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Chen Nan scratched his head, and soon understood that it must have been Chu Wenrou who secretly took Hua Xiaoyan's mobile phone and called after finding his number. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Your uncle, can you scold Grandpa Chen casually?"

As soon as he heard Chen Nan's words, Chu Gentle burst into a rage, screaming like a pig: "Dead liar, coward, bastard, you still dare to scold the old lady, there is a kind of you don't hide, see how the old lady cleans you up!"

"Just you, crazy woman, you can't even beat my Mimi, and you still want to clean me up? Chen Nan sneered.

"Ahhh......hh

Chu Wen was so angry that he shouted a few times, and roared: "You bastard surnamed Chen, you dare to say that the old lady is not as good as Jiang Xiaomi!"

Chen Nan said disdainfully: "You are not as good as her." Looks inferior to her, figure inferior to her, IQ inferior to her, it's just useless. ”

"She has a fart figure, don't you see her two xiaolongbao, it's a b cover, b do you understand!" Chu roared hoarsely, Chen Nan seemed to be able to imagine her going berserk.

"And yours? Yours seems to be a, smaller than her. ”

"You fart, fart, the old lady is obviously c, much more than her!"

"Can you die if you don't brag?" Chen Nan's tone was full of disdain, and said: "Just your two Wangzi small steamed buns, can they be compared to my Mimi's? ”

Stunted!

Hearing these four words, the fire in Chu Wenrou's heart was unprecedentedly strong.

She and Jiang Xiaomi have fought since childhood, I don't know how many fights they have fought, the two can be said to be mortal enemies, and what makes her inferiority the most is her height, Jiang Xiaomi is one year younger than her, but her height is ten centimeters taller than her.

In fact, Chu Wenrou's height of one meter, five or six meters is considered the normal height of many women in China.

It's just that when compared with the height of a female man like Jiang Xiaomi, she immediately couldn't calm down, especially when she heard Chen Nan say the words stunted, Chu Wenrou was even more angry.

"The surname is Chen, the old lady will never die with you!"

Chen Nan said indifferently: "Whatever you want, I won't die if you die anyway." ”

"You are a scourge that will not die for a thousand years!" Chu gently roared: "If you are still a man, don't hide, get out of the old lady, the old lady will definitely torture you to death!"

Chen Nan sneered: "Am I a man or not very simple, let's go to the hotel to open a room, and I will immediately let you understand what it means to be a gentleman." ”

"Stinky shameless, you die!"

Chu scolded gently, and said angrily: "You don't talk nonsense, do you dare to get out?"

"Uncle, I never knew what it meant to get out, but what, your uncle is idle now, it's okay to play with you, let's talk about a location, grandpa, I'll come over later." Chen Nan was an uncle for a while, and then he called himself a grandfather, and he didn't feel blushing at all.

Chu gently gritted his teeth and creaked: "At the entrance of Yongan Department Store, the old lady is waiting for you there, if you dare to release the old lady's pigeon, I will definitely fight with you!"

"You tease, wait for Lao Tzu!"

Chen Nan hung up the phone, stood up and walked out of the room.

"Chen Xiaonan, where are you going?" Seeing Chen Nan come out, Concubine Dongfang Yun asked curiously.

"No comment. ”

Chen Nan shrugged, turned around and walked out of the hall.

Concubine Dongfang Yun snorted, stomped her feet a few times, but had no way, and complained to Su Yixuan: "Eldest sister, this guy is the bodyguard you hired, but he goes out to pick up girls at night, why don't you care?"

Su Yixuan smiled: "How do you know that he is going to pick up girls?"

"Guess, this pervert, what else can he do when he goes out at night to pick up girls. Dongfang Concubine Yun said.

Su Yixuan smiled helplessly and said, "I see you like this, why do you seem to be jealous?"

"How...... How is that possible!"

Concubine Dongfang Yun couldn't help stammering because of her weak heart, and hurriedly pointed to the TV and said, "Look, look, the news broadcast has started." ”

“……”

Su Yixuan was speechless, wasn't she really hiding it?

Let's say that after Chen Nan went out, he drove to the gate of the field that Chu Wenrou said.

When drag racing became a habit, red lights and driver's license deductions were all floating clouds, and now there were quite a lot of cars on the road, but Chen Nan took less than five minutes to come to the place agreed by Chu Wenwen.

glanced around, but didn't see Chu Wenrou's figure.

"This is too slow. Chen Nan muttered, picked up his mobile phone and dialed Hua Xiaoyan's number.

However, it was not Chu Wenrou who answered the phone this time, but Hua Xiaoyan herself, and the demon giggled and said, "Chen Nan, why did you suddenly remember to call me, why are you doing?"

"What about Chu Wenrou?" asked Chen Nan.

Hua Xiaoyan was stunned: "I just went out, she hates you to death now, what are you looking for her?"

"She just called me on your phone and agreed to fight me in a duel, but I didn't see her when I got here, so I asked. Chen Nan said.

"This minx!"

Hua Xiaoyan sighed helplessly and said, "She has that stinky temper, don't worry about her." ”

"I'll teach her a lesson at most, don't worry, I won't make her belly bigger. Chen Nan said with a laugh.

"It's not serious. Hua Xiaoyan smiled: "I forgive you for not having the guts, if you make her belly bigger, Mimi won't kill you!"

Chen Nan smiled and said, "My Mimi can ask questions, believe it or not, even if I make your belly bigger, Mimi won't blame me." ”

"you, Flim Flam. ”

Chen Nan was also bored, and teased: "You haven't kissed me, how do you know that my mouth is oily and my tongue is slippery?"

"Your sister ......"

Hua Xiaoyan couldn't help but curse.

If the ancients who created this idiom knew that this word was misinterpreted by Chen Nan like this, I am afraid that they would be so angry that they would jump out of the coffin to find Chen Nan to play for their lives.

Chen Nan said: "You are also a star, a public figure, and you should use mainly civilized language." ”

"Goodbye, friends. ”

Hua Xiaoyan was speechless, when she met Chen Nan, the best, even the great sage Confucius couldn't help but curse.

Chen Nan was about to continue flirting, but at this moment, a voice suddenly came from the side: "Shameless thing, you are actually molesting my cousin!"

Chu Wenrou's voice was not small, even Hua Xiaoyan on the other side of the phone heard it, and laughed: "Chen Nan, she is here, if you dare to make her belly bigger, then I really admire you." ”

"I'm grassing your sister......"

"Grass, my sister is right in front of you, as long as you have the guts. Hua Xiaoyan laughed and hung up the phone.

Chen Nan glanced at Chu Gentle, and said seriously: "Your cousin, she said, let me make your belly bigger......"