Chapter 344: Shura's Return to Sumeru
Huang Feng scolded: "If the husband doesn't change his surname, he doesn't change his name, Lao Tzu is the former overlord of Huangfengling, and the King of Huangfeng under the Monkey King is also!"
I said, "Okay, since you are Huang Feng, let me ask you, who is your favorite person?"
"Huh?" Huang Feng was stunned: "Why are you asking this?"
I shouted, "Don't talk nonsense, talk about it!"
Huang Feng was furious: "Whoever Lao Tzu likes is concerned about your, if you want to kill it, you can kill it." ”
I sneered: "You are dying now, say a few last words to your beloved before you die, and I can help you convey them." ”
Huang Feng hesitated for a moment, looked up to the sky and said: "Diyong, we only have goodbye in the next life, I knew that I would die a tragic death today, I might as well tell you my mind as soon as possible, it's a pity." ”
This time I was stunned again, and once again shook my suspicions, Huang Feng liked to tell me when he was drunk once, no one in heaven and earth except me and him knew, whether he was really Huang Feng.
At this moment, a sword light stabbed at me, I hurriedly withdrew my hand to let go of Huang Feng, only to see a woman in white holding two golden short swords, I looked up, it was really Di Yong, Di Yong saw my face clearly, and was also surprised: "Great Sage, you are back! Then why did you fight?"
Huang Feng shouted: "Di Yong, he is not the Great Sage, he is a demon who pretends to be the Great Sage and invades the world of Sumeru!"
"What!" Immediately furious, he raised his sword and attacked me.
I fought again with the Yellow Wind and Earth.
"Golden hoop stick, out!" I took out the golden rod and knocked them back.
"Golden hoop sticks?" Di Chung and Huang Feng were dumbfounded again, both of them had fought me on the westward journey, and they were all too familiar with the golden hoop stick.
"Are you a great sage?" Di Chung asked with a frown.
"I... ”
Huang Feng didn't wait for me to answer, and exclaimed, "I know, the Great Sage must have been poisoned by him, and even the golden hoop rod was robbed!"
What a mess, I was depressed for a while, and now I doubt them, and they doubt me, and the more they mess up, what the hell should I do?
"That's it!" I shouted angrily: "I am Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong is me!"
"You fart! You were going to kill me!" Huang Feng didn't believe it at all.
"I... ”
"Okay, you said that you are a great sage, so let me ask you, who is your master?" Ground Chung tentatively said.
I replied, "I taught my mentor Bodhi Patriarch, and later worshipped Tang Sanzang, the golden cicada, as my teacher." ”
Di Yong said again: "Let me ask you again, how many brothers do you have?"
I thought for a while: "If you count Zhen Yuanzi, there are seven in total." ”
Di Chung and Huang Feng looked at each other.
"I'll ask you!" Huang Feng said: "How many women do you like?"
"Do you need to ask? There's only one, six ears. I replied without hesitation.
"Haha, he's a fake!" Huang Fengxi said: "The road is out of the way." ”
"Huh?" Diyong and I were stunned.
Di Yong pinched Huang Feng: "What nonsense are you talking about! What's wrong with this answer?"
Huang Feng said: "The Great Sage once drank with me and said that in addition to liking the Six-Eared King, he also likes Sister Pipa a little. ”
"Ahh Di Yong was also shocked, and scolded secretly: "These stinky men are really a virtue, even the Great Sage is no exception, three and four, and Qin and Dusk!"
"What are you doing?" Just as we were at a stalemate, a voice came and shook my whole body, a voice that I had heard in my dreams every night for five hundred years.
"Six ears. ”
Dressed in white, with black hair, a jade man, and a swaddling cloth in his hand.
"Six ears ... ”
Although I don't know if it's true or not, the appearance of the six ears in front of me made me can't help but burst into tears.
When Liu'er saw me, he also trembled and couldn't speak.
"Six-eared, I'm back. "I'm stupid enough to say that.
Liu'er was already in tears: "It's been five hundred years, you're so ruthless!"
My heart suddenly twisted like a knife: "Liu'er, I'm sorry for you, and now that I'm back, I'll make it up to you." ”
"Six-eared king, don't believe him, he's... Whining. Before Huang Feng could finish speaking, he was covered by Di Yong.
