There are more than 13,000 bar friends in Baidu Literature Bar who don't know "Jiaobo Eyes". Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although the literary level of "Jiaobo Eyes" is not good, it is the most nonsense. Her nonsense, like a spring breeze, can dispel the black fog that people have accumulated in their hearts. A lot of bar friends waited early in the official Hi group of the literary bar, just to chat with her.

The pinyin J of the word "Jiao" is relatively high. Therefore, as soon as the "Delicate Eyes" went online, the green dots jumped out.

"Ami Tofu" pretended not to know anything and asked, "Is there anyone?" "Jiao Bo Eye" immediately asked, "Ask the sky or the earth?" "Ami Tofu" said, "Ask you." "Delicate Eyes" said, "If you ask me how high the sun is, I will tell you how true I am." This is the lyrics in Yang Yuying's "Tell You Gently".

"Willing to hold the bull's ear" couldn't help but knock on the side: "Haha!" "Hua Kai smiled" also followed closely: "Haha!" "Jiaobo Eyes" nonsense: "Haha, I use nunchucks." ”

"Wheat Pocket" changed his smile: "Hehe." "Delicate Eyes" said, "Drink, and have a hot cup of coffee." "Dream Whispering Life" followed the follow-up lyrics of "Bitter Coffee": "I won't get drunk if I have another drink." "Jiaobo Eyes" said: "By the way: do you use your left hand or right hand when you stir coffee?" "Dream Whispering Life" replied: "Left hand." "Jiaobo Eyes" exclaimed: "Wow, you are amazing!" "Dream Whispering Life" did not understand, so he had to type: "???" and "Jiaobo Eyes" explained: "You are not afraid of being hot! You're a party member, aren't you?"

"Wheat Pocket" replied instead of "Dream Whispering Life Road": "I'm not." "The logic of the tooth" chimed in: "Me is not either." "Jiaobo Eyes" said, "If not, you have to work hard." "Maple Leaf Xiuye" asked, "What about you, are you a party member?" "Jiao Boyan" said, "I'm almost there." A party is being formed, and the name has not yet been decided. "Ami Tofu" knocked out: "Dizzy!", "Dream Whispering Life Road" also said: "Dizzy!"

"Jiaobo Eyes" said: "Don't be afraid if you are dizzy, I will help you call 120." "I am willing to hold the bull's ear" and said, "Okay, you fight." Hua Kaiyan smiled and asked secretly, "What's your phone number?" and "Wheat Pocket" said, "Call 120." "Jiaobo Eye" said, "I'm going to wait for the doctor from 120 to come." ”

"Willing to hold the bull's ear" said: "You specialize in putting the afterthought?" "Jiaobo Eye" said: "What I'm talking about is that I'll help you get rid of the 120 doctors." "I am willing to hold the bull's ear" said: "Speechless." "Jiao Bo Eye" said: "If you are speechless, go and ask the sky." "Wheat Pocket" said, "Speechless." "Jiao Boyan" said: "If you don't have a word, you can go up to the west building alone." ”

"Hua Kai smiled" and asked: "What is your real name 'Jiaobo Eyes'?" "Dream Whispering Life" followed: "Yes, tell me your real name." We all want to know. "Ami Tofu" also said, "Just say the name." Telephone number and address can not be stated. ”

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"Jiao Boyan" is named Zhang Min'an, which is the name her parents gave her. It's hard to hear. And the fortune teller said that the life of a person with this name is very bitter. Therefore, Zhang Minan wanted to change his name a long time ago.

It's called "Zhang An", there is already an American table tennis player, and it's called "Zhang Min", and there is a Hong Kong actor. If you call "Zhang Min", you look like an old peasant, and if you call "Zhang Ming", you are worried that others will call you "Xiao Ming". If you call "Zhang Ming", it is easy for others to misunderstand that you "want to be famous"; if you call "Zhang Ming", you can easily be called "Zhang Yiming". It's hard to choose. It's been dragged on until now.

However, at noon today, Zhang Minan suddenly came to inspiration. The word "An" was blurred in my mind, and slowly turned into a "Wen" character. Using the fortune-telling software on the Internet, "Zhang Wen" has a good fate. Zhang Minan has already decided that tomorrow, he will go to the police station to change his name. After changing it, tell your parents again.

Now, netizens ask their names. "Jiaobo Eye" first habitually typed the word "Zhang Min'an", and then deleted it. Re-typed the word "Zhang Wen", then pressed Ctrl with his left hand, and knocked down the enter with his right hand!

