Chapter 177: The Old Red Army and the Old Professor Consecrated (2/10)
"Well, does this have this kind of knife that can really deal with ghosts? My eldest aunt's and second aunt's kitchen knife seems to have been used for many years, by the way, and my grandmother's one, that one seems to have been used for twenty years!"
Seeing Cao Ziling like this, it seems that he would immediately go to the seven aunts and eight aunts to get all the old kitchen knives in their homes, Zhang Dadao saw it, according to this movement, it is estimated that there is no need to count on lunch, and hurriedly said: "No need, no need! Just a family kitchen knife like you, at most, it is to scare the ghosts." It doesn't really play a big role, if you want to cut off the roots, you have to be poor!"
"Really?" Cao Ziling showed a hint of doubt, after all, this guy had been deceived many times, and immediately wondered if Zhang Dadao had deliberately said this for money.
Zhang Dadao pursed his lips, instantly saw through Cao Ziling's careful thoughts, and got up directly and said: "If you don't believe me, I'll leave, you can find a kitchen knife and try it yourself." I'm going to say ugly things ahead, when the time comes, you will be possessed by a demon and chop yourself with these kitchen knives, don't blame me. ”
"I believe it, I believe it, can't I believe it!" Seeing that Zhang Dadao took out the threat of leaving again, Cao Ziling had no other way but to chop the meat fiercely, and he didn't care if the divine knife in his hand would be damaged.
After eating the food cooked by Cao Ziling, Zhang Dadao nodded slightly with satisfaction and said, "Okay, we have to prepare." The most important thing now is to determine whether that terrible ghost will come tonight, if not, you have to wait for him to come, and you will have to pay for lost work. I feel sorry for you. ”
"What?" Cao Ziling was dumbfounded and muttered, "Also, there is also a lost time pay?
"You haven't read the contract?" Zhang Dadao looked puzzled, completely ignoring the fact that there was no contract at all. asked this, and didn't wait for Cao Ziling to finish the sentence "It's not that there is no contract...... he said, and waved his hand: "Don't care about these details." The point is still on whether the ghost will come. ”
As soon as he said this, Cao Ziling also reacted, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I wake up every day, and I press the bed." This should come today, right?"
"What do you mean? I can't say for sure, maybe it's a female ghost, it's inconvenient to come to the eldest aunt today?" Zhang Dadao touched Xiao Zhuanfeng's head, and what he said was not human.
Cao Ziling had the heart to ask how this ghost came to the eldest aunt? He could only say: "Then the little Heavenly Master, you can't do the math? Didn't you always say that you could pinch and calculate in the Seventh Courtyard before?"
"Huh?" Zhang Dadao touched his sideburns, nodded and said, "That's right, this is a simple person, and the divination is done." I'm a ghost, and I'm going to watch the sky at night. Able to know the two worlds of yin and yang. ”
"Then you watch!" Cao Ziling immediately urged.
"You're stupid!" Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said with disdain: "It's said that it's to watch the sky at night, watch at night, watch at night, but you can't watch it at night?"
Cao Ziling almost fainted when he heard this, okay! A master who can watch the sky at night, if there are any stars at night, he has to check the weather forecast? Besides, this is whether there are ghosts coming at night. You come to the sky at night and you'll know when the time comes. Also watch the celestial phenomena of a fart. Cao Ziling was depressed, and Zhang Dadao suddenly said, "Eh, how much is your wife's password?"
Cao Ziling almost didn't come up in one breath, "Ahem, cough, cough!" was squeezed by Zhang Dadao and coughed several times, his face flushed, and then he eased up and said: "Little Heavenly Master, is there a person like you? You master asks people everywhere for their wife passwords, it doesn't sound like you have a Tao! Don't come to this mess, you will definitely be able to come at night." You just say what to do, how do you want me to cooperate, or is there something you want me to do?"
Cao Ziling can also be regarded as a person who has seen various ghost catching rituals. Knowing that most of these masters catch ghosts, this bitter master has to exert his strength. Although he didn't doubt Zhang Dadao's ability, he also knew that he didn't flow, so he naturally wanted to ask in advance to be prepared. Zhang Dadao listened and nodded. I opened my schoolbag and flipped through it, took out a red book, and said happily: "Come, take this, this will protect you!
"What is it?" Cao Ziling was a little curious, and took the small notebook that looked at some thoughts. When I opened it and looked at it for the first time, I was stupid, and I looked up and said with a depressed face: "What kind of thing is this? 'The sea sails by the helmsman', isn't this a red treasure book? This thing can drive away evil spirits?"
"Hey, don't you understand, do you? Do you know what it means to sweep out all the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods? This is what the old Red Army has opened!" Zhang Dadao looked serious.
Cao Ziling's face twitched, most people have only heard the old monk open the light, the old Taoist priest opened the light, he is also well-informed and has heard the old lama open light, the old shaman open the light and the old priest open the light. But this old Red Army opened the light, and if he said it, he would be killed.
Zhang Dadao didn't see that his face was wrong, he still lowered his head to find it, and took out another piece of something and threw it to Cao Ziling, and said in his mouth: "Take this and hang it on the door of your toilet!
"What is this? Don't be the enlightened light of the old Chinese medicine doctor, right?" With the experience of the Red Book, Cao Ziling has to ask a clear understanding.
Zhang Dadao took out the first point of the word, as soon as he heard Cao Ziling's words, Zhang Dadao knew that he was suspicious, so he smiled and said: "This is an antique, do you know Fudan?" This is the earliest one that you got from the font number, you can take it well! You can't afford to pay for it, this is a magic weapon that contains the glory of the sun and the moon and the scholarly temperament! The old professor opened it!"
Cao Ziling was completely speechless, just the two things that Zhang Dadao gave, one was opened by the old Red Army, and the other was opened by the old professor, how could it be so unreliable! It was a matter of his life, and Cao Ziling didn't care that Zhang Dadao would get angry, and wondered: "Is this okay? Why do I think it's unreliable?"
"Unreliable? Do you know or do I understand?" Zhang Dadao really lowered his face, "Do you know how powerful these two treasures are? The old Red Army has a murderous and righteous spirit, and the enlightened divine book specializes in bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods." The old professor has a prominent literary position, and Wenchang has been a great auspicious star since ancient times. It's best to learn this word to suppress evil and bad luck. Do you know that many schools are built on the cemetery for Mao? It is the students' literary spirit that can suppress the bad luck! I don't understand anything, and honestly take the poor road and break the triangle of your pair, so as not to make trouble for the poor road at night!"
Zhang Dadao said as he pushed away Cao Ziling, who was holding two magic weapons and threw them away, and walked directly towards his bedroom. Cao Ziling gritted his teeth, and hurriedly followed the two magic weapons in Zhang Dadao's hand, but he didn't dare to put them down, and carefully held them in his hands. (To be continued.) )