"This fellow Daoist has a great name?" asked Lu Linlan. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This question is very simple, but not very normal. As we all know, the monk's memory is absolutely good. Even if you didn't take it to heart at the time, when the time comes, you can turn it over if you take out your memories and flip them through.

But Lu Linlan just asked. shouldn't have asked, but asked, it's not normal, but Lu Linlan asked after being ridiculed, so this is abnormal, and there is a reason.

The question now is how to deal with the monk who ridiculed Lu Linlan.

The monk didn't come up with any good way, and at the same time, he didn't think there were any traps in Lu Linlan's question, so he replied directly: "Duan Chengli in the Lower Purple Cloud Sect." "In order to prevent extraneous branches, I will not explain the specific words.

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"It turned out to be Duan Daoyou, disrespectful, disrespectful!" Lu Linlan clenched her fists.

Duan Chengli had no choice but to clench his fists and salute back: "Lu Daoyou doesn't have to be polite!"

Lu Linlan said: "You're welcome, it's for ordinary people." Duan Daoyou is talented, be respectful, you can't be wrong. ”

Here, Lu Linlan threw a burden and came out as a "great talent".

Duan Chengli felt that this burden was deceitful, and he neither dared to humbly deny it, nor did he dare to admit it brazenly, so he was stunned for the time being, dragging out time, and responding to all changes without change.

Meng Zhan said: "In terms of talent, Duan Daoyou naturally has it. It's just that after just a while, I don't understand what kind of talent Duan Daoyou has shown. So please also ask Lu Daoyou to point out one or two. ”

Lu Linlan said: "It is a literary talent who chooses words and makes sentences. This talent is often overlooked by my generation. But we have to think so. One day earlier, if you get a inheritance or something, if your literary talent is not good, and you only know the words, but you don't know what it means, wouldn't it be wronged! Therefore, Duan Daoyou's literary talent is very appreciative in the next. ”

The female monks in the immortal cultivation world are already holding their fists, arching their hands, and making waves, and they claim that they must no longer be concubines, cheap concubines, and little women. So Lu Linlan claimed to be below.

"Yes, literary talent is indeed important, Lu Daoyou's words are deeply sympathetic," Meng Zhan asked again, "However, I don't know which sentence Duan Daoyou has shown literary talent?"

Lu Linlan said: "Suitable talent, Duan Daoyou compared me to a soil bun, which is very appropriate and vivid. ”

Duan Chengli knew at this time that Lu Linlan had laid so much groundwork, and it turned out that it was just a "soil bun".

Duan Chengli immediately relieved himself and said, "If this is the case, the so-called literary talent will not dare to take it upon himself." That's clearly ......"

"What is it, is it clearly what Senior Murong said first?" Lu Linlan immediately urged.

Duan Chengli suddenly didn't dare to respond again.

Why don't you dare to respond? That's because, if it's a bad thing and you push it on Murong Leran, wouldn't it be looking for death!

"Listen to the sound of speech, listen to the sound of gongs and drums. For words, you should not copy the words, but comprehend the spirit," Lu Linlan said, "Shicai, Senior Murong suspected that I understood, but I didn't pretend to understand, so I knocked on the side and inquired. Duan Daoyou, on the other hand, directly judged in person, thinking that I didn't understand. And the word 'soil bun' refers to people who have never seen the world. Therefore, the laurel of literary talent is naturally Duan Daoyou's. I believe that Senior Murong will not have an opinion. ”

Does Murong Leran have an opinion? Maybe there is, maybe not. But Lu Linlan had already said this, so Murong Leran had no choice but to echo: "I have no opinion." ”

The sad question Jiao Zuo said: "Lu Daoyou!"

"Master Jiao, please have something to say!"

Jiao Zuo asked: "Lu Daoyou, how can that soil bun metaphor be a literary talent?"

Meng Zhan also said: "Yes, I don't understand it either. ”

Lu Linlan said: "Well, you need to go back to the bun first." Buns, are stuffed. There are pork fillings, mutton dumplings, brown sugar fillings, cabbage fillings, and so on. In the case of the bun in good condition, the seller doesn't say, no one knows what kind of stuffing is inside, right?"

"That's, that's!" Meng Zhan immediately chimed in.

Lu Linlan said: "But my bun is stuffed with soil, so I can't eat it at all." In other words, it looks like I'm no different from anyone else. But in fact, I don't even understand the procedures of the Danshi assessment, I really haven't seen the world!"

Jiao Zuo said, "If you want to say that, the word "soil bun" is indeed vivid. ”

This time, Meng Zhan didn't agree.

Lu Linlan turned around and clasped her fists again and saluted: "Duan Daoyou, there is something unknown below, and I hope to advise!"

"Lu Daoyou, please speak!" Duan Chengli had to say.

"I haven't seen the market, it's like a bun, I already know this," Lu Linlan said, "On the contrary, if you have seen the world, what kind of bun should you compare it to?"

Duan Chengli was stunned for a moment, his blood rushed up, and his ears were red.

What kind of bun is the analogy? No matter what kind of bun is compared, it's not right. That's because Gao Xiu who is present has seen the world, and no matter what kind of bun is used as a metaphor, it is an insult to Gao Xiu.

is embarrassed, in fact, there is Murong Leran.

That's because, although Lu Linlan removed Murong Leran, in fact, Murong Leran did say that the buns were dirty.

――1558

Many things in the world come in pairs.

To say that others are poor is to say that you are rich. Saying that others are ugly is also equivalent to saying that you are beautiful. To say that others are short is to say that you are tall. None of this is a problem.

What is problematic is some scolding and ridiculing words. There are many of those words, and they are all unpaired.

On the street, a big boy scolded a little boy: "You little ** worm!" The little boy immediately replied: "You big ** worm!" This is an example.

Therefore, whenever there is a bad thought, it is necessary to pay more attention. If you don't pay attention, you will be flawed every day.

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To be honest, in the world of cultivating immortals, there are very few things like this that only compete for the benefit of words.

In the world of cultivating immortals, the strong are respected. The weak speak, absolutely very attentive.

And even if someone doesn't feel cool one day, and the strong person is stimulated by words, the so-called strong person may not be able to understand. Because the cultivation is high, it does not mean that the level of education is high.

Scolding others with words that others don't understand is ineffective and will not play a role in relieving anger.

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In the blink of an eye, it was getting late.

It was said that it was served with good food and drink, but it was definitely not eaten and drunk.

That's because the people who come from these sects are relatively high in cultivation. Even those who are sent by the wind with a low cultivation level will all be cleared.

So, there is no need to eat and drink.

It is still necessary to eat and drink well. Let's have some spiritual tea, some spiritual wine, and some spiritual food. You can skip it, and it's okay to eat it.

At this time, the distribution of personnel is different from the previous greetings.

Why?

In the previous greetings, not everyone has the right to speak. Like the person sent by the wind, Lu Linlan alone has the right to speak. Others, including Tao Nian, who shows Jin Dan's cultivation, also have no right to speak. At least more than a baby.

But eating and drinking, it's different.

Dancheng's hospitality naturally requires everyone to eat and drink.

If everyone eats and drinks, it is equivalent to saying that the foundation building monks of the Chengfeng faction are also going to be served.

Therefore, when eating and drinking, it was distributed according to the sect. Monks of the same sect sat together. With other sects, it is not a short distance.

――660+1558

Before he had eaten and drunk for long, Lu Linlan said: "Everyone should pay attention tonight, maybe there will be an enemy attack, and I will set up a formation for everyone later." ”

Qiu Shuyi asked, "What kind of cultivation will the enemy probably be?"

Lu Linlan said: "Maybe it's a god." ”

Then the crowd continued to eat and drink.

Soon the table dispersed, and the people went to their dwellings.

"Lu Daoyou, please stay!" It was Murong Leran who spoke.

Lu Linlan waved her hand, letting the Chengfeng faction continue to move forward, and then walked towards Murong Leran.

Murong Leran waved his hand, put on a soundproof cover, and said, "Does Lu Daoyou think I will attack you tonight?"

Lu Linlan smiled and said, "There is a person who accidentally collided with someone else while walking in the bazaar. Apologize immediately. The other party was also very polite, saying that you are not welcome. After a month, it was still the same person, and he collided with someone else in the market again. He still apologized immediately. The other party is just as polite. But when the man returned at night, he was attacked by night and killed. Senior Murong thinks that the person who hit it for the first time made the hand, or the person who hit it the second time?"

"What do you mean?" asked Murong Leran.

Lu Linlan said: "Not long ago, the younger generation made enemies with others. That feud is not small, it involves human life, and it also involves a woman's marriage. For various reasons, during this time, it was inconvenient for the enemy to take revenge. Surveillance is indispensable. It just so happened that there was a little quarrel with Duan Daoyou in the afternoon, and it also involved Senior Murong. In this way, the opportunity comes out. Therefore, in line with the principle of being prepared, I want to be vigilant with the same door. Stay for a while, and set up a few formations. Do you think so?"

Murong Leran asked, "Are you saying that it is possible for your enemy to take advantage of the quarrel in the afternoon and then make a blame?"

Lu Linlan said: "There may be, there may not." It's just that the younger generation can't gamble with his own life. ”

Murong said happily: "To be honest, the quarrel in the afternoon did make me a little unpleasant. But that's not enough for a night attack. ”

"The seniors are broad-minded, so they naturally don't care about the battle of tongues. But it's a pity that you know me, but others don't. If the seniors are really attacked tonight, others can only know that the seniors are narrow-minded and will be revenged. ”

"How unreasonable!" Murong Leran couldn't help but say the classic TVB idiom, "Then, how about I live with you?"

"No," said Lu Linlan, "the seniors live with the juniors, and the enemy does not come; as soon as the seniors leave, the enemy will come again." The previous efforts were in vain. Therefore, it is better to let the enemy attack as soon as possible. It must be known that there are only those who are thieves for a thousand days, and there are no thieves who are protected for a thousand days. ”

"Then, can you guard against it?" Murong said happily, "I seem to have heard you say that it may be a god who is coming." ”

"That's actually comforting fellow disciples," Lu Linlan said, "The enemy can only be a god." Only by turning into a god can it be possible to kill the junior in a short time and escape quickly. Changing to a yuan baby, it is simply impossible. ”

"Since you know that the enemy is a god, how dare you defend alone?" In Murong Leran's words, the other people sent by Chengfeng were ignored because their cultivation was too low. This is normal.

"Thank you, seniors," Lu Linlan said, "The juniors are proficient in formations, as long as they can anticipate the enemy's opportunity first, they will be invincible." ”

"Well," Murong Le thought to himself, and asked, "Since the thief wants to blame me, what can I help with?"

"The seniors are warm, but the juniors are difficult," Lu Linlan turned over and took a transmission note, "This transmission note can only transmit a signal, not really transmit the sound." Tonight, if the enemy does not come, it will be fine. If there is really an enemy attack, the younger generation will transmit the sound to this symbol. At that time, the seniors also need to ask a few helpers to wait in ambush in the middle of the rockery and the pond. ”

Hearing that he still had to ask for helpers, Murong Leran asked, "What, is there more than one enemy here?"

"One person is best, but most likely, it is two gods. Lu Linlan replied.

Murong Leran asked again: "What is the point between the rockery and the pond?"

Lu Linlan said, "That's the location of the teleportation array. ”

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Now enter the guessing mode. This mode is a duel between the player and the local characters of the subworld, each player plays "rock", "scissors" or "paper" each time, with rock defeating scissors, scissors defeating paper, and cloth defeating stone. The personalities of the local characters in each sub-world are different, and the way of guessing the fist is different. This mode uses a best-of-five system, with at least five guesses per round, and the first to win five times wins the game. 】

When the sound of the system completely fell, Lu Linlan found herself and Tao Nian in the all-white room again.

It's just that this time there was no long table between the two, only a waist-high round wooden plank, supported by a stick underneath, and she and Tao Nian stood opposite each other. And this time, Tao Nian's performance was slightly different from that of Lu Linlan when he did the main quest for the first time, he was not as stiff as he was then, and his face had a little more expression.

There is still an LCD screen in the center of the board, and there are two lines of black information displayed on the white background screen at this moment, the first line is: the first game, and the second line is a number: 135.

With the experience of the last time, Lu Linlan immediately understood that 135 was a countdown. In other words, in the first game, she and Tao Nian had 135 seconds to decide the winner.

In front of the two of them, a quick one-way moving baffle rose up, tilting slightly towards the two of them, and there was a fist pattern under the baffle. This area is for the two to put their hands up in advance, and after making gestures, wait for the baffle to become fully transparent, and you can see the victory or defeat. In this way, the speculation caused by the speed and slowness of the two people was also stopped.

The activity of guessing boxing, with a long history and simple gameplay, has swept the world, but it originated in China at the earliest. As early as the Han Dynasty, there were records of gesture orders, and the rock-paper-scissors guessing game should be traced back to that time.

Many people think that the victory or defeat of the guessing game depends on luck, but Lu Linlan believes that guessing is a game. By the last time