"This doll has a strange skeleton and outstanding talent, and will definitely be able to carry the façade of my Guangchengzi in the future, so this time in Kunlun selection, my Guangchengzi is very lucky!"

"Congratulations on finding a good apprentice, I am sincerely happy for you. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Hahaha, you kid is not honest, didn't you also accept a good seedling. As a senior brother, I have to congratulate you. ”

Kunlun Mountain

In a mountain range called Kongtong Xianfeng, in a towering classical style hall with no end in sight, an elegant middle-aged man in a brand-name black suit and another middle-aged man in the same costume are touting each other.

But judging from the clothes they are wearing, it seems that both of them are successful people in the real society, but who can know that these two are really famous immortals.

And judging from the style of the two, they can't fight with the immortals.

But the two of them are authentic immortals.

In fact, it is not surprising at all, because like Nuwa, these two also use another identity to 'roll' in the red dust.

And these two who praise each other, a nomination number is absolutely dumb.

One is Guangchengzi, the elder brother of the Interpretation, and the other is the Red Sperm, one of the twelve immortals of the Interpretation, these two are definitely famous in the myths and legends of different time and space.

Of course, Guang Chengzi's name is bigger.

And also has the nickname 'Madonna Killer'.

And red sperm is worse.

But no matter what, these two are real immortals, well-known in the cultivation world, and they are among the twelve double-flower red sticks under the original command of the sect leader.

"It's really boring for our senior brothers and brothers to praise each other, we have been trapped in the secret realm for so many years, and these habits are a little unbreakable, and it is just to make the gods speechless. ”

After touting it for a while, Guang Chengzi was a little excited.

Seeing that Guang Chengzi's momentum was declining, Chi Jing suddenly lost interest, and his momentum became a little gray like his own senior brother.

Seeing that the red sperm nodded, he looked very identified with Guang Chengzi, and then said: "Who says it's not, today's society is completely different from the era we experienced, mortals can also fly to the sky through some tools, and even the weapons used are not inferior to immortal arts, so when mortals see us immortals, they are basically more curious than afraid, and they are just thinking about how to find a bargain, which is really annoying." ”

When Guang Chengzi heard this, he looked at his junior brother curiously, and noticed that the red sperm seemed to have some unusual worldly experiences, and couldn't help but ask casually with curiosity in his heart: "Senior brother, it seems that you are not very happy, why, what happened in the world?"

The red sperm nodded sullenly: "Hey, don't mention it, we senior brothers haven't seen each other for more than ten years, and they are all rolling in the red dust of the world, and they are familiar with the current customs and customs, so senior brother, have you experienced my strange encounters, and you are all in tears when you say it." ”

The fire of gossip in Guang Chengzi's heart was ignited by red sperm.

"Hurry up and tell me brother, what happened to you?"

Of course, although Guang Chengzi is very gossip in his heart, he pretends to be 'I care about you' on the surface.

The red sperm sighed: "Senior brother, I really didn't mix too well outside, and now that I have an apprentice, I don't plan to go out anymore." ”

Red sperm still didn't say what had happened to him.

This made Guang Chengzi very disappointed.

You know, he's just waiting for the gossip of the red sperm.

"The master will not allow it, we have to be familiar with the rules of this era at the moment, and then we can work out how to gather faith, this is the most important thing I teach. ”

The red sperm raised his head with a resentful expression and looked at Guang Chengzi.

And Guang Chengzi was given goosebumps by the red sperm's 'resentment' at this look.

Just when Guang Chengzi wanted to open his mouth and ask Chijingzi, "Senior brother, you won't become a, right?"

Guang Chengzi didn't know why Chi Jing asked this, but he still replied: "The profession is not bad, specializing in helping people see feng shui." ”

Speaking of his profession, Guang Chengzi also opened the conversation.

"Senior brother, you don't know, a few years ago, senior brother, I had a miserable life, basically I ate this meal without the next meal, because many people didn't want to believe this at that time.

However, it has been better in recent years, and now the domestic economic environment in China is very good, ordinary people have made money, and some people have even made a fortune.

And the bosses who have made a fortune have also begun to believe in feng shui more and more, so senior brother I have also begun to become rich and watery, and my small life is nourishing. ”

The red sperm raised his hand to cover his face, interrupting Guang Chengzi's words.

"Then brother, do you know what kind of profession I have in the world?"

Guang Chengzi shook his head, indicating that he really didn't know.

Immediately, the red sperm told Guang Chengzi in a tone that was about to cry: "The occupation I won by lottery was actually to go to Xiangjiang to do black # Dao, you say that I am not a tragedy." ”

Xiangjiang Black # Road?

Although this profession doesn't sound good, it won't make red sperm so depressed and entangled, right?

In this regard, Guang Chengzi was a little puzzled.

At this time, the red sperm continued: "Senior brother, do you think that my profession is very good?"

Guang Chengzi nodded, yes, that's what he thought.

After all, not all film and television dramas are played like this.

