On a cold day, with a gust of wind and wind, he stood in a cemetery, with more than a dozen moving bone shelves in front of him. But if you are a normal person, you should run away at this time. But Luo Xiang didn't move, and the combination of the previous events and the current events made him unclear where the dream was and where the reality was.

Now all the skeletons are on their knees, like devout pilgrims. Only Luo Xiang maintained a standing posture alone, which was a bit of a standout feeling. Fortunately, the light was dim, and the little girl didn't notice. She sat down on the tombstone and looked down with satisfaction, and then said:

"Stand up!"

Yes?

Luo Xiang suspected that he had misheard, until he saw the skeletons in front of him raise their left hands in unison.

"Down!" the girl shouted excitedly, "to the left, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the front, to look, to stand still, to go, one, two, one...... One, two, one......"

Luo Xiang felt that he must not have woken up yet.

He watched as the girl had the skeletons pressed their chests against their backs—or rather, the front ribs lined up against the back ribs—and after doing all that, she finally jumped off the tombstone, clenched her fists and pointed to the sky in an Ultraman-like pose—

"yes! the old lady finally succeeded, hahahaha......"

She began singing and dancing, circling around the cemetery around a procession of skeletons.

“Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby…… Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby……”

"Only I'm the most swinging...... Only I'm the most swinging...... No one is more handsome than me......"

"Good luck comes and we good luck come...... Prosperity and prosperity with good fortune and ...... all over the world"

It's a terrible dream.

Luo Xiangyou wanted to wait until he woke up to find Freud's grandfather's academic writings to see what this kind of brain-clear dream represented. But he suspected that even if Grandpa Freud himself lifted the coffin board and climbed out, he would not be able to take on such a difficult job.

When the girl sang "You phoenix dance in the peaceful year, you dragon in the new era" while kicking and walking, it was already the third time she walked in front of Luo Xiang. And Luo Xiang was slapping his head with a slap at the moment, trying to see if he could wake up from his dream by violent means.

The moment the two looked at each other, one of the girl's raised legs froze in mid-air, and the word "generation" was stuck in her throat and eyes, as if she had a full burp.

They just stared at each other with big eyes, and neither of them spoke for a while. To be honest, Luo Xiang still admires this girl's balance ability, she can hold on for so long even if she lifts her legs so high, and she has taken a dance specialty class. Still, he wanted to be reminded...... Exposed.

As a civilized young man in the 21st century, Luo Xiang still has the most basic moral integrity. So he politely looked away after confirming that it was black.

Now closer, although the light was still dim, Luo Xiang finally saw the whole picture of the girl.

The fair skin, the sweet and lovely face, and the big flickering eyes are full of smart breath. Judging by how authentic she sang just now, she should be a complete Far Easterner, but she was wearing a rather decent Western-style black dress, with black and white striped high over-the-knee socks and small leather shoes under the black skirt.

A thought popped up in Luo Xiang's head: Isn't it cold?

Oh, forget it, it's just a dream anyway, what's so much to do.

At this time, the girl finally put down the leg she raised, she blinked her eyes and looked at Luo Xiang, the only "outlier" in the team, and her voice trembled a little:

"You...... You, you, you...... Is it alive or dead?"

Luo Xiang did not speak. He didn't know how to answer. Judging from what this girl had done before, she should have been used to dealing with dead people, and Luo Xiang was afraid that if she said something, she would immediately let her skeleton team pounce and dismantle herself into eight pieces or five horses...... Oh, there doesn't seem to be much difference between the two.

He was a little afraid of pain. Even if it was just in a dream, he didn't want to die too miserably.

The girl came up and kicked him tentatively in the stomach. It hurt a little, but he could bear it. So he remained silent. The girl kicked several times in succession, and seeing that Luo Xiang was motionless, her originally surprised expression quickly changed to a happy color-

"Wow!

