The audience below clapped their hands and applauded, and Bai Feng and Tang Long appeared in black robes with silver patterns, smiling.

Smiling slightly, Bai Feng looked at the expressions of some of the audience, she knew that maybe everyone didn't think she could say cross talk, and said okay, then in the first show today, the old lady will first briefly show what new commercial cross talk is, and show the new form of cross talk that has been polished to the point and interpreted to the extreme in her world.

Rolling up his sleeves, Bai Feng smiled and said, "Student Bai Feng, hello to all audience friends!"

Tang Long instantly smiled and continued: "I also say hello to the audience and friends." ”

Bai Feng: "Today, the two of us will talk about cross talk to everyone. ”

Tang Long smiled, "That's right. ”

When the people at the bottom heard it, they were all a little speechless, nine out of ten cross talks are this kind of bloody opening words, this is too uninspiring, right?

The opening remarks were nothing new, too bland, and some people immediately remembered to coax.

However, as soon as this thought came to mind, Bai Feng's first burden on the stage unexpectedly popped out!

Bai Feng respectfully pointed at Tang Long beside him.

"First of all, I would like to introduce this to my partner, Mr. Lo......cust!

There was a pop at the scene, and many audience members laughed!

Tang Long snorted.

"Hey, hey, hey, you'll wait, what's my name? Locust, when did I become the four pests?!"

The audience was amused this time and laughed out loud!

Bai Feng uh, "That should be?"

Tang Long pretended to be angry and said, "Okay, you don't even know what my name is?"

A few more laughs could be heard from below.

Bai Feng laughed and said, "Just kidding, it's not a locust, this one, it's a Tang worm......"

Tang Long was anxious: "Wait a minute, what is my name? From locust to Tang worm? Dare to love me or just a worm?"

One name, two burdens, the audience below is directly happy!

Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai, who were looking at the big screen in the background, looked at each other solemnly, and they could see a trace of surprise in each other's eyes.

"Senior brother, this ...... What else can you say about cross talk?"

"I don't know...... Master hasn't taught me like this, but it seems to be very effective, our cross talk is about baggage, but I haven't seen anyone shake the burden when they introduce themselves......"

"I haven't seen it either, and it's a serial baggage, and a name can make the audience laugh twice......"

"It seems that we didn't come out for nothing this time, and it's not bad to learn something......

……

On the stage, Bai Feng smiled and continued to introduce to the audience.

"Hehe, you may not know yet, right? This one, his real name is Tang Long!

Tang Long: Alas, that's right, my name is Tang Long, not a bug......

Bai Fengxiao: Teacher Tang Long, it used to be amazing, the standard rich and handsome, that is definitely the type that money can't be spent. But now, life can't be lived......"

Tang Long: Yo, why can't I live?

Bai Feng pouted: Summarize the changes in Mr. Tang Long's wealth in one sentence.

Tang Long: Yo, that sentence?

Bai Feng: That is, the year before last, he ate whatever the dog ate! Last year, he ate whatever the dog ate! This year, he ate the dog......

The audience burst into laughter, and even the loud actors who were ready to appear backstage grinned.

Tang Longanxious: Is eating a dog like a talk?, but it's true that it's not as good as it used to be......

Bai Fengxiao: Teacher Tang Long and I have known each other for a long time, as the saying goes, there are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and it is rare to have a chicken in life......

Tang Long leaned over: Okay, I have changed from a locust to a worm, and now I have become a chicken again, please ask, when can I evolve into a human.

The audience laughed directly, and even the waiting actors who were watching the large-screen projection backstage laughed.

Wu Jianbin was originally quite serious, but he didn't hold back his poofs at the moment, and laughed directly.

Chen Han's tears of laughter flowed out.

"Haha, Mom, I can't do it, I can't imagine that Mr. Bai and Mr. Tang are too funny, I can't imagine that the two bosses usually talk like this......"

Wu Jianbin next to him echoed with a smile.

"I can't think of it, I'm still worried that Mr. Tang has stage fright, I can't think of being more open than Mr. Bai, look at this expression......"

"Cut, Mr. Tang is also a top student in the director department of Beijing Film Co., Ltd., we can still have stage fright in this small field......"

Bai Feng then said above.

Bai Feng: When it comes to the name Tang Long, everyone may not know it, and many people have never heard him say cross talk.

Tang Long: Hey, I'm a newcomer.

Bai Feng: But there is one thing that Mr. Tang Long has done, and everyone must have heard of it.

Tang Long was surprised: Oh? I have done such a famous thing? What is it?

Bai Feng smiled: Eat dogs!

The audience burst into laughter......

Bai Feng: Although Mr. Tang Long is not very famous, he is a very good person, especially for us friends, who have a good temper and attitude.

Tang Long: You're welcome.

Bai Feng: Once, a friend of ours teased him, probably to provoke him, and Mr. Tang Long is not used to losing his temper in public.

Tang Long: Well, I'm a good-tempered person.

Bai Feng: So he secretly posted a WeChat message in the WeChat circle of friends, wanting to hint that the other party was converging and converging.

Tang Long: Oh, what did I post?

Bai Feng: Teacher Tang Long sent a message, 'I don't say it, I want to save some face for you!'

Tang Long: Well, this is also a side warning to the other party. The other party should know when they see it......

Bai Feng said with a smile: I don't know if the other party knows or not, but Mr. Tang Long's daughter-in-law does, and immediately replied to him with a text message, only five words!

Tang Long: What are the five words?

Bai Feng smiled: I'm sorry for you!

As soon as this burden was shaken out, the audience laughed......

"Hahaha......"

"It's so funny, it's too connotative......"

"I didn't expect Dabai to drive ...... too"

"Old driver!"

"I feel sorry for Mr. Tang for a second!"

……

On the stage, Bai Feng continued.

Bai Feng: If you want to talk about Teacher Tang, it can be regarded as a professional background, and he used to be at the gate of Beiying, which can also be regarded as a powerful storm, calling for wind and rain......

Tang Long waved his hand: Hey, what is the door, what am I doing at the door?

Bai Feng: So where are you?

Tang Long: I'm inside, I'm studying in Beiying!

Bai Feng suddenly: Yes, yes, yes, in the North Shadow...... You just said what are you doing in there?

Tang Long: Nonsense, go to school!

Bai Feng: Oh, Mr. Tang used to go to school, that's amazing, he is a genius in the acting department, and he has played any role.

Tang Long: You're welcome, it's just that you play a lot!

Bai Feng: The hottest drama I played at the beginning! It's called "The Man and the Dog"!

Tang Long: Oh, you're welcome.

Bai Fengxiao: Do you know what Mr. Tang Long played?

Tang Long: What am I playing?

Bai Feng: Man!

Tang Long: Hey, isn't this nonsense? I can't play a man, but I can still play a dog! I'm asking you what the people I play do in the play?

Bai Feng: Oh, you ask this?

Tang Longyu: Yes, let me ask you what I do in the play?

Bai Feng smiled indifferently: Eat dogs!

Tang Long: Hey, what happened to me and the dog?

Bai Feng smiled mysteriously: Eh, this is what you said, I didn't say it!

The audience immediately burst into laughter......

There is a string of 6666 barrages on the screen......

"Dabai is really dirty, I'm driving again!"

"Come on, Mr. Tang, don't get angry, you will be killed by Da Bai if you get angry!"

"It's so funny, I can't imagine that Mr. Bai's cross talk is so good!"

"Blowing up those ...... that reported the name of the dish and so on"

"It's much better than traditional cross talk, if it's such a cross talk, I'm willing to listen to it if I sell tickets......"

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