Chapter 22: The Incompetent Robber
Who?!
Li Xian was shocked, and quickly turned his head to look at the source of the voice. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
He was dressed in a hearty and capable light gray cloth robe, with a slightly dark face with a ruffian smile. If it weren't for the fact that those deep eyes were still clean, with the good position he was standing in now, Li Xian would definitely give him a sharp over-the-shoulder fall.
"Who are you?!"
This person despises her own strength when she speaks, and the whole person looks unkempt, and of course she doesn't have any good tone.
But this obviously impatient look made the young man dumbfounded.
"Isn't it?" the young man stared at her with wide eyes, and there was a sense of disbelief in his tone, "I bravely and fearlessly solved the few followers of the Huainan Royal Mansion for you, and you treat your life-saving benefactor with this attitude?"
"When?"
"Just now. ”
"Oh......" Li Xian looked up at the sky, as if trying to recall the scene at that time, and only after a while did he reconnect to his eyes and said meaningfully: "Shaoxia, I know that you are a good person, but don't fool me in the middle of the night, don't even make me grateful to Dade without the sound of a knife?" After all, not every man in black is simple-minded and has well-developed limbs, you can't underestimate my brain." ”
"Then you can't slander my narrow sense!"
The young man was angry, grabbed the black clothes on Li Xian's chest with one hand, and his body was a little closer. But before he could speak, Li Xian grabbed his hand and grabbed his clothes, and swept through the thousands of armies with a twist.
The boy was stunned, obviously not expecting her surprise. However, it is of course impossible to escape from such a close distance.
Naturally, he was upside down on the ground by Li Xian, and turned his head sideways to avoid his first kiss dedicated to the earth.
One hand was pressed under her body, one hand was cut behind her back, and there was a behemoth sitting on her old waist......
The boy really wanted to cry without tears, he forgot to look at the calendar when he went out today, and he was subdued by a stunned man in black for the first time in so many years.
Li Xian rode triumphantly on his waist, and seeing that his hand behind his back was still struggling very restlessly, he simply untied half of his trouser belt and pulled it out and tied it to his writhing hand.
In this way, as long as his hand moves, he can open the exquisite bow, and spring will appear.
"You, you...... Shameless!!"
After his gaze swept back over Li Xian's movements, the young man became angry, but this was peaceful, and he lay quietly on the ground, afraid that his belt would say goodbye to his linen pants.
"Look!" Li Xian smiled and gestured to him, pinching his wheat-colored face.
"Isn't it to admire the witty and exquisite brain of Ben Gongzi, so that Ben Gongzi doesn't have to bother to control you and can suppress you very efficiently. What is this called? This is wisdom!"
While ravaging his long hair, he was overwhelmed by his own sassy and heroic appearance.
"What's your name? ”
The boy pursed his lips and said nothing.
The waistband of his trousers twitched slowly in Li Xian's hand......
"Mu Quan!"
The boy yelled angrily, he had never seen such an obscene person, and it was shameless to threaten him with his trouser belt at every turn!!
Mu Quan moved the hand that was pressed under him, but the person on his body was so pressed that there was no room at all, and now he really had no power to fight back.
"Boy, the master has never been planted in the hands of others for so many years, report your name, today's Qiu Xiaoye will definitely be hated by blood!"
As soon as she heard this, Li Xian's body, which she had planned to move away, fell violently on top of him again, and at the same time, she heard his muffled snort in pain with great satisfaction.
Threatening her?
"Ouch, isn't this a master? Have you ever been joined by a man in this life? Want to take revenge on me? Yes! Peony flowers are also merry to die and be ghosts, this master I want to start ......."
"You dare!!" Mu Quan shouted angrily.
"I want to be beautiful to you, this little master wants to sell you to the servant, and when the time comes...... Hahahaha. ”
Such a lewd laughter made Mu Quan's scalp tingle for a while.
"It's the first time I've done such a conscientious thing...... It feels so exciting. ”
“……”
Mu Quan asked the sky speechlessly, stimulating ...... He also felt so excited, the first time he entered the Lingren in so many years in his life was sold by a shameless and ungrateful stranger. Hehe, it's really exciting to think about it, I'm about to face a group of fat pigs with hungry wolves and chickens helpless, and I'm going to wander the world in the next few years......
What a wickedness!
"Don't be so pessimistic. ”
Li Xian looked at his loveless face for a while and comforted, "Even if your face is a little darker, your temper is a little worse, and your speech is a little bit damaged, but your limbs are developed and you are healthy, rest assured, there are still bustards like you who are willing to pay the price." ”
Is he worried about that? That's not the point, right?
Mu Quan's face was pale.
"Alas, the first pot of gold that Boss Ben earned when he re-emerged from the rivers and lakes turned out to be human traffickers, which is really worldly and corrupt. ”
His eyes glanced at Mu Quan's body, but Li Xian suddenly frowned.
How can she get such a big living person? This kid won't obediently cooperate when he sees it......
With a turn of his brain, Li Xian thought about it, and suddenly smiled, and a big slap slapped on his head.
"Oh my god! Just say I'm smart! It would be nice to stun him beforehand! How can such a simple thing be thought of with such a sharp brain as mine. ”
But before Cheng Dao's right hand landed on his neck, Mu Quan's sound of gritting his teeth rang out.
"Wait!How much do you want to sell me? Master, I'll redeem it myself!!"
And such a good thing! The fat sheep sticks out its head to be slaughtered, which is a rare opportunity!
Immediately gave up his attention, and scanned the value of this guy up and down.
Tut-tut...... Linen clothes, I don't have much money to come to the house.
Of course, Li Xian doesn't know the concept of money now, he only knows that when he watched the TV series, he said that one or two pieces of silver were enough for the family to live for a month, and he was calculating...... Reluctantly robbed him of a year's living expenses, so that it would be better to meet next time than to leave room for the next time.
"Ten ......"
"One hundred thousand taels of silver, deal!" replied in a clean voice.
"Poof!"
Li Xian almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, and even a robber had to work hard these days. After traveling through time and space, I have grown thousands of years older, why hasn't my brain grown? The fat sheep who robbed so much have already estimated it, alas, modern people have really regressed.
"Money...... Where's the money?"
Li Xian laughed dryly twice, and swallowed the life he had originally intended to open into his stomach. People can't look good, people can't look good, the ancients didn't deceive her, and the rich bought clothes with nylon pockets.
"In the clothes. ”
Mu Quan was not pretentious, and said generously. Feeling the sound of the person on his waist swallowing saliva, he knew that his plan had succeeded, and he had 100,000 taels of silver tickets on his waist, but when such a stinky boy on his body took the money...... Hmph, he freed his hands to make him look good!