Chapter Forty-Five: It's a Man, Stand Up and Masturbate!
"Four golden flowers compete for husbands, and the strongest newborn peach blossoms in history are prosperous to grandma's house!
Damn, don't say much else, pictured above, Nima, I saw a scene that made my eyeballs fall off, Liu Dan, Yang Ling, He Wei, Jiang Miaoke Four golden flowers, actually surrounded Lin Chen in the back playground, this Nima is the rhythm of four golden flowers fighting for a husband!"
The BBS forum, which has been silent for a few days, shocked the entire Jingyun University with a post with an ID named 'Red Rose to be married'!
Fifteen photos, and there are scenes of the four women breaking down and crying, and in the end, Lin Chen turned around and left in a dashing manner, waving his hand, without taking away a single cloud, which made many people go crazy directly.
"Damn, what are you kidding? Your uncle, this thing also teased Senior Sister He Wei before, how could Senior Sister He Wei like him?"
"Jiang Miaoke, my favorite goddess in my mind, she has always had no boyfriend, how can this Nima fall in love with Lin Chen?"
"Yang Ling, that's my goddess day and night, she also likes Lin Chen? Are you so sure you're not teasing me?"
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This time, it was no longer He Wei's Flower Protector Army, but the entire Jingyun University people who were dispatched!
Some single seniors with big hanging silk were even more tearful: "I said that the seniors were fireproof, anti-theft, and anti-theft, but we are still single now, but Nima, why don't you prevent the juniors!!"
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"Solved?"
Mao Xin saw Lin Chen come back and hurriedly greeted him.
"Well, it's solved, boy, I helped you get Yang Ling's mobile phone number, it's up to you how to chase it." ”
Lin Chen said, giving his mobile phone number to Mao Xin.
Anyway, Yang Ling can't like Mao Xin, and it's good to find something to do for this product, so that he doesn't have to face the screen every day, and in the dormitory, there is a faint smell of disinfectant water, which makes Lin Chen very helpless.
At this moment, Jiang Zhou, who was sitting in front of the computer, suddenly stood up suddenly, and came to Lin Chen's face with a slightly serious expression, this formal appearance made Lin Chen also startled.
"Third child, what are you doing here?"
Before Lin Chen finished speaking, he saw that Jiang Zhou suddenly took off his glasses and bent down to bow towards Lin Chen, this solemn appearance seemed to have a sense of sacrifice.
"I'll wipe it, third, you stop me, the old paper is not dead. ”
The black line in Lin Chen's head.
"Master, please accept the apprentice!"
Jiang Zhou's affectionate words almost thundered Lin Chen to death, and 10,000 grass and mud horses were galloping wildly in his heart.
"Jiang Zhou, did you take the wrong medicine?"
Mao Xin also watched inexplicably.
"Get out, you reckless, ignore me. ”
Jiang Zhou glanced at Mao Xin coldly, and with a look of admiration and affection, he saw that Lin Chen was about to get goosebumps, and he was completely defeated.
"Third child, if you have anything, you just say, as long as you can help me, I will definitely help, let's not do this?"
Lin Chen said with a dark face.
"No, from today onwards, you Lin Chen will be my idol, my master, please teach me a few tricks, how to pick up girls, I Jiang Zhou has never served anyone, but you are one. ”
Jiang Zhou shook his head and said, at the same time, he looked at Lin Chen with affection: "How long have you been enrolled in school?" First He Wei, then Liu Dan, and finally counselor Liu Wei, this is even more awesome, you will pack He Wei, Liu Dan, Yang Ling, Jiang Miaoke, I will kneel for you." ”
"What are you talking about?"
Lin Chen felt inexplicable.
"Jiang Zhou, I'm angry if you say this again, Yang Ling is mine, what are you talking about?" Mao Xin exploded and shouted loudly.
"Angry with your sister, you take a look at our school's BBS forum for yourself, and then you go to the mirror and reflect on it. ”
Jiang Zhou showed disdain, and turned his head to look at Lin Chen's affectionate veins again.
"Roll !!!"
Lin Chen felt like he was going crazy, and at the same time, he also came to the computer, wondering what was going on?
"Fourth, what is the situation?
Mao Xin was angry as if he had robbed his friend.
"Anxious sister, even if there is no me, Yang Ling will not like you!"
Lin Chen still didn't say this hurtful sentence after all, but his scalp was numb, this Nima, the black one was simply too frustrating.
Especially, at this time of the forum, there were already a lot of people who began to post on it, and a few righteous gentlemen, to be precise, hypocrites, began to crusade against Lin Chen.
"Scumbag, scumbag with a few boats!"
"This Lin Chen doesn't seem to have stopped since he entered school, I don't understand, why would a scumbag like him like him at the same time?"
"People like Lin Chen, who corrupt the school atmosphere, should be expelled from the school. ”
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Except for these guys, most of the people in the forum are maintaining a formation, and a large number of people like Jiang Zhou want to apprentice one after another.
