Chapter 327: Crime Expert

To be honest, if purely from the perspective of fun, it is better to have a sports dog than to have this kind of untrained pet dog.

The reason is that sports dogs must be well-trained, so there is a lot less fun to fight wits and courage with dogs.

For example, now, a large number of sports dog owners are so amused by the story of Limena's potatoes.

Of course, Limeena herself is often angry and crying.

But now when she talks about it, she is very proud.

That's the joy of raising demons.

For example, her family's golden retriever and pastoral dog can't give her so much material to make everyone laugh.

This is why huskies can dismantle their homes so much, and there are still so many people who like to raise them.

Modern life really lacks some fun.

Fun to be tossed!

Remena continues to tell the story of potatoes.

"Let's talk about its ability to get into trouble. ”

"Didn't my parents like animals, they raised more than 100 precious breeds of chickens and geese in the mountains, so that not only did life have a lot of fun, but they also had enough eggs to eat every day, and when they were too much, they could pick up fifty or sixty eggs a day. ”

"When the potatoes didn't go, my dogs were fine, and the chickens and geese were fine, and when necessary, they could look at the house, prevent thieves and so on. ”

"But the potatoes went to my mother's house for a good time, and not long after they were sent to my mother's house for the second time, they learned to make holes. ”

"This guy soon began to use his excellent burrowing skills, digging a hole outside the pen where the chickens and geese were kept, and then taking my golden retriever and earth dog into it. ”

"It's not a shepherd dog, it likes to chase moving objects, and when it sees the chickens and geese running around, it starts to chase them. ”

"It is definitely the best match for the earth dog, and as soon as it catches up, the earth dog thinks it is the prey, so he immediately joins the chasing team. Although the border herd likes to drive, it does not bite, and the earth dog is different, it bites one to death when it catches one. ”

It didn't take long for Hum Ha Er to catch up one by one, and he cleaned up a lot at once. ”

"My parents looked at the pile of dead chickens and geese and wanted to cry without tears, but at that time, they only saw blood at the corner of the dog's mouth, so they didn't consider the reason for the potatoes, so they taught the dog a lesson. ”

And so the potato escaped punishment. ”

"Seriously, it's addictive, and so are dogs. ”

"After tasting the sweetness, the potato led the team again, and soon, even my golden retriever was crooked, and he began to join the team of biting chickens and geese. ”

"So, during that time, my mother used to bring me smoked chicken and goose, and I couldn't eat enough, but there were fewer and fewer eggs. ”

"Later, because there were too many chickens and geese that were bitten to death, my dad was ready to catch them, only to find out that the culprit turned out to be potatoes!"

"If it weren't for the potatoes digging holes, the dogs wouldn't have been able to get into the fence at all, and if it hadn't been for the help of the dogs and the golden retrievers, the earth dogs and the golden retrievers would not have been able to get their hands on them so easily, and those fierce geese alone would have been enough for them to eat a pot. ”

"This guy has made full use of his smart IQ to lead the team to eliminate my chickens and geese in a strategic and planned way. ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh again.

It's a bit too strong.

A frontier herd, with a golden retriever and a native dog, went to do evil, but he took on the duties of a commander and a military advisor, and escaped punishment again and again......

This IQ is a little too high!

Even the rice grains happily interjected: "I feel sorry for the golden retriever and the earth dog for three seconds each." ”

The crowd burst into laughter again.

But Li Meina herself did not laugh and continued to speak.

"Potato also has a super ability, which is escape rooms. ”

"After it was found to be leading the team, my parents started to lock it up. ”

"But no matter how it is closed, as long as my parents go out and come back, they will find that this guy will definitely run from the house where it is closed to the yard, no matter how they study, I don't know how this guy ran out. ”

"Fortunately, after this guy was cleaned up, he stopped leading the team to bite chickens and geese, so my parents relaxed their vigilance. ”

"After a while, the neighbor's female dog in the mountains was in heat, and the girl was like crazy, digging a tunnel in the middle of the night and going out, and running back again. ”

"At first, my parents wondered how it had made itself dirty, until the neighbor called to complain that he knew it was doing evil again. ”

"It can be said that the bitch has been in heat for about ten days, and it has become my parents' nightmare, this girl, at most, can run out seven or eight times a morning, no matter how my parents turn it off, it always has a way. ”

"After my dad plugged the hole he had dug, he said that he couldn't get out, but after a while, he couldn't find his shadow again, and then he went to the female dog, and he could find it with an obscene face. ”

"In those days, my parents didn't have to do anything, just looking for the dog could be enough to toss. ”

"My dad tried to tie it, but he bit off the cowhide rope, and by changing the chain, he was able to wrap himself around and die so fast that my parents had to compromise. ”

……

Everyone laughed again.

They found that what everyone heard about this meal was definitely much more interesting than what they ate.

Limeena was even more smug and continued to speak.

"Do you think this girl lacks sex, companions, and couples? My dog is a female, and she has been riding it since she was six months old, and she has been riding it ever since. ”

"Since then, my parents have left it alone, and it has completely degenerated into a wild dog that runs wild between heaven and earth, sometimes wild for days when it goes out. ”

"Again, it was missing for three days, and my dad was so anxious that he called me to tell me about it. I said, "If you lose it, you can lose it, and the person who gets it will treat it well." ”

"But my dad is reluctant, this girl, although she has done evil many times, but with her excellent observation of words and emotions and her ability to pretend to be pitiful, she has successfully won my dad's heart. ”

"I had no choice but to go back to look for the dog, but at about nine o'clock that night, a neighbor who was a little far away called, saying that my local dog ran to his house to play with his male dog, and he couldn't get rid of it. ”

"I thought at the time, I'm a mother, what kind of trouble is it going to make?

"Really, I've never seen such a cheap dog. ”

……

In the midst of everyone's laughter, Li Meina finally ended the story of potatoes and showed a helpless face.

As for whether it's really helpless, it's hard to say.

Anyway, everyone laughed very unkindly, again and again.

The reason why Li Meina took the initiative to invite everyone to dinner, and why she went to great lengths to tell the story of potatoes, was of course not without a purpose.

She looked at Li Bo and asked, "Brother Bo, all of you here are experts, can my potatoes still be saved?"