Chapter 783: Who Is the Worst (Page 1/1)

Tang Long nodded seriously, the two of them went out of the gate of the police station, turned a corner, and directly advanced a small restaurant domineeringly, without ordering anything, directly asked for three plates of fried beef, Tang Long also wanted to ask for a bottle of beer for himself, but was stopped by Bai Feng.

Not to mention Tang Long, Bai Feng's mouth has almost faded out of the water in the past few days, and the eyes of the guests next to him after eating a meal are straight, thinking that these two have escaped from the refugee camp.

The two ate more than 100 yuan, and they were originally going to take the shuttle bus to school, because Tang Long had no ID card, so he could only take the black car, but the driver's business was sluggish, and he dragged them around from morning to afternoon.

As a result, the problem came again, Tang Long didn't have an ID card, and the second was a man, so he couldn't go to the dormitory, Bai Feng looked at the small money in his pocket, so he could only find him a small hotel that was so dilapidated that it didn't have a door number, 30 yuan a night, and he didn't even have a toilet.

Fortunately, you can stay in this place without checking your ID card, otherwise, Tang Long would really have to live under the bridge at night.

Afraid that this goods would starve to death outside, he gave him another hundred yuan to eat, and when the two were about to break up, Tang Long's tears fell, and he said God, how could I never have thought that I could be poor in this life?

If you want to talk about poverty, the poorest person is not him, but the golden hammer that has fallen on the streets of Qingdao......

In a hurry, he helped Bai Feng block a blow, but he was also teleported together because he broke into the teleportation array, but because of the shift in position, he was teleported to the land.

At this moment, wearing a robe and coat, the mantle was using the last bit of magic to teach a few wild dogs who had been with him for seven or eight days.

A fire bomb technique killed a wild dog that rushed to the front, and while there was no one around, he grabbed the half-cooked dog meat and ran to his old place of rest, under the pedestrian bridge on Miaoyun Street.

With a few old friends (actually three beggars) who had just befriended, they skillfully gutted the dogs, set up a grill, and began to roast them.

He was aggrieved to find that after he came to this strange world, he was not as happy as Bai Feng said, but his cultivation faded quickly, and after the last fire bomb technique was thrown, he turned out to be an ordinary person, and he no longer had any mana.

Not only that, but the most unfortunate thing is that Bai Feng, the local indigenous guide, has lost contact.

He coveted the fragrance wafting from the various restaurants on the street, but he was penniless, dressed in tatters, and after being kicked out several times, he understood that this world was the same as the cultivation realm, except that the poor had the title of poor sling.

Fortunately, he has the last bit of mana, and he goes out every day to steal chickens and dogs and come back to roast and eat, so that he will not starve to death.

Xin said that he was also a monk in the foundation building period, and he was the head of the Seven Star Pavilion, why is he so miserable now?

"Boss, the dog meat is cooked!"

The little beggar Liu Ming swallowed his saliva and reminded him, and the other beggars knocked on the dishes and chopsticks one after another.

"Is it cooked? Eat it when it's cooked...... Come, let's divide the ......."

The three beggars these days because of the appearance of the golden hammer, the days that pass are called a moisturization, and there is meat all of a sudden, and chicken and dog meat are eaten in different ways.

When they were full of food and drink, they wanted to sleep, but the three of them were called by the golden hammer.

"Xiao Wu, don't pick your teeth, and you, dog baby, can you stop picking your feet and learn from Liu Ming...... Sit down, I'll say a few words...... Ahem......"

The golden hammer had its own aura of being in charge, and with a cough, the three of them immediately sat up straight.

"From tomorrow, because of force majeure, I can't get dog meat and chicken anymore, so everything has to find another way, you three are older than me, all say, is there any way to get money quickly??"

Wow!

The eldest dog raised his hand and said proudly.

"Grab a bank!"

Xiao Wu glanced at him and scolded.

"Robbing a bank is looking for death, boss, I think it's better to touch porcelain, it's thousands of dollars at a time!"

"How many thousand?"

"Buying roast chicken is enough for the four of us to eat for half a month!"

"That's good, how do you touch this porcelain?"

The dog baby rolled her eyes and scolded back.

"Boss, don't listen to his nonsense, it's too dangerous to touch porcelain, it's thousands of dollars to touch, and if you can't touch it, it's tens of thousands!"

"Tens of thousands of dollars is not good?"

"Tens of thousands of yuan is the funeral expenses of the death!"

Jin Tiehammer was speechless, and the youngest Liu Ming said weakly in a whisper.

"Boss, money is not so easy to make, if it is really easy to get rich, who can be a beggar......"

No one was right about this, the four of them sighed in unison, and fell into deep thought, and after a while, Liu Ming pointed to his disabled leg.

"Boss, why don't you ...... Let's continue to ask for food tomorrow, at least we won't starve to death, everyone has money now, if we meet a kind person, we can ask for a lot of money at the end of the day......"

"Do you really want food? No, I am the head of the Seven Star Pavilion, how can I go to ask for food, I can't ask for food in my life!!"

……

Day 2, eight o'clock in the morning.

During the rush hour, under the pedestrian bridge, Liu Ming, Xiao Wu, and Dog Wa each knelt in a row......

In front of Liu Ming was a wooden board with the words ......

[I, Liu Ming, live in XXX, because of my physical disability, I trouble all the well-wishers passing by......]

Xiao Wu shares a piece of cardboard with the dog baby, and it reads......

[The old father is seriously ill and needs to raise money to see a doctor, good people passing by......]

The two of them sang a double reed, Xiao Wu played the son, the dog baby was a little older to play the father, for the sake of realism, the dog baby also picked up an expired bottle of women's cosmetics in the trash can to smear herself.

BB applied a thicker face, wiped some on the lips, and then turned a dead fish eye and lay in Xiao Wu's arms, at first glance it really looked like he was seriously ill with a pale face and blue lips.

It's a pity that the pedestrians are in a hurry during the rush hour at work, and no one notices them at all, and they are under the overpass, passing by cars, and the three of them knelt for an hour, and their feet were frozen and numb and they didn't ask for a penny.

The golden hammer next to him shook his head, and sighed to himself, Bai Feng, Bai Feng, where are you? Didn't you say okay, when I come to this world, let me eat and drink spicy food?

Now I'm dying of hunger, and I'm going to be forced to kneel down and ask for food......

"Boss, why don't you put some dust on your face and kneel, and if you're afraid of the ground, I'll lay some ......grass for you."

Liu Ming kindly looked at the golden hammer, and the head of the golden hammer shook like a rattle.

"No, no, I'll think about it again......"

Ten minutes later......

Cuckoo......

Jin Tiehammer touched his stomach and sighed.

"Alas, I want to be the head of the Seven Star Pavilion, a monk in the late stage of foundation building, a man who is as free as the wind, but now I am going to be forced to this point by a bite of food, just ask for food, I want food......"

After sighing, he sat on the ground next to Liu Ming, and Liu Ming hurriedly reminded him.

"Boss, you have to kneel to ask for food, and no one will give you money when you sit. ”

"I have to kneel too?"

"Boss, you will just do it, if you really don't want to kneel, you can go to the side and rest, I will help you kneel, anyway, I am used to it." ”

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