"Master Lin Chen, I want to worship you as a teacher, please teach me how to pick up girls, and I will pay for the tuition!"
"I think I'm a senior senior, but now I'm still facing Teacher Cang in Lu, relying on the two girlfriends on the left and right, I'm just fed up, Senior Brother Lin Chen, take me as an apprentice!"
"I want to apprentice!
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The whole BBS is very popular, and the number of Lin Chen's grass protection group is also increasing, and many people simply admire this Lin Chen's house!
Seeing this situation, it is getting more and more crazy, and there is a trend that cannot be stopped, Lin Chen can't be silent anymore at this time, thinks about it, and writes directly on the forum--
"As a beautiful man, my ideal is to build seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and it is still necessary to enrich the palace, so there is no need for everyone to be envious and jealous, for those who want to learn from me and gain experience, I only have one sentence: "Don't cry, it's a man, stand up and masturbate!"
Originally, many people were all crusading against Lin Chen, but as a result, it was seen that the 'Lin Chen himself' was actually out of the horse, and the post was so domineering, and the forum became lively again---
"Awesome, Lin Chen, you didn't come to college, but to enrich the harem!"
"Damn, idol, please accept me, you have spoken every man's heart. ”
"Damn, this sentence in the back simply made me cry, don't cry, let's be reckless!"
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As soon as Lin Chen's reply came out, the entire forum exploded, of course, there were still many people who ridiculed and despised Lin Chen--
"Listen, what is this talking about? And build three palaces and six courtyards? This is simply a corrupt atmosphere, and strongly demand that the school expel this son. ”
"That's right, it's just rubbish, and such people are simply a shame for Jingyun University. ”
"Must be fired, trash!"
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Many people have risen to the level of expelling Lin Chen, which also makes some sane people unbearable, and many people are even more speechless--
"This matter, it's obviously a misunderstanding, can't Lin Chen hear such an obvious joke? However, Lin Chen's words behind him are good, it's a man, don't cry, stand up and be reckless!"
"That's right, girl, four golden flowers fight for a husband, do you think this is a novel? Lin Chen just explained jokingly, do you want to go online?"
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More people are concerned about Lin Chen's sentence: "Don't cry, it's a man, stand up and be reckless!", more people began to follow the trend again.
In many posts, most people start pasting this sentence below some unlucky and sad sentences.
"It's really unlucky, it's a rare time in a hundred years that there is a power outage, wipe, 32 floors, how can the old paper go up!"
"Don't cry, it's a man, stand up Lu!"
"My girlfriend disliked me for having no money and broke up with me. ”
"Don't cry, it's a man, stand up Lu!"
"Damn, my mother's male ticket actually soaked in my best friend, and I fell out of love, woo!"
"Don't cry, it's a man, stand up and be reckless...... , uh, it's a woman, then, don't cry, go buy cucumbers!"
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The forum of Jingyun University was directly occupied by this sentence, as if it was a virus, and then, many people in the post bar and ** and other places, also began to become popular with this sentence.
When many people were discussing, the story of Lin Chen and the Four Golden Flowers also became dull, after all, after experiencing anger and impulsiveness, most people were not stupid, and when they came to their senses, they naturally understood that it was fake.
But Nima, the four girls looked at Lin Chen and cried, is it a matter of gods?
Many people expressed puzzlement, although they knew that it was fake, but it still did not prevent everyone from admiring and worshiping Lin Chen's endless admiration and worship of the surging river!
"The people on the forum are so annoying. ”
Yang Ling saw that the turmoil went down, and said angrily.
"It's not just annoying, it's just a group of angry young people, but this Lin Chen has relieved us of the siege. ”
Liu Dan said seriously.
"But this Lin Chen's ideal, do you think he can do it?" Jiang Miaoke said cutely.
"Yes, he can emigrate to Africa. ”
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The school has not affected the popularity of the "Transaction" micro-film, and after the media rendering, many people began to want to donate to the prototype in the movie, but with the words of Lin Tao, the director of "Transaction", most people began to donate for some people in need.
What really caused a sensation was the famous Chinese writer Yan Ming, who praised the "Transaction" micro-film in a newspaper of Huaxia Daily, "What's wrong with this world", saying that this is a movie with positive energy, a movie that China needs!
As a result, the "Transaction" micro-movie is once again awesome!
It was like a second spring, and the clicks and comments on the website of "Trading" once again swished, swished, and swished up!
And on Saturday the 24th, on the website, it ushered in an earth-shaking traffic, which made the CEO of Tomato.com, who looked at other major video websites, envious and jealous.
"Xu Da, you pig!"
Not surprisingly, Xu Da was scolded again, his dream of stepping into the headquarters and stepping into the peak was once again disappointed!
On Saturday night, Lin Chen received a call from Liu Wei, asking him not to forget about tomorrow!
"Brother, okay, okay, I'll wait for you. ”
In the evening, he called Hao Ming, and when he heard Hao Ming's excited voice, Lin Chen was also in a good mood.