"What are you doing!" Huang Feng was surprised.
Di Yong said: "Can't you see it, this great sage must be fake, otherwise Sister Liu'er would have seen it at a glance." ”
Huang Feng still couldn't understand why I didn't recognize him just now.
At this time, I had already held Liu'er in my arms and looked at the child in her arms: "Is this our child?"
Liu'er cried and nodded: "You're embarrassed to say! I thought you would come back in a hundred years at most, but I didn't expect that it would be five hundred years as soon as you left!"
"Okay, now I'm back, boys and girls?" I touched my fingers over the child's face.
"It's a boy. "Six ear canals.
I smiled: "Hello boy, he will definitely be as handsome as me in the future." ”
Liu'er snorted: "It's shameless!"
"Uh-huh!"
Di Yong and Huang Feng coughed at the same time.
Six ears and I just noticed that there were still people.
Liu'er hurriedly said: "Yellow Wind and Earth, you go and tell General Bang and Monkey Monkey Sun to welcome the Great Sage." ”
"Yes!"
Huang Feng was still suspicious, and stepped forward to look at me: "Are you really the Great Sage?"
I smiled bitterly: "You kid keep the secret for me, if Liu'er knows that I also like pipa, you kid will wait to be made into a weasel skin." ”
"Haha, it's really the Great Sage. Huang Feng was completely convinced now, and went with a cheer.
But looking at Huang Feng's back, I suddenly remembered: "No, are they really not necessarily?"
"Hahaha, Monkey King, isn't it really important here?" A voice came to my head.
"Ahuron, are you talking?"
The voice in his head said: "Yes, let me tell you, although everything here is not your Sumeru world outside, everything here is real, everything, people, including emotions, is real." ”
"What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that although this is not the Sumeru world you established, your wife is not your real wife, and your subordinates are not your real subordinates, but everything here will be no different from the Sumeru world outside, your wife still loves you deeply, her subordinates are still loyal to you, and the most important thing is that this place will not be harassed by the outside, if you are willing to stay here, you no longer have to care about the two families of Buddhism and Taoism, the disputes of the Three Realms, you can live happily with your wife and children. How? Think about it. ”
"Don't think about it. I did not hesitate to say: "Although the people here love me and are loyal to me as you say, they are not wives who accompany me in trouble, nor brothers who accompany me in life and death, they are all fake here, and I want to return to the real world." ”
"Well, if you want to get out of here, kill everyone. ”
"What!"
I was shocked and asked me to kill everyone here, that is, including the six ears...
Although everything here is not true, as Ahuron said, they have all the feelings for me, and they all look exactly like the six ears and them, let me kill them, how can I do it?
I looked at Liu'er in my arms and saw that she was smiling at me: "Goku, what are you thinking?"
"Nothing. "I first went back to the Water Curtain Cave with Liu'er, and found that all the monkeys and monkeys came out of Huaguo Mountain and gathered in front of the Water Curtain Cave Waterfall.
"King, King!"
Looking at this group of monkeys and monkeys, my heart warmed, but later I was going to kill them with my own hands.
"What's wrong with you, King? Why don't you speak?"
General Bang looked at me a little strangely: "King, what's wrong with you? Shouldn't you have jumped up with joy in normal times?"
"I... ”
"You ruthless monkey, you're back. "The Iron Fan Princess flew out of the water curtain cave and pointed at me.
"Sister-in-law. I instinctively shouted.
Princess Iron Fan smiled: "You monkey, my brother and sister didn't serve for a day when they were pregnant, and now when you come back, you will hug your son directly, and you are also blessed, you have such a good wife, don't thank you brother and sister soon." ”
Liu'er said shyly: "Sister-in-law, don't say it... ”
I looked at the familiar faces in front of me, and all kinds of voices came to my ears, all this was so real, but I knew in my heart that it was all fake, and I was going to kill them!
"Enough!" I suddenly looked up to the sky and roared, and everyone was stunned.
I looked at everyone in front of me fiercely, and almost frantically shouted, "You... I'm sorry!"
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