Xu Bing?

The pride of Jingyunda!

Once the youngest professor of Jingyun University, he studied overseas for several years, but he chose to return to China, and the most rare thing is that he has won a lot of awards for several books!

Now, Xu Bing, who is more than half years old, was invited by his alma mater to give a lecture!

But the question is, does this have anything to do with him Lin Chen?

This time, most of the students who attended the lecture were graduate students and teachers in the school, and as for the students, most of them were about to enter the society in their senior year, so they came to listen to some of Xu Bing's teachings or opinions!

Therefore, Lin Chen was a freshman, he went to listen to Mao's research, and besides, Lin Chen was annoyed from the bottom of his heart about the so-called title on Xu Bing's head, especially this guy, who was also highly respected in Jingyun University.

But Lin Chen doesn't have a good impression of this guy, he has known this guy before, and he may have studied in the United States for many years, so he is often critical of the current situation in China, and even how American education is ......

What is this and what is known in previous lives?

It's all foreign moon round!

Lin Chen actually wants to protect something in his bones, in the words of his grandfather, although this country has all kinds of problems, but we still have to love our country.

It may have been taught by his grandfather since he was a child, so although Lin Chen was not disgusted with this Xu Bing, he was absolutely unwilling to let him listen to this Xu Bing's class!

With this time, Lin Chen might as well honestly go to the library to read some directing books!

Seeing Lin Chen's reluctance, Liu Wei was also angry!

How many people can't get a ticket if they want to, take care of you by yourself, and you still look reluctant when you're small?

Damn, the co-author still has to beg you to collect the ticket?

Lin Chen was not a roundworm in Liu Wei's stomach, so he didn't know that Liu Wei's anger had reached the edge, but smiled and said, "Counselor, you should listen to this lesson yourself." With this time, you help me find more houses, it's been a few months, you have to take it seriously!"

"My mother is your nanny!"

Listening to Lin Chen's words. Liu Wei shouted angrily.

Belch?

I don't understand where Liu Wei's anger comes from, Lin Chen is also drunk, he has been tossed by Feng Ru recently, as for Jin Zimei, who was big enough at the wedding, she chatted with herself on WeChat if she had nothing to do.

Replace someone else. Maybe it's too late to be happy, but as long as Lin Chen lays a solid foundation at this time, in the words of a great grandfather who doesn't know which great man, which is the eldest husband and no wife, while he is young, he should struggle!

Therefore, Lin Chen was too lazy to pay attention to Liu Wei anymore, and said lightly: "Oh, since that's the case." Forget it, counselor, I still have something to do, so I'll go first!"

Wipe!

Liu Wei saw that Lin Chen turned around and left, his temper was bigger than herself, and she was also stunned!

The old lady tried her best to get you a ticket!

I will find you a house every day, but the house outside the city is far away, and I want to take advantage of the fact that I want to see who the retired professor rents out. Let you rent it then!

If you want to ask for leave, ask for leave, and the old lady will give you a good review!

Damn, you're a fucking uncle!

At this time, Liu Wei was really about to explode. shouted angrily: "You stop me!"

Kindness?

Lin Chen turned around and frowned, "Counselor, is there anything else?"

This state made the gunpowder in Liu Wei's heart completely burst, crackling and scolding, and finally cried!

That's not the right rhythm, isn't it?

How can you act like you're a negative person?

Especially when you look at the campus and other people's watches. Lin Chen couldn't cry or laugh, he admitted that he had wronged Liu Wei, and also apologized: "Counselor, I admit that I am wrong, that, I will listen to this lesson, I can't listen to it!"

"Hmph, the old lady is kind enough to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, do you like to listen to it?"

With that, Liu Wei threw away the vote and turned around and left!

Lin Chen was a little depressed, how could this counselor look like a child who hadn't grown up, and he really didn't want to listen to this lesson, but now it seems that he still has to listen to it, otherwise, he will offend Liu Wei!

After all, Liu Wei also has good intentions!

When I returned to the dormitory, I saw that Liu Jian, Gao Fushuai, Mao Xin, and Jiang were all around the computer, and they were talking, and Lin Chen also came over.

"It's a good couplet, but it doesn't feel good, think again. ”

"Think about it, it's best to kill them in seconds. ”

"It has to be killed, their couplets are all rubbish, we want a good one. ”

Lin Chen saw that they actually threw that sentence on the forum, and said helplessly: "You guys are boring!"

Liu Jian saw that Lin Chen was coming, and hurriedly said: "Fourth, hurry up and think of one, think of one that can kill them in seconds." ”

Mao Xin also said excitedly: "Fourth, hurry up and get one, and finish them." ”

Even Gao Fushuai and Jiang Zhou were also excited, and Lin Chen was even more painful.

Damn, isn't it just a couplet, as for it?

So, Lin Chen sat directly in front of the computer and replied with a couplet: "Downlink:" Tear the long skirt first, then tear the shorts, and tear the sister"

Liu Jianren was already about to burst into laughter, only Mao Xin asked slightly cutely, "What does this mean?"

Jiang Zhou sighed and patted Mao Xin gently: "Hang Mao, you better go and exercise, how far has your brain degenerated?"

