Chapter 206: This Is Called Logic! (I)
[β¦β¦ He was still angry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info: "Business is okay. I write stories, they print them, and I use them. β
I poured myself a glass of wine and leaned closer to him. "Actually," I said, "you're a good pen, I've picked a few of them." You have a surprisingly clear style, with the eyes of a good woman looking at the problem. β
He hummed and repeated. "Yes, I understand a woman's eyes. I should understand. β
"Really?" I asked, surprised, "are there any sisters?"
"Nope. I'm just telling you, and you won't believe it. β
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Contempt rose in Cheng Chu's eyes.
Yes, that's right, it's contempt, and in his opinion this opening really couldn't be worse.
"So he said something about his unwed mother, and then it must be somehow to tell an amazing story. β
The following content proves that Cheng Chu's conjecture is correct, it is really the case, after the unmarried mother talks to the bar owner who is "me", he has to enter the old-fashioned storytelling mode.
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"Yes," I replied mildly, "there is nothing more strange than the truth, as both the barkeeper and the psychiatrist know." Listen, young man, if you listen to my story, ha, you will be rich. Unbelievable. β
"You don't know what 'unbelievable' means!"
"Yes, nothing surprises me. I always hear the worst. β
He snorted again. "Want to gamble on the leftovers in the bottle?"
"I'm willing to bet on a whole bottle of wine. "I put a bottle on the counter. β¦β¦]
Cheng Chu, who guessed the development of the plot, smiled, he had already thought that after reading it, he would write a comment, and then no matter what, he would also press Han Shi down again.
In fact, in many cases, there are many routines in books and film and television works, such as in war films, once you take out a photo of your son or wife, saying that you must accompany them well after the war, and you will definitely die in the next war.
Of course, some routines can be used well, but some routines are completely subtracted.
As far as costume martial arts dramas are concerned, if you are covered with a black cloth, you can't recognize who it is, even if it is the closest person, it is obvious that there are many appearances in the position of the eyes.
The current editor treats the audience as idiots, just like the recently hit "Qingyunzhi", the lines in it are routine, and they are simply brainless.
Of course, this "You Fools" routine is not deep, but the Korean style can make him deep.
The bar owner, I, and my unwed mother, went to a secluded place, apparently not wanting to overhear the conversation between the two of us.
[...... "Okay!" he began, "First of all, I'm an illegitimate child. β
"It's not unusual here. I said.
"I'm not kidding. "My parents are not married. β
"It's not unusual," I said, "that my parents aren't married. β
"At the timeβ" He paused, giving me a keen glance that I had never seen him look like, "Are you serious?"
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The unwed mother "he" and the bar owner "I" both had children out of wedlock.
"So what follows is the story between two illegitimate children. Cheng Chu frowned, what is the logic of the story of the two illegitimate children?
Then the unwed mother didn't believe that there was such a coincidence and began to question, but the bar owner was convinced, and then the unwed mother found a loophole.
["Don't try to overshadow meβyou're married."] He pointed to my ring.
"Oh, this," I said, holding out my hand to show him, "it looks like a wedding ring" This ring is an antiquity, I bought it from a colleague in 1985, and he got it from Crete, Greece, before he was born.
He glanced at the ring absentmindedly. "If you're really bastard, you know what it's like. When I was a little girl..."
"Huh?" I said, "I heard you right, did I?"
"Who's bluffing you? When I was a little girl, listen, have you heard of Christian Jorgensen or Robert Coul?"
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The United States is a very magical country, and even murderers who exterminate humanity can be worshipped, and even a sister in her twenties has a wedding with her in prison.
That's right, you heard it right, this kind of thing really happened in the United States, and the murderer was called Charles, and he was called the most dangerous of the living people.
Note that Charles is seventy-nine, and the beautiful American girl who married him is only twenty-five.
Cheng Chu knows that in "You Fools", the Criyan mentioned is a U.S. Army soldier, who underwent sex reassignment surgery in Denmark at the age of 26 and changed his name to Christine Jorgensen.
And that Robert Cowell is pretty much the same.
[...... "Oh, gender change? you want to tell me..."
"Don't interrupt me, don't push me, or I won't talk about it. I was an outcast and was abandoned in an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945 just after I was a full moon. When I was a little girl, I envied children who had parents. Later, when I understand the **** of men and women, really, uncle, I understand very quickly when I am alone in an orphanage..."
"I understand. β
"I make a solemn vow that each of my children will have a father and a mother. So I behaved very 'pure,' and I could be called a saint in that environment - I had to learn how to do my best to maintain it. Later I grew up and realized that I had almost no chance of getting married - again because no one had adopted me. "I have a horse's face, my teeth are crooked, my breasts are flat and not plump, and my hair is straight without a bend. β
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"This unmarried mother, he is a transsexual?" Cheng Chu frowned, a sentence in the book When I was a little girl, it directly explained that this unmarried mother is now a man.
That's why I use the strange word unmarried mom he. Cheng Chu suddenly realized something: "Transgender means that he is now a man, how can he use the adjective unmarried mother?"
Cheng Chu's main purpose is to find Han Shi's mistakes, so every time he reads a paragraph, he will find all kinds of mistakes, anyway, it is uncomfortable to watch.
"And it's science fiction too?"
Cheng Chu just said this, the place of science fiction is here.
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"You're still better than me. β
"Who cares what a barkeeper looks like, or what a writer looks like, that little blonde idiot. Boys want pretty faces, bulging breasts, and a 'you're so handsome'. He shrugged. "I can't compete. So I decided to join the Women's Federation. β
"Huh?"
"The Women's Crisis National Headquarters Excursion Division, now known as the 'Space Angels' - the Alien Legion Auxiliary Nursing Team. β
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It's finally a bit sci-fi!
20:55:40 (To be continued.) )