Chapter 240: Painting
"Chainsaw...... An Dazhen will play, I mean Alexander. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Singing the praises of the preciousness of life? This is a difficult proposition, and generally speaking, people who write this proposition have all the books on the streets, but I believe that Ontario can write it well. ”
"I'm not worried about horror, and I can't write a terrible story with a quiet and big pen, I'm just worried about whether it will be as obscure as "Winter Night Walker". ”
"I also said that there is no one to analyze "Cold Winter Night Walker", although I can't understand it, but I feel that it should have a special meaning and should be a classic. ”
"Chainsaw, hopefully not just an ordinary crime novel, write something new. ”
……
That's the bottom line.
What is the substance? It's really hard to explain intuitively.
There are five white online texts in the earth's online literature circle, among which the dream into the god machine holds the originator of the torrential stream, the originator of the national art stream, the originator of the cannibalistic flow, and the classical immortal Xia carries the tripod "Yang God", even if he is behind the "Holy King", "The Emperor of the Galaxy" and even the new book "Dragon Fu" is worse than the other, but readers are still willing to believe that his next book is a classic.
If you change the author and pit three books in a row, there are definitely not so many people who believe it anymore.
This is the dream into the magic machine, this is the background!
Han Shi's vest at the end of the world: Please be quiet, it shows the background now, even if "Winter Night Walker" is almost incomprehensible, there are still many people who believe that "Chainsaw" can be written well.
Although there are still a small number of people who are worried that Han Shi will not be able to write the proposition of life, and that Han Shi will not be able to write new ideas......
Then the problem arises, when the jigsaw sounds, and the phrase says, "I want to play a game with you." ”
How many people on the planet are frightened?
The friends on the Blue Star will be able to experience this kind of treatment in the near future......
To say a digression that not many people know,The old man who combines God and the devil translated by the Chinese subtitle group is called a jigsaw,It's very personal,But in fact, the old man should be a self-proclaimed "jigsaw",It's a jigsaw murderer.,Not a jigsaw murderer.。
As for why it is called this name, because those who have not passed the test of the old man are missing a very important piece of survival consciousness in the puzzle of life.
Murderer, only obey him.
Fortunately, the popularity of "Pinocchio" is still there, otherwise now-
"The Little Prince" has just finished writing the first draft.
"Winter Night Walker" has not yet discovered its value.
"Saw Horror" was not released.
It seems that there are many works, but in fact, there are no new works that will meet the audience.
Writers and celebrities are the same, they both need exposure, the most realistic example, before Mo Yan won the Nobel Prize in Literature, the sales were only like that, but after he won it, he immediately became a hot seller.
"Where is the little brother?"
"Magic City Press. ”
"Okay, you sit tight, go to the Demon Capital Publishing House, you have to pass by Xiaotai, there should be a traffic jam at this time, I'll give you a bypass from Guangan Road, although it's a little farther away, but it's not a traffic jam, little brother, what do you think?"
"Whatever you want, just be happy. ”
Brother: "??"
Han Shi took the fight and came to the Magic Capital Publishing House, and today he came here to paint.
There are a lot of illustrations in The Little Prince, and of course, those illustrations are also very simple, just like children's graffiti.
According to the content of the book "The Little Prince", painting is "me", a person who has been very talented in painting since childhood, but has been consumed by geography, history, mathematics, Chinese textbooks, and frustrations brought by adults.
In the book, "I" is a pilot, that is, this background, the painting is definitely not good.
Therefore, Han Shi did it himself, and the first painting was a picture of a python swallowing a giant beast.
The second picture is of a snake swallowing an elephant, and of course the second picture is like a hat.
The general drawing is like this, two line segments are linked, and then the upper line segment is in the shape of a wave, to be honest, Han Shi's painting is like a hat, but it is more like an undulating hill.
The third painting is even more "chic......
Dozens of drawings, although most of them are very simple and can be drawn with a few strokes, but they were still painted in an afternoon.
After the drawing.
"Novels, poetry, singing, sculpture, I thought you could do anything, but I didn't expect your talent for painting to be really low. Tsunga had a sense of schadenfreude.
"I said at the beginning that you should conform to the original book and draw a little worse, but now it seems that you don't need to say it at all, because you can only paint like this. ”
What is Chang He gloating about, in fact, if you think about it carefully, you also know that in many cases...... Well, to be precise, all the time, Chang He is the one who is dumbfounded, and then he is angry and can't speak.
Han Shi also likes it, you can't get used to me, and you have to build socialism with me.
Most of the time, Chang He's impression of Han Shi is omniscient and omnipotent, and now he finally sees Han Shi deflated, of course he is happy.
"No one knows everything, but I'm at least much better than someone who doesn't know anything. Han Shi suddenly asked, "Can you sing?"
Chang He shook his head, he was called a KTV ghost, his singing is not a fatal problem, it is a problem that the people next door will come to him and tell him not to sing, you must know that the sound insulation effect of the KTV private room is quite good.
"Then you can write poems and write?" Han Shi asked again.
"Won't"
Tsunega has also written some things before, but talent is a problem, otherwise he wouldn't have worked in a publishing house.
"What about the sculpture?" Han Shi asked again.
"No, I don't know what to do here, and what are you asking about Han Gongzi. Chang He asked.
Han Shi said: "Obviously, the person I said who doesn't know anything is you." ”
"......" Changhe, this Nima.
If you want to find a way to get back a game, Chang He muttered in his heart, thought about it for a while, and finally came up with a way.
"Thanks to Pinocchio, I'm in charge of fairy tales, but I don't have time to hand them over to the printing press today. Chang He said: "I can't ask you to run up and down with me, that's not good, so it's a pity." ”
"You can cash out. Han Shi said without being salty.
"Ahem. Chang He choked and said, "What did you say?"
Han Shi stretched out his hand and said: "Don't regret it, where are you going to invite me to eat, what is the per capita consumption of that place, I eat more than ordinary people, so add 20% to the per capita consumption, just give me money, I can eat by myself, it doesn't affect at all." ”
"......" Chang He really wanted to blurt out, what makes you thick-skinned to such an extent, and this kind of thing can be said with confidence.
"Haha" Chang He smiled dryly: "Han Shi, you are so humorous, how can you reflect friendship in cash, find a time when I have time, take you there." ”
"It's fine. Han Shi nodded.
Chang He breathed a sigh of relief, and was almost pitted by himself. (To be continued.) )