Frowning and thinking about it, Lin Chen added another sentence: "Horizontal batch: "No wooden ride"!

As a result, the Jingyun University Forum, the most connotative couplet in history, also appeared-

The upper link is: small masturbation and pleasure, big masturbation and injury, and strong masturbation ashes

The next link is: tear the long skirt first, then tear the shorts, and tear the sister

Horizontal fart: No wooden ride

As soon as this couplet came out, it was instantly cited by many people as absolute, of course, some people wondered that this horizontal batch was a bit wrong, and it should be used: "Lu tear whose hand" is better!

But, no matter what, everyone praised this couplet one after another!

There is also speculation about who is the author of this couplet?

Because Liu Jian came up with a vest, everyone didn't know who it was?

There were one or two reasoning emperors who thought that it was Lin Chen's doing, but then they were overturned by everyone.

Do you really think Lin Chen is omnipotent?

Or that Jingyunda can't be involved with Lin Chen as soon as something happens!

Besides, if it's Lin Chen, do you think with Lin Chen's kind of sex, how can he use a vest?

As a result, most people excluded Lin Chen at the first time!

Lin Chen's recent exposure is high enough, therefore. At this time, he naturally won't show his head again, besides, this couplet is indeed a bit vulgar. Therefore, Lin Chen would not press on his head.

Moreover, Lin Chen even told Liu Jian and the four of them that no one could leak it to him!

This time, all four nodded in agreement!

With this almost half a year ago. Lin Chen can be said to have formed enough prestige in the dormitory!

"Fourth, what are you holding in your hand?"

Liu Jian looked at Lin Chen's right hand and said with some doubts.

"Oh, Xu Bing's admission ticket for this speech!"

Lin Chen said indifferently.

"What??"

"It turned out to be Xu Bing's admission ticket?"

"Damn, fourth, where did you get that?"

"I'm rubbing, fourth, you're awesome. ”

……

I can see my own words, but it makes these four guys make such a fuss. Lin Chen was a little speechless: "Isn't it just a speech, besides, why do you seem to be brainless fans?"

At this time, Mao Xin said excitedly: "Fourth, don't you understand, that Xu Bing is a legend, he was directly admitted to Jingyun University at the age of 14, and became the youngest professor of Jingyun University at the age of 20.

Besides. Xu Bing's martial arts novel "Ming Wei Rising Storm" became the best-selling novel of the year, and his other two autobiographies were also huge sales successes, which is simply the biggest winner in life. ”

Gao Fushuai is also a rare fit with Mao Xin: "Not only that. Xu Bing now gives quite a lot of speeches every year, and Wall Street in the United States has also invited him to give speeches, in short, Xu Bing's speech can be touched. ”

Liu Jian also said: "Yes, I really want to hear Xu Bing's speech. Fourth, hurry up and get this from the truth, where did you get this ticket?"

……

Yes, looking at these four brainless fans, Lin Chen is too lazy to say more, many times, the most profitable industry is probably speech, these brainwashing experts, you have to obey them.

Thinking about it like this, Lin Chen also wanted to hear what Xu Bing was talking about!

"Damn, the counselor really loves you!"

"It's really impossible to live, Feng Ru still insists on bringing you breakfast every day, as for this Liu Wei to get you a ticket for you, Mo Mo is said to have not given up on you, I said fourth, you are the fucking winner in life!"

"Fourth, you have caused 10,000 points of lethality to me, I hate you, why doesn't a girl like me. ”

……

Hearing the gushing admiration and admiration of Liu Jian and Gao Fushuai, Lin Chen also felt that he was in a very happy mood, and said with a smile: "It's pure personal charm!"

Cut!

A sentence of pretending to be forced ushered in the contempt of the unity of the four!

Saturday, May 7th!

Today is the day of Xu Bing's speech!

Although this time, it was only a small lecture hall that could accommodate 300 people, but the school was not closed, so some students lined up early in the hope that they could listen to the lecture at the door!

When Lin Chen came to this lecture hall and looked at the people at the door, he was also a little stunned, which is also an exaggeration!

"Lin Chen!"

Hearing someone shouting to himself, Lin Chen was stunned, and found Zhao Feng, who was closest to the door, greeting him!

Lin Chen hadn't seen Zhao Feng since the debate tournament last year, but I heard that he didn't make it to Mo Mo!

"Hehe, you also come to the door to listen to the class, come, I'll give you a place, tell you, I came to line up at six o'clock in the morning, otherwise there will be absolutely no place." ”

Zhao Feng smiled faintly, and as he spoke, he made way for Lin Chen as if showing off, as if he was looking for a little self-esteem that was defeated by Lin Chen.

After all, this time the admission ticket for Xu Bing's speech is difficult to get, even if they are born in the association, only the president and vice president of the living union have it!

Officials like them and those of the Initiation Association have a benefit, that is, they are close to the lecture hall and can listen for a while!

However, this is enough for Zhao Feng to show off to Lin Chen!

"No need, I have a ticket!"

Looking at Zhao Feng, Lin Chen shook his head slightly, raised the ticket in his hand, and was checked by the teacher who maintained order at the door and went in.

"Holy shit, how is that possible?"

Zhao Feng, who had been in a daze for a long time, burst into a foul language. (To be continued.) )