The enter key hit too hard and knocked over the water glass next to the table. The overturned water cup is the last memory of "Jiaobo Eyes".

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In a trance, I heard someone calling the word "Zhang Min'an". Zhang Min'an responded. When I looked back, I saw two people in ancient costumes behind me. One of them had a piece of approval in his hand. The other is holding a roll of rope. The man with the rope approached, and without saying anything, he put it on Zhang Min'an's head. Zhang Min'an hurriedly took a step back and asked, "Hey, what are you going to do? I have only heard of the 'White Wolf with Empty Gloves', but I have not heard of the set of people." ”

The man shouted, "Stop talking nonsense! The two of us are ordered by the judge to hook you up. Zhang Minan argued: "The two of you were ordered to hook me, so hook it." With a rope lasso, it's not right. The man said, "But we have only ropes, not hooks." Zhang Minan said: "It's just to let me go with you." Comprehend the spirit, ye of you. For those who resist, those who don't follow you, only need to be rude. I'll be honest, so I won't need it, right?" the man said, "yes, then come with us." ”

So, the two of them went one after the other, sandwiched Zhang Minan in the middle, and walked forward. After walking for a while, Zhang Min'an asked: "I heard that the soul envoy seems to be a chicken foot god or black and white impermanence, aren't you?" The man who spoke earlier replied: "The two impermanence masters have already cultivated to the righteous gods, one is in the Impermanence Hall and the other is in the City God Temple. Catch ordinary ghosts, you don't need to go out yourself. As for the chicken foot god, he was taken to the Temple of the Son of Heaven to guard the door. Zhang Min'an asked again: "Then, may I ask what are the names of the two of you? If there is a chance in the future, I will also build a temple for the two of you." The man said, "I'm ashamed, I don't have a name." ”

After winning over the relationship, the journey was peaceful, without pushing or scolding. After a while, he entered Fengdu City.

When he was in Yangshi, Zhang Minan had not come to Fengdu. At this time, I wanted to see the scenery of Fengdu. But I saw gloomy clouds all over and the wind gusting overcast. I didn't see the Nai He Bridge, nor did I see the lookout platform. In the blink of an eye, I went directly to the Temple of the Son of Heaven.

The two soul seduction messengers asked Zhang Min'an to wait in line in front of the palace, and then left. Zhang Min'an suddenly saw that the four ghosts who maintained order were the bull head, horse face, plum blossom claw, and chicken foot god.

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After a while, Zhang Min'an's name was called. The plum claw pushed it behind his back. Zhang Min'an walked into the hall and looked at it, the person sitting behind the desk in the middle of the lobby looked about forty people, with good facial features, dignified appearance, white face and long beard, not angry and arrogant. I thought, this look, you can pretend to be Yue Fei. Playing the king of Yama is not scary at all.

"Horn!" the hall was shocked, and this man shouted: "Bold little ghost!

Zhang Minan was taken aback and was a little unhappy. So he asked, "Are you the king of Yama?"

"Well, in His Hall of the Son of Heaven, how can you ask questions casually. Ignorant imp, if you don't appeal for a reason not to kneel, order the arrow to be thrown down, and immediately cut your feet!"

"I kneel only to those who should kneel. I don't know who you are, and if you ask me if you're the king of Yama, you don't say, how do you tell me to kneel?"

King Yama thought, in this way, there is still some truth. Then he said: "The old man sits in the palace of the Son of Heaven, and he is naturally the king of Yama." ”

Zhang Minan said: "Sitting in the palace of the Son of Heaven, you are the king of Yama." When the real king of Yama goes to eat and pulls things, does someone else sit in the hall and become the king of Yama?"

The king of Yama said, "There are judges, bookkeepers, and a number of officials, all of which can prove that the old man is the king of Yama." ”

"Let's not mention that the judges, bookkeepers, and all the officials are your accomplices," Zhang Min'an saw that the king of Yama was mediocre in his arguments, and obviously had not experienced the training of online group chats, so the more he spoke, the more confident he became, "Even if they can uphold their public intentions, because they have listened to the conversation between you and me, they know the course of the incident in advance, which affects the objectivity of the testimony." Therefore, their testimony cannot be used as evidence. ”

"What do you say?" King Yama became impatient. Zhang Minan said: "Unless you can come up with a document that can prove your identity, that is, an ID card and a work permit." ”

King Yama said, "Those are the things of the Yang World. The underworld doesn't thrive on this. ”

"If you don't have documents, you're fake. Zhang Min'an smiled, "Haha, a bold fanatic, you dare to pretend to be the king of Yama!

