You Yong's luck is really bad. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The night before, he was knocked unconscious by Shi Xiang, who practiced judo, and the next morning he was beaten by his sister with slippers, and when he came to class, he was kicked into the hospital by Xia Qi's 'severed children and grandchildren'.

Originally, it was just an accidental injury, so the injury was not particularly serious, but You Yong, who needed to be hospitalized, made Xia Qi, who was not from a very good family, very relieved, and offered to take care of You Yong.

You He, who knew that his younger brother was admitted to the hospital, rushed to the hospital angrily, but after seeing Xia Qi's appearance and knowing the situation, he turned around and pulled Fu Zhengyi out of the ward, and asked very seriously whether Xia Qi was beautiful or Shi Xiang, who practiced judo, was beautiful?

Fu Zhengyi, who was stunned by Youhe's question, asked after a while. "Why are you asking this?"

"Oh, you were also there last night, the one who practiced judo must be a fierce woman with five big and three thick, my brother likes to practice judo, it is better to chase this girl, although she looks thin and her breasts are not big, but that ass is not small, at first glance it looks like a good daughter-in-law......"

A lot of Balabala, after listening to Fu Zhengyi, who was analyzed and strangely based on the theory of You He, was dumbfounded, he really couldn't understand the way of thinking of the sister and brother, so he had to tell You He that Xia Qi was more beautiful than Shi Xiang in terms of appearance, but Shi Xiang, who practiced judo in terms of figure, was enough to throw off Xia Qi eight streets.

"Oh, why are you so brainless, it's not that a big butt is necessarily good, this depends on the proportion!" You He, who turned around in front of Fu Zhengyi as he spoke, pointed to himself and asked eagerly. "Look at me! Although my figure is not particularly perfect, but if I am used as a reference, who do you think Xia Qi in it looks more pleasing to the eye than Shi Xiang who practices judo?"

Fu Zhengyi will never answer such a question.

Whatever you say, you're going to offend the other two.

Xia Qi is a classmate in the next four years, although Shi Xiang, who practices judo, although he is not familiar with her, there is no need to take the initiative to provoke, let alone You He, who is standing in front of him now, Fu Zhengyi believes that if he dares to say that her figure is not good, the consequences must be very serious.

This pair of sisters and brothers is very strange, Fu Zhengyi didn't bother to pay attention to it, and saw that there was nothing to do with him in the hospital, so he hurried back to school to find Sophia.

Before entering the school, he also specially asked that Sophia is a teaching assistant in the French college, and she is not qualified to teach alone, not to mention that she herself has a 'dyslexia', why did she replace the old lady who originally taught "French Extensive Reading" as his teacher in vain?

Faced with Fu Zhengyi's questioning, Sophia, who laughed out loud, asked proudly. "Surprised, did you feel particularly surprised?"

"I'm really surprised to you, happy ...... I haven't found it yet!"

"Righteousness! What you say will make me very sad!"

Sophia, who covered her chest and pretended to be distressed, made Fu Zhengyi speechless, and could only watch her show her acting talent in front of her.

Seeing that Fu Zhengyi was not fooled at all, Sophia, who pouted, had no choice but to sit down and explain. Although I have dyslexia, I can still teach by memorization, not to mention that after the National Day, I will become your speaking teacher, responsible for the students' speaking!"

During the class, he found that Sophia was relying on memory to teach, so Fu Zhengyi smiled. "Thankfully, I really thought you had to deal with a subject like French Extensive Reading, which requires a wide range of reading skills, and teaching oral language is a breeze for you, and you just need to speak normally every day to complete the teaching task......"

"How can you say that about my work! I have worked very hard to prepare for lessons, to impart knowledge, to give students a better learning environment, and to be able to enjoy French, the most elegant ......language recognized by all mankind, from the bottom of my heart."

"Pull it down, this is just the narcissism of you French people, it seems to be specifically pointed out in international trade textbooks, saying that it is better to use French instead of English for business activities in France! Actually, I don't think it matters what language you speak, what matters is to see which side is the demand side! If I go to France with a large amount of French francs to buy goods, as long as I give the price high enough, even if I let the French speak Mandarin, there will be no problem!"

Fu Zhengyi, who was very disdainful of saying the above theory, was speechless for a long time, and after thinking about it, she found that this was really the truth, and she got up angrily and rushed into her bedroom, and when she came out, she slapped a printed form of "Applying to Join the Student Union" in front of him and said angrily. "Righteousness! I didn't realize you were such a philistine before! Does it give you a sense of accomplishment to humiliate a French lady of great grace and beauty in such a way?"

