Chapter 612: The Northern King's Assessment
There is a huge statue of a snake's head on the rolling yellow cloud, and in front of the snake's head is a huge platform, at this time, a red car came from the red avenue behind the platform and stopped in front of the snake's head.
"Monkey King, Mr. Klin. "Three figures got up and down the car.
"Follow this snake path all the way, and it is said that you will see the King of the Realm at the end, but don't fall under the clouds, because it is hell, and if you fall, you will not be able to come back. Brulan said respectfully.
"It's hard work!"
"Thank you!"
"No need to ......" Brulan said halfway through, and his eyes lost the figures of Sun Wukong and Klin, and he turned his head to look around in confusion, but he couldn't see the two of them around.
"The two of them can't have fallen under the clouds and gone to hell, right?" Brulan sweated on his forehead, Sun Wukong and Klin were people that the Yama King took a fancy to.
"I clearly reminded them not to fall under the clouds, I can't blame them, and they may not have fallen under the clouds, maybe they were walking too fast, and they have reached the far side of the snake road, so I can't see them, by the way, it must be like this, it must be like this, they are people who are favored by the Lord of the Yamas, how could they fall under the clouds, it's none of my business......" Blue Blue muttered and walked towards his car with a dejected face.
A roar like a supersonic fighter rang out over the snake road, and it was two high-speed flying figures, and the two of them flew so fast that the rolling yellow clouds beside the snake road seemed to have been slashed by a sharp sword.
Half an hour later, at the end of the snake road, Sun Wukong and Kling fell.
"It's over, this time it should be the end of the snake road!" Sun Wukong said crisply.
"Well, it must be, I can't be mistaken. Clint also said that the two of them flew down the snake path, and only saw a huge building with a very beautiful shape, and then, naturally, both of them thought that this building was the residence of the Lord of the Realm.
Although Sun Wuben reminded Klin, Klin didn't pay much attention to it.
Then he and Sun Wukong entered the building, and met a group of beautiful girls in it, and then there was a beautiful woman at the level of disaster to the country and the people, and these girls called the beautiful woman Princess Snake Queen.
At first, Sun Wukong regarded Princess Snake Queen as the king of the world, although Klin was a little suspicious, but he didn't think too much, but the princess of snake Ji pulled the two to dance a personal dance, and then Sun Wukong, who was puzzled, regarded it as the king of the world to test his martial arts, so Sun Wukong made a move.
Princess Snake Ji is a former snake god, although she has not practiced martial arts since she established a palace in Snake Road and became the so-called Princess Snake Queen, but her martial arts cultivation is still very strong.
It's just that what is the current Monkey King, although he only used a very weak force at the time, but he still smashed the princess of the snake queen to pieces, if it wasn't for Klin who sent a fairy bean, he would have seen the Yama King.
And then the rest was simple.
Although Princess Snake Ji is the first beauty in the world in the Huangquan beauty pageant, in fact, in the eyes of Sun Wukong and Klin, she is indeed very beautiful, but Sun Wukong is still very upright and gentlemanly in this regard, and Klin, who has passed through a big beauty of the level of the empress, has a very strong resistance to beauty.
So the two turned around and left, and then Princess Snake Ji was anxious, and left the two of them to eat like in the original play, and Sun Wukong has always been unable to refuse to eat.
Klin was naturally embarrassed to leave alone, and then the two of them ate and drank a lot there, of course, eating the meal that Princess Snake Queen had added poison, but these poisons could not have worked on the current Monkey King and Klin, so the two left directly after eating.
It is precisely because of this delay that so much time is wasted.
"Klin, there's a ball there, could it be the residence of the Lord of the Realm?"
"It's a miniature planet, maybe that's where the King of the Realm lives, let's go up!"
"Hmm!"
……
The two figures shot out of the snake path, and soon approached the world king, and then a strong suction surged, the gravity of the world king is ten times that of the earth, in the original plot, this terrifying gravity made Sun Wukong fall into a stumbling one, but this time, the two didn't feel anything at all, and easily landed on the world king.
"Lord of the Realm?"
Sun Wukong and Kling looked around, and suddenly a figure broke into the sight of the two.
"Oh~~Oh~~~"
It was a chimpanzee jumping around in the grass.
"Are you the Lord of the Realm?" asked Sun Wukong innocently.
"Is this what Lord Realm looks like?" Clint frowned.
"Oh~~Oh~~~"
With his hands on his head, Bablos limped along in figure-eight steps.
"May I ask if you are the Lord of the Realm?" Sun Wukong asked several times in a row, but Bablos didn't pay attention to Sun Wukong's inquiry at all, just walked with his hands raised and walked with strange steps.
In the red villa not far from the Boundary King, the King of the Northern Realm was originally sleeping, but at this time, he was inexplicably awakened from the horror.
"What a terrifying aura, there are two of them, it's definitely not the Yama King, but this aura feels very familiar......" The King of the Northern Realm turned over and sat up, got out of bed and walked towards the window, and soon he saw a figure standing not far away, it was a bareheaded figure.
At this time, Klin, after two seals, has changed a lot compared to when he destroyed the spirit tree.
"It's Clin. The King of the Northern Realm recognized it at once, after all, he was very concerned about Klin these days, and even struggled with one thing a lot of times, whether he should instruct Klin's martial arts practice.
