Section 20 The most bizarre robbery in history
I'm stupid, really.
At first, when Knife told me this, I actually refused. Because you can't make me believe it, I'll believe it right away, first of all, I want to try, because I don't want that kid to have nothing to do after the fight, so that when I turn around, my brothers will definitely scold me, saying that my previous skills are all fake, and they were cheated and tricked. Later, I also confirmed that this method really didn't work, and it was like this after I used it, and it was like this after you used it.
Later, when Liu Yongsheng recalled the experience of this day, he couldn't help but sigh like this.
Individual thoughts are always flexible and difficult to control, but collective tendencies are easily stimulated. Especially when everyone else is in a panic and at a loss, at this time, a leader suddenly jumps out, and everyone is easily influenced by him when they have nothing to do. What else would you do? You can't really ask about the magic conch, right?
Even if it's a dead horse, it's a live horse doctor.
Liu Yongsheng, who was carried away by impatience, accepted Yang Xiaodao's suggestion in desperation, and later he became the second faceless person in the circle, because he would actually believe a fool.
The number one in the circle is, of course, Yang Xiaodao, because he is that fool.
But at this moment, neither they nor the younger brothers around them realized this. The biggest feature of this kind of analytical book is that the text is very oriented and attractive, if you don't read it at a glance, forget it, once you read a paragraph, you will be addicted to it, the more you read, the more you want to read, the more you read, the more you believe. By the time you finish reading the whole book, you will have a sense of accomplishment that you have become a martial arts master.
"Where is this Extreme Spring Cave?" asked Liu Yongsheng.
Now they are looking at the book "How to Crack the Iron Cloth Shirt", and the reason why they didn't choose "Shaolin Seventy-two Changes" is because Liu Yongsheng feels that he should still have a bottom line. People can be mentally retarded, but not to that extent.
As soon as he heard his question, Yang Xiaodao immediately came to the spirit: "The extreme spring acupoint is located on the hand Shaoyin heart meridian, the so-called high is very extreme, the beginning of the water is the spring, the heart is the main bloodline, is the beginning of the Shaoyin heart meridian, like the qi of the young yin flows out of the spring, so it is called the extreme spring." ”
"Speak human words!"
"Just under the armpits!"
“…… What?" Liu Yongsheng frowned. Is it going to find someone to poke that kid's armpit?
But the words of a juggling troupe member next to him made him make up his mind-
"Brother Dasheng, it makes sense, the underside of the armpit is soft meat, and it is not hard to practice!"
Liu Yongsheng nodded thoughtfully, then pointed to a place in the book and asked, "This place is also okay with Gu Dao...... Hey, Gu Dao I know, it's-"
As soon as these words came out, several junior brothers suddenly changed their faces and turned their eyes away. Yang Xiaodao's face was bitter: "Brother Dasheng, this ...... Shall we poke the armpits first?"
"What are you afraid of!" Liu Yongsheng said angrily, "Don't you say that this kid is from the Shaolin Temple? What is the reason for poking a martial arts master and losing your person? Your idea, then you go! Poke him Gu Dao! And the two of you, poke him in the arm-ah, that Jiquan acupoint!"
The three people who were named were all dead-faced, feeling that their lives would not be any better.
But there is no way, since the boss has spoken, then he has to bite the bullet. Over there, Luo Xiang also heard the conversation here, and when he saw Yang Xiaodao coming over, he showed a frightened look for the first time:
"You, what do you want to do! I warn you not to mess around! We are familiar with each other, if you dare to touch me, I will sue you like you!"
"Brother, I'm sorry!" Yang Xiaodao arched his hand with a bitter face, "You bear with it, I promise that this time, patience will pass......"
How many times would you want to come back?
Luo Xiang thinks about it, he can't feel it anyway, if this can solve the problem once and for all, it doesn't matter if he pokes it twice.
Can...... But why does this feel so wrong?
The other two younger brothers also walked up to him, and the little black face was also full of unpleasant faces: "This ...... Brother, I'm sorry, I'm bothering you to raise your hand, it's convenient for us, isn't it?"
Look, is this the word of the robber?
