"Yu Yan, Mrs. Pressing" Chapter 75 Fire and Sassy (3)

When Ah Le came home exhausted, Yu Yan was doing housework while watching TV in the living room, looking indifferent, not like a woman waiting for her husband to come home. I only have one sentence for the + reading book network, the update speed is n times ahead of other stations, and there are few advertisements

The children are already asleep.

The plot of the Korean drama that is popular on TV is almost the same as what Ah Le often sees.

Ah Le quietly went to take a bath, change clothes, and then the two entered the world of two.

Yu Yan asked, "How is it?"

"Shun lì is shun lì, just tired enough!" said Ah Le.

"Isn't it just a matter of inviting someone to dinner? Why are you so tired?"

"You don't know this, eating is sometimes more tiring than doing things, let alone drinking. At the banquet, you have to persuade the bar? The person who persuades the drinker you have to be able to drink, right? If you can drink, you have to keep persuading the drinker, how can the person who can't persuade the wine invite the guest to the satisfaction of the guest? If the guest is not satisfied, isn't your banquet for nothing?" Ah Le said.

"You men just have a lot of things, and you are so particular about drinking. We women are different, we eat when we eat, go to two from three to five, go straight to the topic, and go to the mall after eating. Yu Yan said.

Ah Le smiled: "Visiting the mall is a waste of time. That's why you women are called that, with long hair and short knowledge. No culture, no taste, no interest in life. Do you know what is the culture of drinking? It is the culture that we men created in drinking. The greatest thing to learn about a meal is to drink alcohol. And what kind of wine to drink, how to drink, and what environment to drink, is the focus of men's research, and it is also the key to the success of the hospitality. ”

Yu Yan smiled: "My man has a lot of skills, and he has actually gained experience and level when he goes out a few times." Tell me, then, what's the trick to drinking with a treat?"

Ah Le said slowly: "Hehe, my wife's orders must naturally be followed. Let's just talk about this bar, you have to see who you are inviting and who is drinking. Zhou Libo once said: 'Township and town cadres drink yellow wine, speak yellow words, and watch yellow dishes; county-level cadres drink white wine, touch white legs, and play white strips; prefectural and city-level cadres drink red wine, kiss red lips, and receive red envelopes; provincial-level cadres drink foreign wine, drive foreign cars, and soak foreign girls; cadres at the next higher level drink famous wine, speak famous sayings, and become famous stars; and ordinary people drink beer, listen to, and become." The teacher's summary is really to the point, I didn't say a word about it, it is really a blessing for three lives, and it is applicable everywhere. I admire the five bodies to the ground, I admire the six gods without masters, I am so excited that the seven holes bleed, I am so excited that the eight sides are majestic, and the ninety-nine are one: very wonderful. ”

"You men just like to complicate simple issues, that's why it's difficult...... Hehe. Yu Yan also joked because Ah Le went home on time and played treasure to make her happy: "You men only care about their own happiness, but I don't know if my wife is worried about you at home...... That's why people say that men are always boys who haven't grown up, and they will never make people feel uneasy. ”

Ah Le said: "If all the men grow up, what is the use of you women? One of God's purposes in creating women is for you to discipline us men who will never grow up." Hahahaha. However, my wife is an exception, my wife was sent by God to make me happy. ”

Yu Yan said: "You just stinky and beautiful." I don't care about you...... Revolution depends on self-consciousness. If you don't realize it, even if I tie you to your belt, you will betray me. Right?"

Ah Le said: "Wronged, Lord Qingtian." I'm very self-conscious. I have never betrayed you...... If you don't believe me, I'll swear by a curse, which one ......"

Just as Ah Le was about to swear, Yu Yan blocked Ah Le's mouth with her hand: "Don't learn from a duck's hard mouth." Am I not sure what you men are thinking? To be honest, I never believed that you wouldn't do bad things...... It's just that...... The question of whether the conditions are ripe or not, and the question of whether the timing is appropriate or not. As long as you don't go too far, we'll be fine. I won't believe the swearing. How many swore by Jingjing's father in front of me...... It's not the same useless. Therefore, someone summed up the experience, the man is reliable, and the sow will go up the tree. I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than in a man's mouth!"

Ah Le said: "Atheists believe that there are no ghosts in the world, and ghosts are scary imagined in people's hearts, that is, dark ghosts are born in suspicion, and ghosts are a mirror of people's hearts. ”

"Yes, people who don't have ghosts have an open heart. Do you have a ghost in your heart?" Yu Yan said.

Ah Le said: "There must be no ghost in my heart, if there is, it is a female ghost...... Hee-hee. ”

Yu Yan said: "You tell the truth, how did you invite you today? What have you done, and you haven't recruited from the truth!"

Ah Le said: "You don't always suspect that there are dark ghosts, right? I have a treat, but I have your approval? The purpose of the treat is to let a few of them help us solve the problem of the transfer of land for the project of Ethereal Mountain...... In other words, if there is any violation, it can also be treated as a special case, and it cannot be strictly ...... conventional."

Yu Yan said sternly: "Don't talk nonsense, you don't care about him." I have plenty of proof for you!"

Ah Le said: "My wife, as your old man knows, the main body of the guests I invite today is between the government and the people...... Village cadre. So, we drank liquor first, then beer...... Then I got drunk, went to sleep, and came back. The whole process is innocent, I didn't hide it from you at all, please find out to my wife!"

"You're not going to work for me. Let's be honest. What are you doing after eating?" asked Yu Yan reluctantly.

Ah Le broke out in a cold sweat and snorted, "After we eat...... Afterwards...... Just go to ...... I'm drunk, and I don't know what I'm going to do?"

"You don't know what you're doing, I'll tell you the truth, my good friend knows everything you are doing, and has reported it to me in detail. You'll confess. Yu Yan said.

"Isn't it okay to be lenient if you confess?" asked Ah Le.

"The old rules, leniency in confession, and strictness in resistance. Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot. ** Say, it doesn't matter if a person makes a mistake, as long as he corrects it, he is still a good comrade. However, it doesn't matter if you make mistakes. You don't make the mistake of being strict!" Yu Yan warned.

Ah Le thought, as for whether others made strict mistakes, he didn't know, but he definitely didn't make strict mistakes. So, his tone hardened: "Don't worry, my wife, I made a small mistake, but I didn't make a mistake of principle." Shall I take the initiative to turn myself in, take the initiative to confess, take the initiative to confess, and strive for leniency?"

If you want to know what happened next, please see Chapter 76 of "Mrs. Yu Yan" (1)

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