She circled around Luo Xiang, and the little pink fist hammered him twice in the front and back of the chest, pinched the corners of his clothes, and kicked his shoes. Luo Xiang thought to herself, "If she dares to pick up my pants, I will be anxious on the spot", but fortunately, this girl still has discipline. She stood a little farther away, looked Luo Xiang up and down, and nodded with satisfaction-

"Well, you're the one!"

She clapped her hands at the skeleton team over there, so the skeletons that were still neatly lined up suddenly became a pile of scattered bones, and they fell to the ground and never moved again.

Wow. Luo Xiang slandered. Little sister, do you have a sense of public morality? I finally cleaned up for others, and when I came back to sweep the grave, I found that my ancestral grave had been dug up, and it was so clean and completely like a dog had gnawed it, maybe I was angry, and even the city hospital didn't have time to send it, so I buried it directly in it that day.

But since he didn't speak, the girl naturally couldn't guess what he was thinking. She took out a broken book out of nowhere, like the martial arts cheats of "Rulai Shenzhang" in "Kung Fu", half-squatted on the ground, played a small flashlight in one hand, and squinted at it.

"Hmm...... Bone mantra, to stick a strong talisman, the spell is ......"

"Hundred refining spells, you need to stick a strong charm...... Oh yes, and to prevent rot......"

"You don't need to post the vision charm, right? The body is so well preserved, it is the best camouflage in itself...... Well, I didn't have ...... with me anyway."

Every time she muttered two sentences, she would pull out a piece of talisman paper from the page and stick it on Luo Xiang's body. Some of them were attached to their chests, some were attached to their legs, and then they said a few strange incantations like an old monk chanting, took out a lighter and lit the rune paper. Luo Xiang had to praise this little girl's skills are good, and she ordered so many talismans that didn't burn his clothes at all.

The last talisman was taped to his buttocks by the girl, and she clapped her hands and put away the flashlight and the "cheats". This made Luo Xiang breathe a sigh of relief, if this girl dared to have a fever in an important position in front of him next, he decided to play with her on the spot.

"Alright!" the girl stood up in front of him and made a gesture of "there is only one truth", "From today on, you will be a ghoul raised by our little spirit! In the future, you will call me the master! You must spoil me, love me, and help me wholeheartedly! If someone bullies me, you must stand up to protect me as soon as possible! When I am happy, you must be happy with me; when I am unhappy, you must find a way to make me happy......"

This is a line I learned from "Hedong Lion's Roar". Luo Xiang thought. He didn't know how long the little girl would have to talk, but now he wanted to leave, because this cemetery was built on a mountain, and when the cold wind blew, no matter how thick his coat was, he couldn't stop it. He didn't dare to move just now, for fear that this Aunt Fang Xiaoling would summon her army of skeletons to devour him alive. But now he weighed it and thought that it would be better to be flayed alive, and if he could wake up from this nightmare if he died, it would be nothing unacceptable, it would be better than freezing here.

"Hahahaha, I picked up such a treasure, I see how the little gods and fairies are fighting with me! Hmph! Ah, yes, I have to give you a name, I think it's called-hey, hey?!"

Luo Xiang understood that Fang Xiaoling didn't want to use interjections to name himself, it must be quite silly to call it like that. In the past, there was an old lady in their community who named the pug "haha", and every time the dog ran away, the old lady chased and shouted "hahahahahahaha......ha Later, the old lady was sent to a psychiatric hospital, and haha became a stray dog. This story is really sad for those who hear it, and those who see it cry......

And the reason why Fang Xiaoling shouted at this moment was that the corpse that she had just designated as her exclusive servant actually turned around and walked away!

"Hey, hey, hey!" Fang Xiaoling became anxious, she quickly dug out her secret book again, "What if the ghoul doesn't obey the order and runs away...... Why didn't I write it in this broken book!Hey!Wait a minute! You're my ghoul! Listen to your master! Don't run around! Hey, you'll come back to me!"

Luo Xiang ignored the heartbreaking cries of the girl behind her. He quickly walked up the mountain path and disappeared into the darkness in three or two steps.