Luo Xiang didn't bother to break with him, put his two arms to the side, and stood there like a scarecrow. Yang Xiaodao, who was behind him, squatted down with the consciousness that the strong man would never return, and said, "Brother, I'm coming", and poked his finger up.
"Poof"!
…… Don't get me wrong, it's just the sound of poking clothes.
The corners of Luo Xiang's mouth twitched, of course he didn't feel anything, but as long as he thought that there was a young and handsome man behind him who was attacking his forbidden land with his long strip-like object, he felt that a new door had opened in front of him.
So good to die, Liu Yongsheng observed his facial expression, and slapped his face with some excitement: "Hey, it seems to be useful!
Yang Xiaodao was already dead.
Tell me what it's called, it's okay if you're not happy to be beaten, even if you're not happy to beat someone.
At this time, the two younger brothers in front also attacked Luo Xiang's armpit with a tense face. Luo Xiang stood there straight, with two young men on the left and right poking his armpits with one finger at a finger, and one behind him poking his ass. A few other young people were watching with great interest, and the leaders were constantly clapping and applauding. In case a patrolling policeman passed by at the entrance of the alley at this time and asked what kind of trendy special service this was, how should Luo Xiang explain it to him?
Let's just say that these people have come to rob him of his word?
Who believes?
After poking for a long time, there was still no effect, and Yang Xiaodao and the two younger brothers had already become numb. Anyway, it's already poked, it's a poke at once, and it's a poke at ten, so poke it. They just poked one finger at the other in a mechanical way. Over there, Liu Yongsheng was still a little looking forward to it at first, but after a long time, he found out that there was a problem.
At this time, there happened to be a little brother next to him who gave him an idea-
"Brother Dasheng...... Why don't we tear up his homework?"
If this matter is spread today, how will these people still be mixed in the Tao in the future?
……
Luo Xiang wasted nearly half an hour with them here, and he was already a little impatient in his heart, and was about to ask them when it would be over. At this time, I suddenly saw a little brother running over, picking up his schoolbag from the ground and turning his head and running. The little brother handed the schoolbag to Liu Yongsheng, opened it and flipped it over, and then took out several sets of test question sets from it.
"Hey!" Luo Xiang shouted, "What are you doing? I just made up my Chinese homework, don't break it for me!"
Where did Liu Yongsheng pay attention to him? When he heard him say this, he became even more excited-
"Just made up? That's just right! Lao Tzu likes to tear up what you just mended! Come on, come on, don't be polite with one person!"
He divided the exercise sets left and right among the younger brothers, and they all smiled and put on a posture. There were also some test papers and test papers in the exercise book, and at this moment I saw the pages flying, all of them spilling on the ground.
"Hey. Luo Xiang was still angry, "Brothers, let's discuss, I'll let you play for another ten minutes, okay to put my homework down?"
Liu Yongsheng thought that he had finally caught Luo Xiang's weakness, and his smile became thicker, and a word popped out of his mouth-
"Nope. ”
With a "zila", Luo Xiang's English test question set was torn in half, and the remaining younger brothers also did the same, tearing it happily. Liu Yongsheng picked up the half of the test question book from the ground, and was about to split it in two again, but as soon as he exerted force in his hand, his gaze suddenly deflected.
"Brother Dasheng!", "That kid-", "Be careful!......
For a moment, he seemed to hear the panicked cries of his younger brothers, but his brain couldn't keep up. As the back of his head slammed against the wall, a dull pain came from his skull, but Yoo Yongsheng didn't make a sound. In front of him, a face as stiff as a dead man was facing him coldly. Luo Xiang propped one hand on the wall beside his shoulder, and whispered with an indifferent gaze-
"Is it because I've always had a good temper, so I have caused you to have some misunderstanding? Hmm? Or is it that you don't have a good ear, and you couldn't hear what I said just now? So now I'll say it again, and I'll listen with my ears pricked up......
Luo Xiang said word by word.
"Don't, move, my, homework. Otherwise I'll be very angry, and the consequences of my anger will be very serious, you understand?"
Liu Yongsheng felt sweat overflowing from his forehead, and he felt a chill all over his body. The coldness emanating from Luo Xiang's body made him shiver involuntarily.
His throat "gurgled", and he nodded lightly subconsciously.