Listening to the screams in the bathroom, Tao Bao retreated from the bathroom in embarrassment.

"Beauty, this is a misunderstanding......"

Before he finished speaking, all the high heels, bras, and panties smashed over, and the frightened Tao Bao hurriedly jumped aside.

Subsequently.

Syllable!

The bathroom door was slammed shut.

This is not over, just when Tao Bao was frightened and confused, Xia Qing trotted over, raised his voice and said angrily: "Tao Bao, what are you doing? I already told you that someone was taking a bath, why did you still enter?"

Tao Bao: ......

Okay, the matter has come to this, Brother Bao understands everything.

Routines, all ** are routines.

Xia Qing is pheating herself.

Tao Bao could feel that the woman taking a bath inside was obviously not easy to mess with, and she had a violent personality.

Xia Qing obviously wanted to use the woman inside against herself.

What a plan to kill people with a knife!

Xia Qing, this woman's breasts have shrunk in the past three years, but she has grown some brains.

"However, why is the ** woman in there so familiar? The voice is also a little familiar...... Huh?"

Tao Bao thought of something and grinned.

"I see. ”

Xia Qing blinked, stunned, and then lowered her voice and said, "You can still think of it, do you know who is inside?"

"Isn't it Gao Yan, the tenant of Room 4 next door to me? I heard that he has a very irritable personality. Tao Bao said calmly.

hiss

Xia Qing was taken aback: "Then why are you still so calm?"

Tao Bao looked at Xia Qing, and then suddenly smiled: "Qing Baobao, what do you think I can rely on to have three women after the divorce?"

Xia Qing was crazy: "I'll say it again, don't take those two inflatable dolls to fill the number! Also, don't call me Qing Baobao, the old lady is going to vomit out the food she ate the year before last!"

Then, after a pause, Xia Qing was curious again: "What do you rely on?"

She mainly wanted to ask how Tao Bao won his royal sister girlfriend.

Xia Qing actually knew that she shouldn't have asked.

As Tao's ex-wife, it's strange to ask him this question.

But a woman is a gossip creature after all.

Xia Qing is not exempt from vulgarity.

Reason eventually lost to the heart of gossip.

Tao Bao put on an unfathomable look, touched his chin again, and then remembered that he didn't have a beard, so he had to give up.

"Sunny ...... Ah, there is a specialty in the husband......"

Xia Qing subconsciously glanced at Taobao's crotch.

Tao Bao: ......

"It's a specialty, not a specialty. Uh, it's not a specialty, it's a specialty, and it's not right......"

Tao Bao wrapped himself in.

He covered his forehead and was speechless: "Why are the women in this apartment so yellow-minded? I suddenly have the feeling of a sheep entering a wolf's den, and it seems that I will have to lock the door when I sleep at night in the future." ”

Xia Qing: ......

After a while, she rolled her eyes: "Don't worry, the female tenants in this apartment are all goddess-level, and no one will take a fancy to you." Mr. