The dozens of members of the Heavenly Emperor's family have always been idle, and they always have to come up with something to teach the world to follow He Yihe. Since the accession to the throne, the two heads of the three days have to run for thirty-three days.

It's just a matter of running, but every time I come back, I always follow a group of fairies who don't know what their names are, and they come to look at me with embarrassed eyes, staring at my ass vigorously.

The three or five little fairies also whispered and bit each other's ears in front of me. I was annoyed by the look, so I showed my nine tails to show them enough, and by the way, I rewarded them with a foxy look.

When the three or five little fairies saw me revealing the nine tails, they covered their noses and fled with a relieved face.

I thought with white eyes that this must be the result of my calf-guarding master running to the Nine Heavens to show off again.

This time, I heard that there was a new Divine Monarch in the thirty-third day. All over the world rushed to take a look at the true face of that god monarch. My master is famously fond of joining in the fun, and Qingqiu is not big enough for him to wander around, so he will never miss such a lively dinner.

Master can't stay idle and go to the Nine Heavens to be lively, and I, as Master's closed disciple, can't be idle. So I prepared my casual clothes early, ready to go to the human world to play with him.

I've already calculated that it will take at least five hours for Master to come back. I can take advantage of this gap to play in the human world for more than ten or twenty days.

At noon, the master rarely took off his usual unruly clothes and changed into a tight green robe. Master has always loved green, and a bunch of clothes are just snow green, duck egg green, and bamboo green back and forth.

But this can be seen that the fate of our master and apprentice, he loves green, I love red, and my clothes are low, that is, concubine red, red, carmine, so many pieces.

Master leaned on the threshold of Zhanghua Palace and admonished me.

"Qianque, Master's trip to the Nine Heavens will not be delayed for a few hours, you have to work hard and wait for me to come back for a spot check. ”

I was rarely flattered.

"Don't worry, I'm too lazy to pluck my feathers today. I'll go to the house and lie down after I'm done, and you'll come back and bring me something to eat!"

I feel that there should be no flaw in what I said sincerely. Maybe I used the wrong word in the title, but I saw a meaningful smile on Master's usually indifferent face, and his narrow eyes glanced at me at a slanted angle.

The foxes in Qingqiu are all charms that can't be hidden, and the master is even more accomplished in the skill of charm. I hurriedly changed my title.

"You're not old, I'm an honorific title. Honorific title ......"

The master nodded very helpfully, and his face returned to his usual indifference. Then he beckoned a cloud and went to the Nine Heavens, and before leaving, he didn't forget to tell me to drink the ginseng soup he left.

When I saw that Master was gone, I went back to my house without saying a word. Stuff the prepared Humanworld Suit into your pocket.

I forgot to say it here, our Qingqiu's coat pocket is connected to the dantian god body, which can accommodate Baichuan. A piece of clothing is stuffed in as if it wasn't stuffed before.

Just in case, I also made a special detour to Xiaotong Mansion to bring her the bowl of ginseng soup that Master told me to drink. Xiao Fang is Master's close female officer, a loyal slave, and the number one traitor in my eyes.

Once this woman has been serving a man for a long time, she will always have some affection. Xiao Zhi's cultivation is not high, his heart is unstable, and his master's skin is very good. This qiē is something I expected.

I added some ingredients to the soup. Seeing that Xiao Citrus felt dizzy after drinking. I left her room satisfied.

I landed in a dense woods in the human realm, changed into the human clothes I had stolen from the shrubs, and changed into male clothes. Guan Guan is a male bird, and if he has become an immortal, he is also a male immortal. The clothes snatched from him were naturally men's clothes.

I like gray, but I don't like gray. After dressing up, he jumped straight into the street.

The world is different from Qingqiu, and the old and young masters of Qingqiu can cultivate vigorously. The old and young masters of the world are enjoying it vigorously.

When I entered the city, it was about 10 o'clock in the afternoon, and I walked around a few shops and picked up a few clothes and stuffed them into my pockets for the next time.

The streets are full of shops, and there are several things that I can't name. There was something like a purse, bulging but without a mouth, and it smelled good.

The shopkeeper told me that this thing is called a sachet, and I picked a few to send to my daughter-in-law to hang on my body to refresh my mind and have a pleasant aroma.

As soon as I heard this, if we are foxes, if our cultivation is not high, there will be a little fox on our bodies. Since Xiao Zhi's little girl fell in love with my master, she was embarrassed to get too close to my master, for fear of teaching him to smell the smell on her body.

As soon as I thought about it, I was busy thinking about a dozen. Hurry Ming'er back to Qingqiu and send a few to the familiar fox holes. As soon as I said that I wanted a dozen or so, the shop owner was very happy, so he was busy and packed me with a dozen or so without a duplicate one.

I picked up a dozen sachets and smelled them, they were so fragrant. I want to pick a favorite one to wear and play with, but I feel that no matter which one looks good, I can't always pick the one that suits me the most.

After picking for a long time, I simply hung it on my body, and I gave it to another dozen on my waist so big. I've worn more than a dozen of them, and I've counted them out, and I'll be able to disperse them when I go back.

After wearing so many sachets on my body, I suddenly felt more energetic, and I said that human beings like to win with more and nine for more. What a word, ninety-five supreme. Now I have a dozen sachets on me, more than nine.

I glanced around and sneered. Most of the people on this street only wore one, and the look in awe with the look they looked at me must have envied me for wearing so many.

Thinking like this, I unconsciously smiled at the corners of my mouth, snorted softly twice, and shook the fan slowly like others, walking with one hand pinned behind my waist.

The town where I sat is called Los Angeles, and according to my noon investigation, this Los Angeles is already the most lively town in the surrounding area. The time in the human world flies quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the sky is already dark.

But there are benefits to being dark, and I thought that Los Angeles was the most lively during the day. Unexpectedly, the darker it gets, the more lively the street becomes, and the shops that used to set up shops on the street have hung lanterns.

I looked at it from a distance, and I only felt that the neon in front of me was like being in a dream.

I sat in front of a food shop eating chaos, my eyes fixed on a red house on the street opposite.

I've always loved red, and I always have to look at red things twice, not to mention why there are so many women standing in front of this house throwing handkerchiefs at passers-by?

The shopkeeper added a few chaos to me, and followed my gaze to the red house opposite.

The boss's fat and greasy face squeezed out a touch of flattery.

"Childe, you might as well go and take a look? The spring peach girl in there looks really beautiful. ”

As soon as I heard this, I could go in and have a look? That's a good idea! So I finished the chaos in three or two bites, raised my feet and headed for the red mansion.

Before leaving to give the boss money, the boss smiled meaningfully at me, looked around and saw that no one else pulled me aside again, and stuffed a bottle of something into my hand.

I looked down and saw that there was no name on the black medicine bottle. The boss whispered to me.

"Take one pill to ensure that you are happy for one night. I'm all buying and selling, and the medicines here are all the best medicines from Wangjing Shop in Xishi. Today, when I see you meet your eyes, you will give me a fifty percent price, and I will suffer a loss. How about buying your personal favor and taking it away for ten taels of silver?"

As soon as I heard this, I felt that human beings really could enjoy it, and that they could invent a medicine to make people happy? This must be kept, and one day when I feel depressed, I will take one of it, and if Master teaches me a lesson, I will take another one. I'm in a better mood every day, and that's good.

"Ten bottles, I'll keep them for you. ”

Seeing that I was so happy and excited, the oily noodle boss even straightened his eyes, so he quickly wrapped me ten bottles. I also sent two bottles, saying that I wanted to be a repeat customer, and if I used it well, I would come to him to buy it.

When I took it away, the boss also specially told me, saying that this medicine is very powerful, and I can only take one pill a day at most, and if I eat too much, I will die. I didn't bother to listen to him, I said in my heart that human beings can only eat one grain of things, and we as immortals eat at least thirty grains. If you can teach this thing to poison it, isn't it a god?

Thinking about it that way, I scoffed. opened the bottle in front of the boss and stuffed two grains into his mouth, and then raised his eyebrows at the boss.

The boss yelled when he saw that I had eaten two at once.

"Spit it out quickly, guest officer, this is going to kill someone, spit it out. ”

I waved at him.

"It's okay, just relax. ”

I said this, but the boss obviously didn't listen to me, and wouldn't let me go. I was tired of hearing it, and I couldn't hold back a shudder knocking on his head for a while, and I knocked him unconscious.

I shrugged, the human body is so fragile. I pouted and walked away disdainfully.

The red house was located in the busiest part of the market, and people had to pass through it.

When I got closer, I saw that there was a plaque hanging on this house, which read the Emerald Red Building.

I nodded, this name is good, it is much better than our Zhanghua Palace. When the girl at the door saw me coming, she threw her handkerchief at me. I lost more than one handkerchief, and I was a little dizzy. When the girls saw me coming, they flattered me one by one.

"Yo, Childe loves incense, hang so many sachets. ”

"Childe come in. ”

"Childe is very handsome. ”

"Childe is here to have fun, it's cheap for us. ”

I said to myself that these girls are really illiterate. I'm all going here, why am I here if I don't go in, and I hang more than a dozen sachets, which means that my status is noble, hanging nine is the Ninety-Five Supreme, and hanging a dozen is more than a dozen Supreme......

skimmed his eyes, bypassed these rouge vulgar fans, and went straight inside. The inside of this emerald red building can be said to be an eye-opener for me, and the decorations in it are red and red, and everyone is still laughing.

I don't know if the medicine worked, but I laughed as I saw it. I found that taking this medicine is very easy to be amused, and I start to be happy when I see others happy, yes, this medicine is really good.

But why are the men and women here so uncivilized?

I guess it's because of the large number of people, I always feel a little stuffy in my chest, and my body is a little hot.

I was thinking about unbuttoning the two buttons on the front of my neck to cool it down, when I heard the words of a different person suddenly come from my ear.

"Yo, what is the girl doing here?"