbage, and now he thinks that there is nothing wrong with garbage.
It's better than a corpse.
……
"The last time I talked to my mother six months ago, she told me that her current income is difficult for my little sister to live on, and it is impossible for me to pay for college, so I asked my father for it. My father said that he had agreed that the cost would be half for one person, and that if my mother didn't come out, he would never pay. I lived to be seventeen, and I didn't have much to do other than do well in my studies, so what else could I do if I didn't even go to college?"
"Daqiang is so pitiful, come and let the master hug ......"
Fang Xiaoling knelt on the sofa and leaned over to Luo Xiang, and was overturned by him. She didn't mind, and got up and sat down beside him again:
"Daqiang ......"
"My name is Luo Xiang. He said with a blank face.
"Okay......" Fang Xiaoling pouted, "Don't be so pessimistic...... Don't you have two younger sisters? Just try to survive for them. ”
"The last time I called, my third sister had a big fight with me, saying that it was because I refused to help my mother cover up that our family would be destroyed. She's sixteen now, she has her own ideas, and I don't blame her. After that, I asked my second sister to help me make peace, but she said that it was all because I had worked with my father before, which made my father scold her all day long in a bad mood. After that, we cut off contact, and for four months, they didn't say a word to me again. ”
Luo Xiang shrugged.
"If I'm working hard for my family, but they don't need me right now, why should I mess with them? If I'm trying for myself, then I think the best way to ease myself is to get relief...... It was because I figured this out that I decided to kill myself. But now it's good—"
He glared at Fang Xiaoling again and clenched his fists. The girl rolled off the sofa with a "swoop" and crouched behind the armrest of the sofa looking at him with a wary expression.
Luo Xiang looked at her for a few seconds and shook his head. He stood up and walked outside.
"Hey, where are you going?" Fang Xiaoling leaned out.
"Go to school. Luo Xiang said coldly, "No wonder I always feel like I've forgotten something when I wake up in the morning." Now that I think about it, I was a senior in high school. Since it didn't die, it would be better to go to school before the head teacher got angry. ”