"Haha, this bald head actually came here. The King of the Northern Realm had a smile on his face, and suddenly he was stunned, and another figure appeared in his sight, which was a man with thick black hair and wearing a red martial arts uniform.
"This ...... Who is it?" doubts flashed in the heart of the King of the Northern Realm, and suddenly a strange look appeared on his face, only to see that on the grass outside, Bablos held his hands on his head, spread his legs wide, and walked forward with strange steps.
The man in red behind Bablos also held his hands on his head, his feet were wide open, and his mouth made an 'oh-oh' sound similar to that of Bablous, imitating Bablos walking forward step by step.
"What a strange man. The King of the Northern Realm walked out of the villa and deliberately didn't look at Klin, but shouted at Sun Wukong, "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Huh?" Sun Wukong turned his head to look at the King of the Northern Realm, "You are?"
"Me, I'm ......#@*(*&%...... I'm the King of the Realm!"
"So what is it?"
"It's my pet Babrus. ”
"What!" Sun Wukong smiled awkwardly, "No wonder I always feel that something is wrong, Klin, you are really, you don't remind me when you see me embarrassed." ”
"Uh......" Kling was in a cold sweat in his heart, if it wasn't for Sun Wuben's reminder, he would have followed Sun Wukong to practice the 'King of the Realm' boxing technique just now. The King of the Realm said, "I don't think it's you who is wrong!" Sun Wukong smiled embarrassedly.
"Don't talk about that. The King of the Northern Realm suddenly had a smile on his face, "Don't you think the joke just now is very funny, you're welcome, laugh as much as you can, it's okay!"
"What joke?" Sun Wukong was stunned.
"......" The King of the Northern Realm was extremely embarrassed, and said after a while: "You, you are too nervous to pay attention, you are really hopeless! Sun Wukong glared. At this time, the king of the northern realm made a gesture to take the phone: "Ring...... Bell...... Pick up the microphone, hey, hey, no one is talking on the other end of the phone. Then he grinned. Sun Wukong looked confused.
Kling was also confused.
"That's a joke!" said the King of the Northern Realm with a smile.
"What's the joke?" Sun Wukong wondered, and Kling was confused. Some sweat appeared on the forehead of the King of the Northern Realm, and he was extremely embarrassed, and his face turned cold: "Hey, what are you doing here?" Sun Wukong saluted and said sincerely: "I want to ask the Lord of the Realm to teach me to practice." ”
"Practice?" The Northern Realm King's face was ugly, he turned his head to look at Kling on the side, "What are you doing again?"
"Like Wukong, I want to ask Lord Realm to teach me how to practice. Klinlian said that although he could use the Spirit Tree to comprehend martial arts, it was also good to be able to practice with the King of the Realm for a period of time, and the most important thing was that even Sun Wuben supported Klin to study with the King of the Realm.
The king of the realm has his hands behind his back, but he has been having a headache whether to guide the cultivation of Klin's martial arts, and the king of the realm is 100% confident in his martial arts, at least in theory.
But now he is too weak.
At least he was too weak in front of Klin, and it was impossible for a strong man like Klin to recognize his martial arts. Therefore, how to make Klin willing to come to the king of the realm, the king of the realm is not sure, and even if Klin comes here, will he seriously follow the instructions of the king of the other realm to practice, this is the biggest doubt of the king of the realm, plus all kinds of other big and small doubts, the king of the north has not acted.
But now Clint is on the planet Mortal.
"Although this Kling kid is here to learn from me the mystery of my best jokes, but if I show my advanced martial arts realm in front of him, even if I don't personally guide him, I can still make him gain something, and it will be very beneficial for him to practice alone in the future......" Beijie thought for a while and said: "You can stay, I will teach you the real kung fu, but he must go!"
"Huh?" Sun Wukong glared at the King of the Realm in confusion, "Why do I have to go?"
"Go back where you came from. The king of the realm was angry, "The guy who can't laugh after listening to such funny jokes has a really bad personality, so I don't teach people who don't have a sense of humor!"
"Oh!" Sun Wukong reacted. "Hahaha......" Then Sun Wukong held his belly and laughed, "It's really funny, hahahaha...... It's the first time I've heard such a funny joke!hahahaha......"
"Uh......" Kling also understood, not knowing whether to laugh like Sun Wukong, and was hesitating.
"That's it!" a smug smile appeared on the face of the King of the Realm, "Your brain is turning too slowly!" Sun Wukong stopped laughing and exclaimed, "Then are you willing to teach me to practice?" "Practice? Yes!" There was cunning in the eyes of the King of Realm.
"Is it true?" Sun Wukong shouted excitedly.
"But there is one condition, you have to pass the exam. The King of the Northern Realm said, and the expression on Sun Wukong's face stiffened. At this time, the king of the northern realm said: "Unless you tell a joke, you have to make me laugh!" "Tell a joke?" Sun Wukong suddenly became nervous, "You want me to tell a joke!" "Scared?" The king of the northern realm let out a smug laugh, "Ordinary jokes can't make me laugh!"
Sun Wukong fell into deep thought, he held his hands and looked at the grass in front of him, his forehead began to sweat, and suddenly Sun Wukong came to Klin's side: "Klin, you can think of one for me!"
"It's not going to work, you have to say it yourself. The King of the Northern Realm shouted.
"But why do I have to pass the joke telling test, and Kling doesn't?" exclaimed Sun Wukong.