Chapter 90: The Question of Identity
Zhang Dadao would be okay if he said this, anyway, it was not the first time that he was open-mouthed, but he was unlucky, and he was unlucky in this guy just talking about it, and he also swung his chest with one hand and the other back, and he stood up and made a forward motion. The hand that swung back was so dead, just swinging backwards, looking back at the moon and Haidilao, just a fist hammered into the vital part of the little fat man behind him.
The little fat man didn't expect that Zhang Dadao could suddenly make such a move, Zhang Dadao's strength was actually not big, if he hit somewhere else. Just relying on Xiaopang's body fat, which is as soft as water, can easily remove the strength. But this hit was too positive, and in an instant, Chubby felt what kind of state the egg pain was.
"Whew~!hmm~!" A long howl for a moment, followed by an unbearable sharp pain in his throat, the little fat man kept making a "hum chirp" sound. Wu Datou and Zheng Wen both twitched their cheeks, and they had a feeling of empathy, and the two hurriedly stepped forward to support the little fat man.
Brother Long covered his face and said helplessly to Zhang Dadao: "Real person! Don't make trouble at this time! Can't you stop it? We, ordinary people, really can't stand your torture! Little fat man, are you okay? Why don't you let Liuzi and the big boss take you to the hospital?"
"No~ No need, minor injuries can't get out of the line of fire~" The little fat man sat on the chair, his body was quite far away from Wu Datou, this guy didn't believe it, but he was actually frightened by Zhang Dadao's head-eating nonsense. As soon as he heard that Wu Datou and Liuzi were going to send him to the hospital, the whole person trembled.
Brother Long thought that he couldn't stand the pain, and asked again, and the little fat man swore again and again, almost saying that he had practiced iron crotch skills, which made Brother Long dispel his thoughts. Zhang Dadao got into trouble, and he honestly sat down and looked up and counted the leaves, avoiding the chubby and angry eyes.
Everyone stopped talking, and Brother Long said, "Last time we did a job, it was at the door of our house." We'll have to go somewhere else this time, so we'll have to be careful. That's what I thought, if I can find a place, I'll take the big head over and step on it first. If there is really a fight, there must be some legends and stories left, and then you will come separately, it is best for everyone to use different methods separately, so that it will be an afterthought, and it will not be targeted all at once. ”
Zheng Wen also nodded and said: "This method is good, although our death is a small fight, but now the protection is strong everywhere." We also visited a few antique markets before, and there were a lot of guys who were reported by the people. ”
The little fat man snorted, and covered his lower abdomen and said, "Yes, the people of Chaoyang know it all over the world." ”
Liuzi shook his head and said: "That's not the truth, we are rural people, we know what rural people think, and everything buried near our house is our own." If you want to go to someone's place to dig something, it's good to be called to the police, and it's possible to be killed!"
"So dangerous?" the little fat man was stunned when he heard this.
Zheng Wen said: "Don't worry, rest assured, generally speaking, it's not so coincidental, and there are not so many ancient tombs in people's fields." ”
Zhang Dadao only spoke at this time: "This method is good, but the poor road doesn't have an ID card!
Brother Long was stunned for a moment, then patted his head and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier! If you said it earlier, we'd go get it! Now you've run so far, otherwise you will ask someone to express it to you?"
Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you so unprofessional, if you are so poor, you don't dare to follow you! Do you know what we are doing? This is a crime, how can you use your own ID card? You must use a fake one, can't you be reluctant to invest this little bit? Won't you make a fake one?"
"Fake?" Brother Long was stunned for a moment, pondered, and Liuzi interjected and said with disdain: "It's still fake, do you understand? Now it's all online, and you can know if it's true or false when you check it!
"No!" Brother Long said: "It's a good idea, why didn't I think of it! If someone else just pays it back, it's not difficult for us to get it! Big head, your cousin is in charge of our village's household registration?"
Wu Datou was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly nodded: "Yes! If you look for my cousin, you will definitely be able to get the real thing, I didn't show up when I got my ID card! He took a photo and did it for me! However, there are so many of us, I have to ask him if it is inconvenient!"
Brother Long nodded and said, "Yes, tell him that we will spend money, 5000 each." ”
Zhang Dadao was overjoyed in his heart, and said secretly: [Yo, I know that this can see the aura of these guys, and it will definitely help me!
When the little fat man heard about this good thing, he hurriedly said: "I want it too! If you have two ID cards, can you marry two daughters-in-law?"
Brother Long was also happy when he heard this, and said: "It seems that Dao Chang's move is not heavy! Do you still have the time to think about this? This time, the money will come out of the kilometer, and the next time the thing is sold, it will be counted." But before the ugly words, I will fight for you, and you must also do your best, and everyone will work together to make this thing well. That's it! Big head, you contact your brother, and I'll go back in person! By the way, bring those things from my hometown, some things are difficult to buy when you go out. Hurry up, you'd better have a result when I get back!"
As soon as they heard this, Zhang Dadao and the others all nodded yes, originally Zhang Dadao was still thinking about having fun with Brother Long and them, and if they were bored, they would leave. Now I don't have this idea, no matter what, I have to wait until I get my ID card before leaving, and he will suffer from the boredom of this time. Brother Long gave the order, Wu Datou took his mobile phone and went to the corner to contact his cousin, and the little fat man turned around and continued to assemble his machine and start the live game.
Zheng Wen and Zhang Dadao were also attracted to the past, watching the little fat man blowing with a headset, and Liuzi and Brother Long sitting in the courtyard, talking about something in a whisper.
Zhang Dadao can't understand the little fat man's game, but although he hasn't played this kind of thing, it looks quite fancy, even if he can't understand Zhang Dadao, he still watches it with great interest. Zheng Wen looked at it for a while, felt that it was not interesting, and turned his head to check the information on the Internet with the little fat man's hand.
After a while, Wu Datou came in and said that the matter was settled, and his cousin could handle it, and asked everyone to go over and take pictures. Taking advantage of the little fat man's halftime break, the fat man used his own candid camera equipment to take a photo of everyone, and Brother Long said to Zhang Dadao and the little fat man: "You two household registrations fall in my and Liuzi's family, the Taoist chief happens to be my own family, and my surname is Zhang, even if it is my own nephew." You have to change the name, little fat man, you can discuss it with Liuzi yourself, and give me the name and birthday!"
The little fat man nodded and pulled Zheng Wen to find Liuzi, he was frightened by Zhang Dadao's theory of eating human flesh, and he didn't dare to find Liuzi himself. Zhang Dadao also pondered for a while, and said: "The name is Zhang Guangzhao, and the birthday is February 2, 1995." ”
Brother Long took out a pen and paper for Zhang Dadao to write down, looked at it for a while, and said, "This name is not bad?
Zhang Dadao didn't speak, and said secretly in his heart: [You took advantage of the poor road as a senior, and you still want to take a name for free?