Praetorian Guard Sortie (6)

"Hey, how do you dare to run around and secretly drink ?!??like this while monitoring this seat," Madman Guo pretended to curse the poor drunken Zhao Xinhai.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh! Little Zhao Xiaoyi, here, please ask the second family master, for my sake, to forgive me, the poor eldest brother of Xinhai! At this time, our army is on the verge of this war, but my eldest brother Xinhai took away your telescope when he was in battle, he should not be beheaded for this crime, right?" Zhao Xiaoyi begged Guo Wenjing for mercy there, and said to the eldest brother of Xinhai who was threatening him with side knocks.

…… The timid Zhao Xinhai was finally so frightened that he urinated and urinated on his pants...... At the same time, he was still crying out loud in fear......

"Hmm...... Okay, okay, okay! The biggest advantage of this person is that he cares about his family too much, okay! Okay! Today, for the sake of Xiaoyi's nephew, I will forgive you for the great sin of drunkenness on the battlefield! Quick, Xiaoyi! Hurry up and help him down again to change his pants and rest......" Guo Wenjing took the telescope handed over by Zhao Xiaoyi, and at the same time arranged the pretense of benevolence.

…… After sending off the two domestic servants, Madman Guo quickly looked into the distance with a telescope...... "Oh... Hehehehe

"Come on, hang up our big long banner of 'killing the Yuan barbarians'! In addition, the ships of the whole division have also hoisted the banner of Song characters all over for me. Tell me to go down, stay a little closer, and try to make me as lively and lively as possible, you know?" Guo Wenjing instructed the deputy general Wu Yongdao again.

"Hey, okay, and then?" Wu Yong replied, and then asked this Chief Guo.

"Oh! And then, just like Commander Wang's order, let's symbolically put a few cannons and run away!hahahahaha......ha

…… The "enemy ship group" in the distance is gradually getting closer and closer...... Zeng Gao Xing and Zou Jingtian, the two "big marshals", finally saw clearly that this was indeed a huge "Song bandit fleet...... At a distance of only about 300 zhang (about 1,000 meters), the soldiers of the Yuan Army and Civilian Regiment even clearly saw the large long banners hanging out of the Song bandits' ships, "Kill the Yuan Man", ......!

"Oh my God! Zhao Guan's warship has come back again! Brothers! Don't give your life to those barbarian people anymore! Hurry up and jump into the sea to escape! ...... "Plop, plop, plop, plop......" With the shouts of the timid fishermen below, more than a dozen soldiers jumped into the sea from the flagship "Jiashou" to escape for their lives.

"Hold on! Hold on, hold on, give me a stand?! have you seen clearly? The Song bandits' ships are more than 100, and the powerful ships of our army are now more than 100 of them and our army is here to work at ease, so the Song bandits in front of them may have escaped from the sea of Yamen yesterday afternoon, and have drifted to the present day at sea! So they are probably short of ammunition and food, hungry and cold! Brothers! Kill the Song bandits in front of the group, and go to grab the gold and silver and the remaining beautiful palace maids! Kill! The ships obeyed the order: We have also beaten the war drums on our side...... 、......!"When Zeng Xing was giving an order excitedly, the "Song bandit ship group" on the opposite side suddenly began to fire at this moment: Knock...... Boom...... Knock Knock...... Boom...... Boom......! So the "hero" hurried and did not give the order there, but screamed and fell on the bow deck with a frightened dog.

"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, Your Excellency!!!Are you crazy at this time? Are these unenemy ships still more than two miles away from us? Then how can the range of their cannons be able to hit our side? If you don't pretend to be wise and strong, and command a little more than a little bit, I estimate that these slippery fishmen will flee after a while, and there will be more to go!!" Zou Jingtian stood beside the Zeng Xing main general on the ground, and explained to him anxiously.

"Oh??...... That's right! It's still more than two miles away! No matter how far the Song bandits' cannons hit, it's only a little more than 200 feet! So how could their shells hit our ship group for no reason at this moment! Ben Shuai, this is really going to its bluffing Song bandits, the second uncle of its family! I'm going to go! I'm really going to ...... it."

"Hmm???Then since you, Lord Fang Weng, have already reacted at this moment, it is this gang of wandering Song bandits who are bluffing and firing indiscriminately, why don't you, Your Excellency, just jump up and continue to command this battle at this moment?" Zou Jingtian said the "Ice and Snow Boss" who stood there and encouraged himself.

"Oh?? I said Brother Jingtian! Now that the war is urgent, why don't you take charge calmly for a while, okay? Brother, I... I, I, I... Somehow, I peed into my pants for no reason! So, I have to urgently go down to the cabin to change these damn pants!!" Zeng Yingying faced the increasingly strong smell of urine that was exuding from his body, and had to tell the truth and confess to Zou Jingtian, the deputy marshal who was covering his nose. (??? hahahahaha......ha This is really a poem as evidence: Mo Dao has many heroes in the world, and the country has produced heroes from generation to generation. It's a pity that the greedy and afraid of the dead ghosts, the rats can also be called generals!)

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