"Now I ask you a very simple question, what are the four famous works of ancient China, apart from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Journey to the West", and "Dream of Red Mansions"?"

Zhongling's cultural class was not very good, but when he heard this topic, the master had told him before, and he seemed to know. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info, "Huh, I know this question!" was immediately overjoyed, and without waiting for the teacher's roll call, he directly raised his hand and said loudly: "Teacher, I know this topic, I know." ”

Wang Jiayue originally didn't want to see Zhongling, but seeing that this Zhongling classmate loves to perform so much, and everyone should know about this topic he came up with, he shouldn't be mistaken, so I thought about giving him another chance to perform.

Then he named and said: "Then Zhongling, let's tell you all about what the other famous book is in addition to the three famous books that the teacher just said." ”

Zhongling stood up and blurted out: "And "Golden Vase Plum"!"

"Hahahaha......"

All the students burst into laughter again, leaning forward and leaning back one by one, their intestines hurting from laughter, and they were about to die.

One by one, he secretly said in his heart, this guy is really a super lewd man who is funny about Biga.

Chen Yuer, who was sitting at the same table with him, was also speechless for a while, is it really good for you to flirt with a beautiful teacher like this twice?

Teacher Wang Jiayue was so angry that her face cleared, and she looked at Zhongling with a hateful look.

When Zhong Ling saw everyone's reaction, he was still strange in his heart, didn't he? He clearly remembered that his master had told him that "The Golden Vase of Plums" was the first of the four great masterpieces in ancient China?

Wang Jiayue thought that Zhongling was deliberately making trouble for the second time, but in fact, Zhongling really didn't mean it this time, it was an unintentional mistake. If you want to blame it, blame his unreliable master, that's how he taught him.

Wang Jiayue said angrily: "You shameless person who has repeatedly taught me, you give me out!!"

"Huh?" Zhong Ling was shocked, he didn't expect that he was facing such a serious punishment.

"Get out!!" Wang Jiayue continued to shout angrily.

Don't look at Wang Jiayue as a beauty, as soon as she loses her temper, the power is quite great, and the whole class is silent, tilting their heads to look at him.

Zhong Ling couldn't stand the atmosphere, and saw that all the spearheads were pointed at him, so he had no choice but to bow his head and go out from the back door of the classroom in convincing.

Seeing that Zhongling was kicked out of the classroom, Wang Jiayue collected her temper and said gently, "Let's continue the class." ”

It is said that after Zhong Ling walked out of the classroom, he was idle, so he walked around the academy to have a look.

Now that most of the students have entered the classroom, the campus is very quiet. There is only one place, but because of the construction, it seems a little noisy.

This is a newly built science and technology building of Yuanhe Noble School, and it will be very gorgeous after completion. But at this time, it was still under construction, and the entire building was covered with a green net, and I don't know what it was.

Zhong Ling came to the vicinity of the construction site, where some construction workers were coming and going, and it was also lively.

Zhong Ling thought to himself that he had nothing to do now anyway, so it was better to set up a stall and sell the pills he refined, maybe he could make some extra money.

So, he took out a piece of cloth from the Heavenly Book World, spread it on the ground, and then put some bottles and cans on the cloth, and began to shout loudly:

"Let's take a look, take a look, today little brother, I sell all kinds of special drugs in your land, I don't want money. ”

"There are special pills such as height enhancement pills, breast enhancement pills, slimming pills, fitness pills, and aphrodisiac pills. ”

"Come on, come on, especially the first Zhuang I Yang Dan, the original price is rounded up to 100 million, and now the first promotion price is only 998!"

"As long as ninety-nine-eight, you can take home a bottle of aphrodisiac elixir!"

In the past, it was some construction workers, and after Zhongling's shouting, there were many people who were interested in this guy's elixir, and they stopped to ask without a word, but they had no intention of buying.

Others stopped and watched, and did not really want to buy.

At this time, a ghostly thin man ran straight over, and asked as soon as he opened his mouth: "Master, do you have aphrodisiacs for sale here?"

Seeing that this guy looked like a potential customer, Zhong Ling hurriedly replied, "Yes, as long as you are ninety-nine-eight, you can take home such a small bottle of aphrodisiac." ”

The thin man seemed to be very interested in Zhongling's aphrodisiac, and then asked, "Master, is this medicine effective for you?"

Zhong Ling hurriedly boasted: "Of course, if you have an erection for more than five hours next time, you should remember to call quickly." ”

The thin man was stunned for a moment, and asked seriously, "Why are you calling?"

Zhongling replied, "Apply for the Guinness Book of World Records!"

"Poof...... Haha......"

A few construction workers on the side of the road who were resting and watching were all amused and laughed.

The thin man also blushed for a while, but when he heard Zhong Ling say that his medicine was so powerful, he continued to ask, "Your bottle is very small, just such a small bottle, it costs ninety-ninety-eight, how many pills are in a bottle?"

Zhongling replied, "Five." ”

The thin man was startled and said, "Two hundred dollars a pill? ”

Zhong Ling hurriedly said: "Expensive and valuable, you have to know how effective my pill is." I guarantee that after you eat these five pills, you will be a real man for the rest of your life. ”

The thin man was tempted, "Is it really fake?"

Zhong Ling reassured: "Of course it's true! I'm an immortal elixir, if it doesn't have this effect, you can ask me to refund the money at any time!"

"Good!"

So, the thin man hurriedly took out a thousand yuan, handed it to Zhongling and said generously: "No need to look for it!"

Zhong Ling hurriedly said thank you and handed the small medicine bottle to the thin man.

The thin man picked up the medicine bottle and hurried away.

Zhong Ling continued to shout, and after a while, a young man walked to Zhong Ling's side with tears in his eyes and a look of grievance, and said, "Little brother, I want to buy your pill, and my wife said that I am a courier." ”

Zhong Ling was puzzled and asked curiously, "Why did your wife say that you were delivering a courier?"

The young man was very aggrieved, "said that I left every time I put it at the door." After saying that, he cried with a whine.

Zhong Ling was distressed for a while, "That's really a courier." Dude, don't cry, with my elixir, I guarantee that from now on, your wife says that you are a water pipe repairer. ”

Now it was the young man's turn not to understand, and asked, "Why?"

Zhong Ling explained: "I can make it for at least an hour at a time!"

The young man suddenly burst into tears and laughed, and said happily: "Okay, I bought your elixir!"

Zhongling was overjoyed and hurriedly said: "Thank you, thank you, if you need anything next time, come and take care of the little brother's business." "Xindao This pill is sold, in just a short time, I have already earned two thousand yuan!

(To be continued.) )