Look at those big brothers from Hong Kong and Taiwan, who is not hugging the little brother when he goes out, and he looks like a cow X who walks with the wind, and it is not too much to describe the small life as a drunken gold fan.

Red Sperm looked depressed, "Have you forgotten the rules that the master made when we drew lots to go to Hongchen to practice?"

After such a reminder from the red sperm, Guang Chengzi suddenly remembered such a thing, and at the same time, his face showed a sudden realization.

Wow!

No wonder, no wonder the red sperm is so depressed.

Apparently it was the result of the master's rules.

I saw the red sperm complaining infinitely: "Senior brother, don't you know, after drawing this professional lottery, I will follow the routine formulated by the master, and swim to the Xiangjiang River, which is really smuggled by swimming, and it is useless to have any fairy power!"

After I arrived in Xiangjiang, I began to think about how to get involved in the black # road, but people thought I was too old and didn't want me, and I couldn't use fairy power. ”

Guang Chengzi really sympathized with the red sperm at this time.

"Why did you say that the master made that rule at that time, I can't figure it out!", the red sperm complained a little about the master's primordial Tianzun on this issue.

Seeing this, Guang Chengzi raised his hand and patted Chi Jingzi's shoulder, and comforted: "Everything is over, now that the major forces have returned, and the restrictions set by the master have been lifted, I think you will never have to live that kind of life again." ”

The red sperm was silent for a moment, and then said: "But I don't want to continue to live that kind of black # dao life, after all, I am an upright immortal to do the black # dao, which is too unorthodox." ”

Obviously, the red sperm is very resistant to this.

At this time, Guang Chengzi had to remind Chi Jingzi: "Shizun naturally has Shizun's plans, and we as disciples must follow Shizun's arrangement." Besides, although our experience in the world is over, we still have to move on to the next step, and we need to gather faith for the sake of teaching. ”

In a word, these disciples will continue to live in the world, as mortals!

"Senior brother, I already have apprentices. ”

Red sperm wants to hold on.

It's a pity, how could Guang Chengzi let him get his wish.

"You can take your disciples with you. ”

"Then what will my apprentice do if he teaches to be black#society#!?"

"Won't you keep him from learning those things?"

"I'm unlucky, I drew a career lottery to draw this profession, and the master said that it can't be changed!"

"This is your chance, the Heavenly Dao is mysterious. ”

"Wonderful fart!"

"Senior brother said cautiously. ”

Woo whoa! Woo whoa!

When Guang Chengzi and Chi Sperm became louder and louder, and there was a tendency to quarrel, the little baby who was sleeping beside Guang Chengzi suddenly cried, interrupting the situation where the smell of gunpowder became stronger and stronger.

Guang Chengzi hurriedly picked up the baby and began to coax the baby very unskillfully.

The baby looks like he is almost a year old, and he looks very cute and attractive.

Hiroshiko clearly has no experience in taking care of children.

The little baby was crying more and more, and his voice was getting louder and louder, making Guang Chengzi's forehead sweat.

"Don't cry! Master told you not to cry! Shut up!"

Guang Chengzi will not coax the child, and desperately give orders to the distressed child.

It's a pity that he couldn't succeed in doing this.

On the other hand, the child's crying is getting louder and louder.

Red sperm suddenly said at this time, "Is the child peeing his pants?"

Not!

The reminder of the red sperm suddenly made Guang Chengzi wake up.

Immediately, Guang Chengzi looked through it, and sure enough, the child urinated.

As Guang Chengzi took off the baby's pants, a smell of urine suddenly spread.

At this time, Guang Chengzi didn't care about the identity of the immortal, and began to change the child's pants and diapers in a hurry, and his clumsy appearance made people look very funny.

However, the red sperm did not laugh, but watched Guang Chengzi busy with his work, and learned the techniques of his own senior brother, because he also received an apprentice of the same size.

Therefore, the problems that Guangchengzi encountered today will be encountered in the future, so how can he succeed if he doesn't learn to learn.

After working for a long time, Guang Chengzi finally finished sweating.

After changing into dry pants and new diapers, the child really stopped crying.

Guang Chengzi sat down again, looked at the baby who was sitting in place and playing, and said very self-deprecatingly: "This is all self-inflicted trouble, I always think that apprentices will be better trained and taught since childhood, but I forgot that there will be a lot of trouble." ”

Guang Chengzi's words resonated with Chi Jingzi, and when he saw Chi Jing nodding in agreement, he echoed: "Who said it wasn't, we didn't expect it to be so difficult to take care of children." ”

Before the red sperm could finish speaking, his brows suddenly furrowed, and then his nose fluttered a few times, because he smelled a fishy smell that gradually became stronger.

Suddenly, the red sperm turned his head to look at the baby on his side, and then reached out to the baby's lower body!

The slimy feel made the red sperm close its eyes......

Come to think that Chi Jing and Guang Chengzi have forgotten that they are still immortals, right?

What about your immortal means?

What about supernatural powers?

Two famous immortals, will also have a headache about this kind of thing?

From this point of view, taking care of children is a headache even for immortals.