It's been a few days since the start of school, and Fu Zhengyi is really very dissatisfied but disgusted with the English professor who has raised the status of foreign languages infinitely, so he vented his dissatisfaction when Sophia mentioned this topic, and saw that she was really a little angry, but he smiled and asked after taking the application form. "Okay, okay, French is really good, but do you know how the average student feels after four years of French learning?"

"What do you mean?"

Thinking of the 'roaring' French learning experience he had seen on the Internet in his previous life, Fu Zhengyi cleared his throat and opened his mouth.

All the nouns in French are divided into men and women!

The beard is a woman!

The hair is a man!

The keys and locks are all women's!

How ******** the French opened the door!

I can't sleep in bed again!

Because the bed is also a man!

The stirring base of the red fruit fruit!

Remember the gender of all words!

Because the articles of men and women are different!

The adjectives are different!

It's different!

After listening to the use of 'roaring body' to describe the feeling of learning French, Sophia was so angry that she almost fainted, and stared at Fu Zhengyi in amazement for five minutes before she said angrily. "Righteousness! How can you insult my mother tongue like this! I demand that you apologize immediately! Otherwise, I will definitely break off my friendship with you!"

"Well, I apologize very sincerely!"

Fu Zhengyi, who apologized without hesitation, once again choked Sophia was speechless, glaring at him snorting and panting, eager to pounce and tear his mouth!

Seeing that Sophia was really angry, facing the French beauty with a red face and a puffing appearance, Fu Zhengyi felt a little guilty. "Don't do that, it's just a joke......"

Seeing the guilt on Fu Zhengyi's face, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that what he said just now was very interesting, so Sophia laughed in vain, and was still a little angry after glancing at him very dissatisfied. "You're so bad! If my father heard that, I'm sure he would be stunned by you......"

Seeing that Sophia had lost her breath, she picked up the application form and looked at Fu Zhengyi, but it was a little strange. "Sophia, what does that mean?"

"This is Vice President Zhu's special approval, originally freshmen can only become members of the department, sophomores can only apply to become vice ministers, but you didn't get the library construction funds, so Vice President Zhu made an exception and wanted you to become the vice minister of the student union, so that you can participate in more student union affairs......

After listening to Sophia's introduction, Fu Zhengyi would not be fooled by that high-sounding rhetoric, so he laughed. "Yes, it seems that the old pedant thinks I can get the money, so he wants to get a little bit of money...... Tell me, what are the places where the French Institute needs to be donated?"

Sophia, who pouted, was very dissatisfied. "Righteousness! How can you say that! It's like giving you the position of deputy head of the student union in exchange for donations!"

"Isn't it? Otherwise, you think the old pedant will make an exception for me? Believe it or not, if I don't want to join, the old pedant will let you do my work again, and when I join the student council, he will soon issue a task related to donations!"

I didn't expect Fu Zhengyi to look at this application like this, Sophia shook her head with a wry smile and sighed. "Righteousness! When you say that, this thing will change its taste. When Vice President Zhu told me at the beginning, he said that the college recruited a lot of poor students today, so he made an exception to select a few people from the freshmen to be responsible for fundraising, but according to your understanding, this has become a kind of exchange, so I think if you really don't want to, then forget it......"

"It's okay, although the original intention of the old pedant is very uncomfortable, but its starting point is still for the students, and it is understandable to use some means, as long as the ultimate goal is for those poor students, even if there is no such exchange conditions, I don't care!"

Picking up the pen and filling in the name of Fu Zhengyi, I was a little scratched when I thought about the procedure of joining the student union. "Sophia, it stands to reason that the school is not suitable for meddle in the work of the student union, I signed this application, but if I want to go to the student union interview, then I won't do it!"

Sophia, who had never participated in the affairs of the student union, thought about it before she was unsure. "I don't know about this, Vice President Zhu gave me two such applications, I really don't know how to go through the process, if there are any requirements after handing in, then I will inform you." ”

I didn't expect that I was returned to Fu Zhengyi by Vice President Zhu, but it didn't matter.

Anyway, the groundbreaking ceremony of the library is next week, and the funds at my disposal will soon be quite abundant, so it should not be a problem to set up a bursary fund in the Chinese college through overseas charity funds...... (To be continued.) )