Two big men, including a fat man, shirtless, walked around the school gate and shouted: "I am a pig, a wild boar...."

It is conceivable that such a picture is funny and enchanting, it is simply a spoof.

Who would have thought that two people who came to find fault would end up with such a tragic ending.

….

"666, fully recorded, wait for the circle of friends and the scarf to go a wave, and assist the two of them to become Internet celebrities. ”

"I don't accept Liangchen, so I will serve Li Yue, I can play it too much, the perfect combination of lines in the TV series and reality. ”

"6666, a good day, a new generation of Internet celebrity fat people rise against the sky. ”

"There is a precedent for Liangchen Internet celebrities, and I am not cowardly in the first year of Ningcheng University, which is destined to become popular. ”

Originally, the blockade at the school gate was destined to have a very bad impact. But after Li Yue's spoof and a wave of onlookers' rhythm, this matter turned out to be interesting.

….

Huang Bing and the burly man were like a pardon after Li Yue told them to leave, it was too embarrassing to stay here. came majestically and walked away, talking about these two people.

Subsequently, Li Yue also quietly left in the lively crowd.

….

After dinner, Li Yue usually reads novels and news, and today is the same as usual.

Recently, Li Yue has been crazy obsessed with novels of the type of scattered wealth, and wants to see what these authors think, spend money lewdly, and see if they can learn a few tricks from them to pretend to be forced in daily life.

Li Yue found a Shenhao flow novel of "Shenhao Scattered Wealth System" from the starting point.

The titles of these novels are all similar, and there is no difference in them.

Although it's a seedling, who told him to be hungry for this kind of novel lately, try the poison first.

Li Yue's reading speed is very fast, and he saw the penultimate chapter of this book in more than an hour, but the last chapter is a little difficult to get started, otherwise what would he do after reading it.

Li Yue thinks that in the hundreds of thousands of words written in this novel, the setting of the characters and the rationality of the golden finger are good, and the development of the plot is also stable and tense. Although the writing is a bit immature in the eyes of Li Yue, an old driver, it is still good overall, and it is a readable book.

"No matter, I'll read it first, and I'll reward and urge me to change it later. Is there anything else that can be solved with money? Li Yue muttered, that is, he turned the book to the last chapter.

"Yes, that's good. Li Yue nodded, ready to reward and urge the change.

But turning to the last page thundered him, and it was funny and angry.

The original text is: "Just when the protagonist is about to use the scattered wealth system to check his own information, at this time, the sky roars, 'There are clouds in the sky: this system does not belong to this time and space, it belongs to heresy, and now it will be erased with the host." End of book. ’”

Finally, the author has another explanation: due to the pressure of life and the poor grades of this book, he is a eunuch.

Li Yue: "I have a sentence about MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not. Shall I allow you to be a eunuch? ”

Li Yue went to the book review area to take a look, wanting to see how readers complained about this author.

"66666, I am a capital suit for this author. If you don't adapt to the water and soil, you have to obey him, which is simply a clear stream among the eunuchs at the starting point. ”

"There is nothing wrong with what the author said, the system is indeed too rebellious, and it is normal for the way of heaven not to allow it to exist. You don't see that some readers chirp crookedly every day, this golden finger is so against the sky, it will definitely be dissected. ”

"I must say this MMP, the starting point of the Shenhao flow is poisonous, I have read a few books, and the eunuchs have a few books. ”

"At the end of the day, I still feel that I earn too little, and I think it's too little. ”

"Whoever has the address of this author, I can send him something. ”

……

Li Yue looked at the message in the book review area with a smile, he wanted to send a box of blades to the author at this time, and then let him completely eunuch calculate.

If the author knew what Li Yue was thinking at this time, he would definitely be creepy, and maybe it would be possible to come back obediently and continue to write.

Li Yue took a look at the time of the author's eunuch, which happened to be today.

"Well, it can be salvaged. Li Yue touched his chin and said.

He first added the author's group, and then he was ready to tip.

…..

"[Reward] is full of feelings, mixed feelings, a thousand golden pen gifts, I wish Mr. paper and ink merry! I am Xiao Yueyue, a reward of 10000000 starting coins. ”

"[Reward] is full of feelings, mixed feelings, a thousand golden pen gifts, I wish Mr. paper and ink merry! I am Xiao Yueyue, a reward of 10000000 starting coins. ”

….

Li Yue rewarded 2 Golden Alliance Leaders in a row, and instantly blew up a group of people who were reading books at the starting point.

"66666, the starting point has someone to reward the million alliance leader again. ”

"Fuck it, there are so many rich people. ”

"Don't get excited, it's still the original local tyrant, the original taste. The god of the moon (the person who knows this title by default), I'm going to give you a monkey. ”

"Everyone was bombed by the million alliance leader, come and sign in. ”

And then there's a group of people signing in.

"Are you sure it's a million alliance leader, open your eyes and see how many zeros it is, what kind of alliance leader it is. ”

"Damn, it's seven zeros, that's eight digits, isn't that the leader of the alliance tens of millions. ”

"Two Golden Alliances 66666. ”

"Actually, the author of this book thinks that the results are not good, and I have already cut it today. You go and see the end of the author's hanging bomb. ”

"2333, this author, I'm convinced. So the moon god is a fancy urge. ”

"The book of the eunuch urged by the moon god is fine. The previous books that the moon god urged to change were all from the edge of the eunuch to the current boutique channel. ”

"Hehe, I'm a true fan of this book, blessed. It seems that I have the same taste as the moon god to read books, Meizizi. ”

"I now have serious suspicions that Luna has obtained the Scattering Wealth System and is now here to do the mission. ”

Li Yue looked at these people's messages and smiled, these people really dared to think. Not to mention, he really has a system of scattered wealth, but this is not the task of the system.

At this time, Li Yuejiaqun's application was also approved. He didn't hide his identity, he directly used the starting nickname of 'I'm Xiao Yueyue'.

"666666, welcome to the moon god, is it the moon god himself? ”

"There's nothing wrong with the deity, I'm a member of the Yuejia Army, and I know the QQ number of the moon god. ”

"I just came back from the starting point, and now I'm watching the moon god from zero distance. ”

…..

"Ding Dong, there are red envelopes, please pay attention to check. ”

Li Yue didn't say a word, and directly sent a red envelope of 100/20,000. (The upper limit of QQ group red envelopes is 20,000.) A maximum of two hundred dollars for a single one, and a maximum of one hundred packs at a time. Seeing what was written earlier, some people still have questions, explain. ）

"Awesome, 200 per pack. ”

"Shenhao will send red envelopes if he doesn't agree with each other, can I say that I like this kind of Shenhao the most. ”

"6666, fortunately, I didn't quit the group. ”

"Author, get out of here. ”