"Yu Yan: The King of the Mountain" Chapter 91 Silver Carp (1)

After all, Xing Yufei is a female man who has been tested by alcohol, and the people in Longhua Town at the wine table take turns to toast, she does not refuse to come, she is mainly anti-guest, and the more she drinks, the more energetic she becomes. Read the full text of the latest chapter

Since everyone doesn't have the amount of alcohol to drink with Xing Yu Phoebe, they can only chat with her.

Men are spiritual, and men and men chat at the wine table and tea table, either about women or about politics; women are materialistic, and women and women chat under the dinner table and card table, either about clothes or about the economy.

When men and women chat, they generally talk about their feelings and recite lyrical poems, while women talk with men and generally talk about life and recite prose poems.

You can't live without feelings, and you can't live without feelings.

When you drink tea, you have to chat, and when you drink, you can't help but chat.

Confidants meet for tea and wine, and life is proud of the meal.

Drink to see the opponent, chat to see the object. There are different pleasures in chatting with different people.

After all, Zhang Minglei is the top leader of the party and government in Longhua Town, although he also wants to let loose on the wine table, borrow wine to strengthen his courage, and relax. But because of the feelings, I didn't dare to go too far, and only said something that didn't hurt or itch. And Xing Yufei is different - she is a beauty, and a beauty can be willful. She interrupted Zhang Minglei's words and said with a smile: "Brother Lei, you said that you are drunk and understand, I think you have eaten two taels and half a catty, and you are not drunk at all." I've seen a lot of drunken men, but which one isn't talking nonsense? Anyone who says he's drunk is generally not drunk, and whoever says he's not drunk is really drunk......

Zhang Minglei was very embarrassed and said: "Xing Bureau, don't I want to do the friendship of the landlord." (800) I can't just drink and not take care of the guests, I don't know if I should say I'm drunk or not......"

Xing Yufei said: "Then you...... Are you drunk or not?"

Zhang Minglei said: "Say I'm drunk, you say I'm not really drunk, I say I'm not drunk, you believe I'm not drunk." Why is it so hard to prove that you're drunk?"

Zhang Minglei couldn't prove that he was drunk, and he couldn't prove that he wasn't drunk. The mayor of the town, Hu Binyuan, had no choice but to stand up and take the call: "I have heard a lot of Xing Bureau in Xiajiu, and we don't have the courage and amount of alcohol to talk to you about drinking." However, today, you and Zhang Zixuan are the most honored guests in our town, and we have to toast you with this glass of wine. I'll do it first!"

After Hu Binyuan finished speaking, he drank the glass of wine with a clatter. Xing Yufei didn't drink it, nor did she put down her wine glass, but just smiled faintly: "Mayor Hu is worthy of being a good comrade cultivated by the party and a good mayor under the leadership of the party committee...... At the most critical juncture, come out to share the worries and solve problems for the party committee?"

Hu Binyuan said: "Where is it, it is purely personal will, personal feelings, personal intentions, I admire Xing Ju, so I toast, there is no other meaning." ”

Xing Yufei said: "What does it mean if you don't mean anything else? It's really okay for you to want me to drink, but you said that you and Comrade Zixuan are classmates...... Zixuan, when were you and Mayor Hu classmates?"

Zhang Zixuan said: "Xing Bureau, Mayor Hu and I are classmates in the youth cadre class of the Party School of the County Party Committee. ”

Xing Yufei said: "Do you think that only the two of you have studied at the party school of the county party committee? Sue sù, the old lady has also read, let's should, oh, no, and the leaders in your team, we are all students of the party school, let's drink today, but we can't forget our teacher, so, I mention yì, let's raise a glass to our party school teacher Zhang Minglei, who teaches rural work!"

Ah Le saw that Xing Yufei was starting to drink, and also came forward to play a round: "If you want it, let's come together, Brother Jing Lei." ”

Ah Le was about to drink, but was stopped by Xing Yufei: "Mr. Duan, you are not busy drinking! I know that you and Brother Lei are classmates, oh, and our Director Liu Yanhong Liu, you are all classmates, today our classmates from the party school drank first, let's respect you together." ”

After a few toasts, everyone was quiet.

Hu Binyuan said: "We are very happy to drink today, especially our Xingju and everyone mingle, so that everyone feels very happy...... Very happy. ”

Zhang Zixuan said: "Classmate Hu, your meaning is not expressed accurately, are you very happy or happy?"

Hu Binyuan said: "Is there any difference between this? Zixuan." So what do you think?"

Zhang Zixuan said: "Happiness and joy are both happy meanings. But happiness focuses on inner feelings, and happiness comes from physical feelings. So, in fact, it is still different. ”

"It doesn't matter how the fuck feels, anyway, the implication is that everyone is very happy and open, and what should be talked about is said, and what should not be talked about is also said...... We firmly believe that in the near future, our boss will ...... Oh, now it's not allowed to call the boss, that is, our brother Lei, oh...... It seems that we are not allowed to call Brother Brother now, Comrade Zhang Minglei, in the near future, will definitely soar and become a deputy county-level leading cadre like the Yi Standing Committee. Hu Binyuan's wine was drunk, his speech was not so coherent, and the content began to be heavy.

Zhang Zixuan saw that Hu Binyuan was a little drunk, and reminded in a low voice: "What are you talking about? Don't you see that there are two rivals competing for the deputy county level at the table? Xing Ju also wants to be promoted to the next level, what nonsense are you talking about here?"

Zhang Minglei thinks very highly of himself and thinks that sooner or later he will have to be a deputy county level. Hearing Hu Binyuan say this, he was excited, and said: "Thank you Jiyan, I only want to do things, and I never want to be an official." ”

Hu Binyuan said: "What ** deputy county level, isn't it the deputy department." In our small place, he is a great official, and in a big place, it is said that prostitutes are also at the level of deputy director. Legend has it that a deputy county-level leader accompanied the guests to a certain place for entertainment, and arranged a very sexy and charming young lady to serve him, and he asked the young lady, "Is it a virgin?" and the young lady said, "This is not easy to answer, if you want to say that you are not ......a virgin, right?" It's hard to say, that'...... Even if it's a deputy department. "Look at it, the service ladies are all deputy directors...... Awesome, right?"

Everyone burst into laughter. Xing Yufei originally wanted to be a deputy county level, but after hearing this joke, she didn't dare to say that she also had plans to be a deputy director, so she had to take care of it, she said: "Just now, Mayor Hu told you a very good story, and I will tell you another thing that I personally experienced, so that everyone can sober up." At that time, I was the executive deputy mayor of the town, and across the street from my office was the deputy secretary, next door to the mayor, and across from the mayor was the secretary. One day, an old grandmother came to the town to run errands with her grandson, who had just entered elementary school and could read and write. Therefore, when I saw the door number of the office, I read 'secretary, deputy secretary...... Mayor (read as usual), Deputy Mayor (read as usual)'......"

If you want to know what happened next, please see Chapter 91 of "Yu Yan: The King of the Mountain" (2)

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