Chapter 092: Q&A session, connotation jokes
In the Diffite Hotel, the crew of "The Invisible Guest" sat down one after another after experiencing a burst of flashing lights.
The reporters had a feeling of crying with joy, Director Li was finally willing to use a star, and he was either a newcomer or an outdated actor before, so they could only interview Li Xiang.
And Li Xiang is a well-known old driver of routines, unless he wants to say it himself, otherwise you just ask for flowers, and don't want to get an answer from him.
As soon as the host announced that he could ask questions freely, a bunch of reporters couldn't wait to raise their hands.
The first one to stand up and ask a question was a cute girl: "I want to ask Mr. Duan Yihong, what is the reason for your participation in Director Li's movie this time?"
Lao Duan also looked pained, why? Why do you say why? Who in China doesn't know that Li Xiang is a genius commercial film director? Besides, I was contacted by people on their own initiative, and the price I gave was very conscientious, of course, these must not be said.
Lao Duan thought for a while and replied calmly: "I have always liked Director Li's works, I have watched every one, and I feel very honored to be able to participate in Director Li's movies this time!"
Lao Duan's answer was decent, and to put it bluntly, there was nothing explosive.
"I want to ask Miss Yang Mi, this is the third movie you and Director Li have collaborated on, we all know that you are a couple, but have you ever thought that this is particularly unfair to other actresses?"
Which brain-dead media is this meowing for? Li Xiang glanced at it, who is the news department, no wonder, the shock department in the future.
"According to what you mean, Director Li has a play to find me, and I just have a schedule, and then I refuse to give the opportunity to other actresses, right?" Yang Mi looked at each other with a smile.
The other party may also have noticed that he said something particularly stupid, Nima's actress has only been acting for a few years, and it would be good if she didn't fall into each other's grounds, and whoever is high in the entertainment industry will be allowed to fight on the street.
"Let me answer the question posed by this journalist friend. Li Xiang gently squeezed the young lady's hand with one hand and took the microphone at the same time.
Yang Mi suddenly felt that this man was a good man, so responsible, so wise... Then she was dumbfounded.
"I want to ask, I can't decide who to use for the money I pay and the play I direct? If your brain is at home, don't come to the interview in the future, Sister Chen, whoever will be interviewed in the future will be refused!" Side leakage, I have seen the ban on the media, but I have never seen the ban in person, Li Xiang is unprecedented.
The reporters in the audience were shocked at first, and then ecstatic, but they could be regarded as finding the news point, and they even thought about the topic.
Shocked! What is the truth behind the famous director's ban on a certain shock department?
I never thought that a famous director would do such a thing!
Do you know? What happened to a famous director's frenzy at the launch conference?
Chinese is really the best language in the world, and a meaning can be expressed in countless ways.
Li Xiang continued his speech: "What I just said is only one aspect, on the other hand, because Yang Mi has acting skills, I believe you will naturally find out after watching "Happy Death Day" and "Quartet"!"
Da Mimi only began to be criticized for her lack of acting skills after 11 years, and that was because she often played dramas, which is really a habit that the director hates.
But there was no way that Da Mi Mi had already started to become popular at that time, and her previous experience made her cherish every opportunity, and the consequence of wanting to take care of everything was that she didn't perform well.
When people saw it, this guy occupied so many resources, and it turned out to be such a rotten appearance, spray her!
As a result, Hei Yangmi on the Internet has become politically correct, and even formed the stereotype that as long as she acts, it is a bad play.
But in this life, Li Xiang will definitely let Yang Mi avoid such a situation, so he is willing to let her change, and meditate on what script is suitable for her, and even began to lose his hair for this.
This is a very scary thing, Li wants to become stronger!
Fortunately, Li wants to know enough movies, pick and choose, there are always a few that can be played by Yang Mi, at this time, a stupid X jumped out and said, this is not fair!
"Director Li, your previous "Genius Gunman" box office exceeded 250 million, do you have any prospects for this new film?"
"I think our film market is gradually heating up, I'll boldly say a result, 400 million!" Li Xiang felt that with his current status and box office appeal, this number should be achievable.
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The disturbing start-up press conference was over, and on the way back, Yang Mi was lying in Li Xiang's arms, her eyes bright as a morning star in the night sky.
"What are you looking at?" Li Xiang gently stroked the young lady's face, full of collagen, very slippery.
"I want to take a closer look at you!" Yang Mi held Li Xiang's cheeks and said seriously.
"10,000 a second, now it's 100,000!" Li Xiang pretended to pinch his watch and remember the time.
"It's so expensive, I can't afford it, can I use something else to offset the bill?" Yang Mijiao snorted.
"Then use the rest of your life to pay it back!" Li Xiang was also numb, but they completely forgot that there was a single dog in the car.
"You two are almost done, and you're still panting while driving, pay attention!" Although the personality is very good, it doesn't mean that Maruko doesn't have a temper, he was hurt tons of injuries in that short distance just now, and he can't bear it anymore.
The atmosphere was a little awkward, and Li Xiang decided to resolve it, so he decided... Tell a connotation joke.
"Mimi, Xiao Maruko, I'll tell you a joke!" After speaking, he didn't care whether the two of them wanted to listen or not, and said to himself: "There is a girl who likes a boy, but that boy likes big breasts, so the girl decided to go for him to have breast augmentation surgery, and sure enough, the boy liked her, but after it was good, the boy found out that the girl's breasts were fake, and broke up with her in a fit of anger."
The girl was very sad, but when she was at her saddest, she met a boy who really loved her, and the two lived happily. One day the two were walking on the street, and suddenly met the girl's ex-boyfriend, who saw that she was getting along with other men, and was about to go up and sarcastically say to her current boyfriend: 'I told you that she was used by me!' The girl did not show weakness and fought back: 'You have used it, but you only use the front three centimeters, and you don't use it at all!'"
"Indecent!" Xiao Maruko thought for a long time, pondered the meaning of it, and scolded secretly.
"Little brother, I also have something you didn't use!" Yang Mi looked at Li Xiang with a smile, he meowed, this is a naked provocation to himself, you wait for me, go home and clean you up!