"Horn!" "Horn!" the shocked wood slapped again, "presumptuous! there are people like you in the world!" King Yama was a little angry.

"Joke, reasoning with you has become a Diao Min! Do you need me to be unreasonable in order to become a Shunmin?" Seeing that the King of Yama was about to attack again, Zhang Minan was still a little worried about the consequences, and immediately changed his words, "Okay, even if you are the King of Yama." So when I see you, should I kneel?"

This change of words made King Yama temporarily calm the evil anger in his heart: "Naturally, you should kneel." ”

"Wrong! Kneeling at this time is a requirement of etiquette. You and I are both parties, and it doesn't matter if you say it. If you want me to kneel, you should come up with rules of etiquette for me to see. If it is the etiquette to kneel, of course I have to kneel. If there is no such rule, what am I going to kneel on?"

"Well, that makes sense. This time, the king of Yama was not angry, and said, "This is easy, judge, and show her the rules." ”

The judge stepped forward and arched his hand: "Qi Yan Jun, there is no such rule in the underworld. ”

King Yama was very surprised: "This ...... Really?" The judge was sure: "Not really." ”

King Yama gave him a look: "This can be had." The judge was unwilling to make the supernatural powers fake, but still replied, "This is really not the case." ”

"Hmph!" King Yama stood up and said, "The official occasionally feels unwell, and the judge will continue to interrogate." With that, he walked straight through the back door.

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The judge had no choice but to turn around and sit down behind the desk. Picked up the startling wood and patted it lightly. Then he asked, "Next...... Who's next?" Therefore, "kneel" was changed to "stand down".

Zhang Minan replied: "Grass people Zhang ...... Wen. "I almost said that it was Zhang Min'an, so dangerous.

"Zhang, I didn't hear clearly, please repeat it again. "I have seen the debate between Zhang Min'an and the king of Yama, and the judge is very polite, and he does not claim to be his own official.

"Zhang Wen. The word 'Wen' has the word rain at the top, and a cultural text at the bottom. At this time, Zhang Minan was in a good mood and could finally change his name.

The judge carefully looked at the case file and asked, "Isn't your name Zhang Min'an?"

"yes. My name was Zhang Min'an. However, the name has now been changed. ”

The judge stood up, walked to his desk, pulled out a booklet, flipped through it, "Zhang Wen, the name has already taken effect?" and walked back to the middle desk, "Hey, my parents are from the same place of origin." The judge asked, "Zhang Min'an, Zhang Wen, when did you change your name?" and how many people know that you changed your name?"

Zhang Min'an replied: "Oh, it's the moment of death. At that time, there were about 80 people in the group online. Out of 80, there should be 20 people who set it to 'receive no prompt'. I think 60 people should know. ”

"Zhang Min'an, Zhang Wen," the judge said, "your matter is more complicated. The latter name came into effect, but it was not fully applicable. This matter should be decided by Yan Jun. ”

When Zhang Minan heard it, there was a door, and the name Zhang Wen was really good. But I don't know if I can get other benefits? So, Zhang Minan smiled: "Haha, it turns out that you didn't figure it out and caught the wrong person!"

As soon as the judge got started, he forgot about the current situation. Such a big loophole in front of him was caught by Zhang Min'an, and he was stunned in the hall. But after a while, I still didn't see Zhang Min'an fall into the well and say more ugly words. He said, "Yes, we can't verify it well. I am ready to return you to the world at once. What do you think?"

Zhang Minan said: "It is a matter of course to return it to the world. I think you should make up for the mistakes you have made. ”

The judge said: "That's it: in the next 68 years of life, the original blessing was 22 years. I will fill you up today, and I will be blessed for life. This is my maximum authority. Are you satisfied?"

Wow, there are still 68 years to live! You can enjoy happiness for a lifetime! Zhang Min was happy: "Okay." Thank you, Judge. ”

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Zhang Minan returned to the world with the plum blossom claw temporarily arranged by the judge. I don't know, I can't find my body anymore. Plum Blossom Claw turned into a human, and as soon as he inquired, Zhang Min'an's body had been cremated. I had no choice but to go back to the underworld.

After passing the Ghost Gate, as soon as he stepped on Huangquan Road, the judge greeted him. From afar, he greeted with a smile: "Zhang Wen, Yan Jun already knows about you." I really didn't expect it to turn out like this. We all regret it. How to remedy it, Yan Jun asked me to ask you what you mean first. ”