The three of them are still painting the costumes of "Selling Abduction", and as soon as they came on the stage at this moment, they aroused the enthusiasm of fans!

"I'm Cao, did you really sell the car quietly?"

"Is there really a second part of abduction? I thought it was said casually!"

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"Hurry up, change Qin Xitai, the circle of friends is crazy, hurry up, the sequel is selling abduction!"

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"It's good to be in time, just at first......"

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On the stage, Nan Yunfei appeared first......

Nan Yunfei: I bought abduction last year, I lost my job, I ran away, I don't believe in this, others can make me suffer, I can't let others be fooled, I also sell abduction. Pay attention to those who come from the south to the north! Pay attention to your legs! See if there is anything wrong with you! Take two steps if you are not sick! When you get out of your illness, I will sell you abduction!

Bai Feng pulled Tang Long onto the field......

Bai Feng: Look, I've met an old acquaintance again......

Tang Long smiled: Big head and thick neck...... Yo, he's sold his abduction this year? Now, our bicycle wheelchair can be sold!

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Viewers who watched "Selling Cars" were directly and seamlessly, as if watching the second episode of TV, and in less than five minutes of performance, the laughter of every household had exploded.

At this moment, in the data monitoring center in the background of the State Administration of Television Media, a row of bigwigs are staring at the real-time monitoring data on the screen with their hands behind their backs.

"Hehe, last year, Qinxi Province suddenly sprung up, but it really opened my eyes......"

"Yes, I was also shocked, their previous ratings were at the bottom year after year, and I didn't expect to turn over and sing overnight......"

"Well, last year's ratings rose in a straight line, and in just five months, it ran to the top three, and at the last critical moment at the end of the year, it surpassed Handong Satellite TV and won the championship of comprehensive average ratings!"

"Hehe, now the heads of many stations are coming to me, some are envious and cooperative, and some can't eat grapes and say sour, alas, the ratings have gone up, and there are many of them!"

"It's the same on my side, many stations have asked me to help me say that I want to broadcast other people's programs for free......"

"Handong Satellite TV is a little out of line, directly plagiarizing other people's programs, and now there is a lot of public resentment, this time I heard that I went to dig the corner of other people's walls and ended up pitting myself?"

"It seems that there is such a thing, and when I attend the summary meeting next month, I will talk about these issues in a unified manner......

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A room full of people was chatting, and then I saw that the green line on the data platform suddenly changed!

"Yo, the ratings tracking results of the Lantern Festival Gala are out......"

"Well, it's three minutes now, it doesn't seem like there's much difference from last year......

"Handong is still far ahead, hehe, in the end, it is a big money......"

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A minute later......

All the faces in the room looked at the ratings curve of Qinxi Provincial TV Station......

"Wouldn't it be, the ratings suddenly increased so much?"

"It's so strange, it's from 58 to 224 all at once!"

"This result has surpassed Handong Satellite TV, which was the first in previous years!"

"Look, it's up again, it's already 285, and it's still increasing!"

"Oh my God, what is the first program in Qinxi Province? How can it have such a big appeal?"

"It seems to be "Selling Cars", I heard that it is a sequel to "Selling Abduction"!"

"Hehe, no wonder, the Spring Festival Gala has a very high number of votes,"

"Well, now it seems to be the king of sketches on the Internet, no wonder the sequel has such high popularity, but why is such a good show not poached by Handong Satellite TV......"

"Lao Liu, you don't know this, Bai Feng and Lao Wu of Qinxi Province have known each other for a long time, people are not short of money, and they can't dig up as much as they give in Handong!"

"Hehe, I didn't expect there to be such a story, hey, the ratings of Qinxi Province are 38, my little heart is ......"

"If it goes on like this, other TV stations will cough up blood, you see, the ratings of the last three TV stations have now fallen below freezing, and only 03 is left......"

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...... on stage

Nan Yunfei: I don't believe there is a problem with IQ......

Tang Long: Then let's compare IQ, I'll give you a few intelligence questions for the first grade of primary school, see if your brain is good?

Nanyun Fei was angry: Don't you look down on people? With my IQ, at least you have to be in the second grade of elementary school!

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The audience in front of the screen broke down with complete laughter......

"Haha, it's so funny, it's more funny than selling crutches......"

"Second grade IQ, brother, help me up, I can laugh for a while......"

"Hey, 120? Someone on our side is dying of laughter......"

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...... on stage

Tang Long: Excuse me, why doesn't your puppy give birth to fleas?

Nanyun Fei scratched his head: Because ...... Because the puppy is bathed!

Tang Long: Wrong, because dogs can only give birth to puppies, not fleas!

Nan Yunfei: Oh, it's a birth of a born, homonym, good, good, this question doesn't count, do it again!

Tang Long: Please listen to the question: a monkey riding on the tree, a monkey on the ground, and how many monkeys are added together?

Nan Yunfei: Eight!

Tang Long: Wrong! There is one on the ground and one on the tree, so it's two......

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"Hahaha...... Nan Yunfei's bewildered expression was too funny......"

"This time I completely turned my idol into a comic, but why am I so happy......"

"I feel like my IQ has been hit by 10,000 points, and I even answered it wrong......"

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...... on stage

Tang Long: Excuse me! During the Chinese New Year, there are two pigs and a donkey at home, should I kill the pig first or kill the donkey first?

Nan Yunfei: Kill the donkey first, I like to eat donkey meat and burn it!

Tang Long smiled: Congratulations, the pig thinks so too!

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"Poof, I can't stand it, this sketch is poisonous......"

"Just now I was thinking about killing the donkey first......

"What if you kill the pigs first?"

"Congratulations, donkey thinks so too, hahaha, there is no solution to this problem!"

"Look, Nan Yunfei is stunned again, hurry up and take a screenshot, and it will be made into an emoji later!"

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After the end of this program, the real-time data testing center of the main TV station, a room full of people was stupid......

"MD, my heart can't stand it, this data ......"

"9237......! How can people believe this? It has already broken the record of the highest peak of the Spring Festival Gala!"

"It's good that it finally fell, otherwise I'd be scared to death......"

"It seems that the first show is over, hehe, Qinxi Province is making money by blood this time, this data lasted for twenty-five minutes, and the other stations are completely stand-alone......"

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At this moment, a group of young people gathered in front of the TV began to chat while wiping tears from laughter.

"Hehe, it's so funny, I haven't seen such a funny sketch for many years......"

"Yes, the current sketch TM is all rotten, either forcibly embarrassing or forcibly tear-jerking, or singing praises to this and that, all of them vomited, can you play a coke seriously?"

"Give a thumbs up, buddy, it's all over, let's hurry up and change to Handong Satellite TV, I heard that Handong Satellite TV has invited a lot of stars this year!"

"Uh-huh, the one I like...... Hey, who's the second show here in Qinxi Province? Chen Hehe? Why did he come to sing?"

"No, I'll see...... Damn, it's really him, this is a first-line celebrity, Qinxi Province is too good......"

"Don't change the channel yet, I like Chen Hehe the most, I'll change the ...... after reading it"

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"I'll go, the third show Fan Bingbing, this is a diva, Qinxi Province has been beaten this year, and it is all first-line celebrities......"

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"Damn, Yangyang is here too!"

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"Huang Leilei Dana is also here......"

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"Brother Huang Bo is also here, it's the first time he's on this kind of show, it's too good, Qinxi Province......"

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