The duties of the emperor can't enjoy the comfort of how to pat the sycophants?

Thus, since Li Xian returned from the apse, an order was issued. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The flattering words of the palace people to her do not need to be held in their hearts, they only need to express their hearts openly, and those who are so fascinated by their own wisdom and martial arts, grace and scorching extraordinary, can talk about their hearts and soothe their excited feelings.

With this order, the palace is in the middle of the world.

"Your Majesty, the road is slippery, let the minions stabilize your dragon's waist. A eunuch in a dark blue palace suit hurriedly stepped forward.

"Reward!"

"Your Majesty, let the maidservant rub the dragon's legs for you. ”

"Reward!"

"Your Majesty, your dragon claws are so beautiful. ”

"Reward!"

"Your Majesty, let the minions pick up the dragon beard for you. ”

“……”

Lunch......

Plates of exquisite dishes were served up by the palace maids in an orderly manner, all kinds of high-end mountain and sea delicacies hit Li Xian's taste buds, and his eyes were shining with golden light, although he was a modern person, God knows how much yuan this table of delicacies would need to fill.

As if observing the strange eyes of the people around him, Li Xian had to turn his eyes away and cough lightly, "That, I'm going to eat, you guys go down first." ”

A few palace maids and eunuchs have finally been blinded, how can they use the emperor's meals when they are not around?

"Let's all go down. Li Xian said again, if they were here, he wouldn't know how to eat.

"Yes. The crowd did not say anything, though they thought it was very strange, and they all walked out of the hall.

Suddenly, a palace maid's brain lit up, and a boastful sentence overflowed from her mouth, "Your Majesty, your dragon's eyes were so big just now." ”

"Poof" The soup that Li Xian had just sent to his mouth was all squirted out, and he was choked and coughed violently.

She finally admitted that this policy has drawbacks and has to be changed!!

Looking at the group of palace maids and eunuchs kneeling on the ground, Li Xian felt an indescribable sense of powerlessness.

Will there be dragon spines, dragon tendons, dragon hips, dragon feet and the like in the future?

"Go down, all of you, and give this command in the future...... Cancel"

After another two days, Li Xian finally found out that everyone in the palace had never entered except for the eunuch who had stepped into her dormitory last time, which of course helped her hide her identity, but why were there two pillows in the dormitory?

Is it really weird?

Li Xian was puzzled, but naturally she wouldn't take this to ask her personal eunuch Xiao Zhuozi. It's too revealing to be identified.

When she thought that her net worth and life were not guaranteed, Li Xian would break out in a cold sweat, she was a principled person.

You can't have both money and your life, and you can't give your money and your life for it.

Beautiful men and lives cannot be both, and they take their lives at the expense of beautiful men.

Discipline and life cannot be both, and life is also taken at the expense of discipline.

This inner palace is indeed very beautiful, but she can't stay with a daughter.

This is the third day that Li Xian has crossed over, and her daily job is to find the necessary dog cave to cross.

When I think about it, I still have a comfortable life of robbing my house and bullying women and men, and when I worry about my own life, every day is not as good as a day.

Thinking of this, Li Xian sighed unconsciously, his eyes staring straight ahead, and his expression was a little dazed.

Yes, she's going back to modern times, she's going back to modern times, and she still has her unfinished business.

As always, Li Xian began to search the corners of the palace again, inch after inch......

Xiao Zhuozi has been bending over with Li Xian for most of the day, and he can't even straighten up. I really couldn't hold back the curiosity in my heart and asked, "Your Majesty, what are you looking for?"

"Dog hole. Li Xian didn't even raise his eyes and continued to search.

Hey, no, she's the emperor, and this one next to her is a eunuch.

Li Xian turned his eyes to stare at Xiao Zhuozi, only to see that his head was weak, and then he said, "You...... Hurry up and help me find it, I'm going to rest for a while, oops, my dragon waist ......"

Xiao Zhuozi hurriedly hugged her and said suspiciously, "Your Majesty, there is no dog cave in the palace, even if there is one, it is called the Dragon Cave." ”

Well, Li Xian hung three black lines in her head, please redeem her for being lonely and unheard, she really doesn't have this insight.

"The emperor should be tired after being here for so long, it is better to let the minions help you to rest first, and tomorrow the minions will let many guards help the emperor find it, so that the speed will be fast." Xiao Zhuozi said doggedly, he was also very tired!

Li Xian thought about it, it actually makes sense, as the saying goes, there is a lot of strength in people, and everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high!

After thinking about it, Li Xian happily patted Xiao Zhuozi on the shoulder and praised: "Not bad, your head melon seeds are very good!

When Xiao Zhuozi heard this, he hurriedly patted Li Xian's ass happily, "The emperor's dragon head is good, he is vigorous and resolute in the government and politics, since he came to power, the people have lived and worked in peace and contentment, the wind and rain are smooth, and the surrounding countries are scrambling to copy our policies! The concubines in the harem all admire the emperor and admire the emperor's talents...... I want to ......."

"Poof" Looking at Xiao Zhuozi's timid look from side to side, Li Xian finally couldn't hold back.

It's scary! She even has a concubine......

Li Xian's eyes widened, and he looked at Xiao Zhuozi's expression in a trance, so he had to laugh dryly: "That's ...... Bedding ......"

Before she could finish speaking, Xiao Zhuozi grabbed her dragon robe excitedly, and her voice trembled, "Great, the emperor is finally interested in women, and I will see how the ministers of the court will slander you in the future." ”

However, Li Xian's eyes widened and he looked surprised: "Didn't I dare to be interested in women before?"

"Yes!" Xiao Zhuozi looked up at her, "The emperor used to be so ......"

He squirmed for a while before he said, "The emperor who will come back." "It can be seen that since Lord Lan left, the emperor's behavior has become more and more strange, his reaction has become more and more abnormal, and his thinking has become more and more beyond the limits. Even the government that she handled in person was deserted.

Lady 澶??

This is the pillow next to her?

Is there any mistake in the court! Li Xian was surprised in her heart, but her face seemed to retract the expression of the gaffe just now, of course she would not be stupid enough to ask him where the man was.

It seems that only the women in the harem have to start, and the women in love are all stupid, how can you be afraid that the truth will not come out when you meet a smart person like her.

Li Xian coughed lightly, his eyes wandering around: "Tonight...... Find ......"

"Zhao Guiren. Xiao Zhuozi agreed quickly, and looked excited: "The women of the harem are finally guarding the clouds, and the emperor finally wants people to sleep......"

Looking at Xiao Zhuozi's excited expression, Li Xian unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Actually, I haven't thought about it so much. She paused, still feeling unsafe, so she had to stare at Xiao Zhuozi Zhengse and said, "I will always be good Longyang." Muscles or something...... The best!!"