Chapter 543: Did I Touch Myself?
This kind of opportunity, Fang Xuewen is willing to ask for it, and he hurriedly struggled:
"Manager Ye, my luck stinks so badly in recent years, and I will lose every time I gamble, so it's better for you to go. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Then what's the matter, if I don't touch it, then my two legs won't be wasted, you go." ”
“……”
Nima, since you know that if you don't touch your legs, you're embarrassed to let me go? Aren't my legs legs?
When Fang Xuewen's chest was galloping, and he was still stubbornly struggling, Zhou Bang slapped the table impatiently:
"Where is there so much nonsense, when we play with you, hurry up and touch Lao Tzu, touch one particle per person, and then he will grind, first waste a leg. ”
After speaking, he pointed at Fang Xuewen: "You come first." ”
Obviously, Zhou Bang was still thinking about Fang Xuewen hiding from his slap just now.
The corners of Fang Xuewen's mouth twitched, and he wanted to use all his strength to slap Zhou Bang's ass again, but Sun Yi, who was standing next to him, seemed to be waiting impatiently, and slapped him over.
Fang Xuewen's old trick was repeated, his waist was bent, his neck shrank, and he dodged the other party's slap, and he was really slippery like a loach.
Seeing that Sun Yi was about to make a move, he hurriedly shouted: "Big brother, don't get excited, I'll touch it now, touch it immediately." ”
"Hurry up. ”
"Good. ”
Fang Xuewen didn't dare to procrastinate, walked to the mahjong table, struggled to find a mahjong child, and looked at it cautiously.
Damn, 30,000.
Finished!
Fang Xuewen screamed in his heart, and the scene of one of his broken legs appeared in his mind, and even the scene of limping and walking in the future......
"Turn it over and show us, we should have won the lottery. The venomous Kong Da Shao said with a sneer.
Fang Xuewen trembled and turned the mahjong over.
"Hahaha, 30,000, only half of it, it's a pity. ”
"Don't let him touch it again, don't let him touch it again~"
"Sun Yi, take care of him, this rabbit cub is slippery like a loach, don't let him run. ”
"Don't worry, Brother Bang, keep an eye on it. ”
“……”
Zhou Bang laughed strangely, enjoying the pleasure of playing with the two.
And Fang Xuewen's flesh was numb, and when he was about to run away desperately, Sun Yi had already sealed the angle.
"It's your turn, you don't have to do the ideological work. Kong Dashao looked at Ye Fan playfully.
"Roar!"
Ye Fan suddenly let out a strange roar, which frightened Kong Dashao's body.
Nima, I saw Ye Fan stretching his waist and legs, and he was doing warm-up exercises......
Several people were dumbfounded, and they couldn't help but wonder if this guy didn't have a problem with his head.
Ye Fan made a set of movements, refreshed, rubbed his hands, and asked the other party with great confidence:
"Don't worry, you can definitely touch it, I have learned gambling skills from masters, and I am accurate when I touch it. ”
Fang Xuewen's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "Really?"
"You're in your forties, you believe this kind of thing, I just watched you sweat and comfort you. ”
“……”
Your uncle's!
Fang Xuewen's eyes were black, and he almost fainted.
Ye Fan didn't pay attention to him anymore, walked to the table, shot like electricity, and decisively grabbed the mahjong seed.
Immediately, Wo Hand secretly took a look, and immediately smiled.
Looking at his face, Zhou Bang and the others, who were staring at him, couldn't help but be stunned: Did he really let this guy touch it, did he really learn gambling skills from the masters?
I was staring at him just now, but I didn't see him ghost!?
Needless to say, Fang Xuewen's heart was beating suddenly, and his mind was full of sixty thousand and ninety thousand......
Suddenly, Ye Fan slapped his right hand on the tabletop and shouted, "Touch yourself!"
A few people glanced at each other, and there was silence.
Fang Xuewen stared at the mahjong with puffed eyes, and his face danced like a twisted Yangge.
Zhou Bang and the four of them suddenly laughed, not knowing how happy they were.
Just because, the mahjong that Ye Fan spread out was obviously three lumps, and there were 108,000 miles apart from 60,000 or 90,000, and he actually shouted to touch himself.
"Kong Dashao, did you say that this guy broke his head when he was a child, it's too funny. ”
"It's possible, just now that he was in the frame, I thought he really touched himself, but he threw out a three-piece of, which made my stomach hurt with laughter. ”
Although Kong Dashao didn't laugh until his stomach hurt, he really almost laughed.
Only Fang Xuewen was galloping in his heart, and he really didn't want to say half a word, and even thought: Hurry up and beat yourself up, I'll go back and resign as soon as possible, and in the future, I won't have any intersection with this bastard.
Especially when Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Ye Fan following Zhou Bang and a few people laughing, the mud horse in Fang Xuewen's heart was like a rolling river, and another 10,000 came running.
Zhou Bang finally stopped laughing, exhaled, and said:
"Okay, both of them wasted the opportunity, then don't blame me for being unkind, if you want to complain, you can complain about Hanwen, he didn't eat toasts back then, and now it's your turn to carry the black pot, Wang Bing, Sun Yi, do it, give them a long memory, and throw it out after the fight." ”
"Understand, it will make them remember. ”
Wang Bing, who was standing beside Ye Fan, rubbed his fists and wanted to make a move.
"Wait. Ye Fan shouted, "Do you want to do it?"
"Silly pen, next time I'll go out after taking medicine. ”
Wang Bing sneered, and decisively punched Ye Fan's door.
It's just that before the fist hit Ye Fan, Ye Fan's fist had already hit him on the cheek.
"Bang!"
Wang Bing's body was crooked and he fell to the ground sideways.
Sun Yi on the other side also started with Fang Xuewen, but Fang Xuewen had already taken aim at it, bent his waist, and slipped under the mahjong table......
Just to make room for Ye Fan, a high whip leg was slapped in Sun Yi's face.
Sun Yi and Wang Bing ended up together and fell to the ground decisively.
It was a blink of an eye, and the two of them were overturned.
As a result, Kong Dashao and Zhou Bang's eyes were about to burst out, and they didn't expect it......
Ye Fan smiled evilly, bent down, locked the back of Sun Yi's neck, and picked it up.
The other hand then locked the back of Wang Bing's neck and lifted it.
Then, he pressed the throats of the two of them on the edge of the mahjong table, pressed them in front of the three pieces, and said with an evil smile:
"Two, are you dazzled, take a good look, am I touching myself?"
Wang Bing and Sun Yi's faces were flushed, because their throats were stuck on the edge of the table, their entire throats were stuck in, and their breathing was almost stuck, as if they were going to die in the next second.
The two of them tried their best to stand up, but Ye Fan's hands were like heavy mountains, and the two of them couldn't move.
"Put... Open... Me!"
"What, be louder, tell me if I touched myself?"
Ye Fan kept not letting go, and the strength in his hand increased by a point.
The two of them, who were already uncomfortable, felt like knives cutting their throats......
"It's... It's self-drawing. Wang Bing couldn't bear it anymore, and said with all his might.
Ye Fan shook his hand, threw him aside, and asked Sun Yi, "What about you?"
Wang Bing has confessed, how can Sun Yi still die, and hurriedly said: "It's since... Touched. ”
"That's pretty much it. ”
Ye Fan threw him aside, and the next second leaned over and stared at Kong Dashao: "Sun Dashao, tell me, did I touch myself?"
(To be continued.) )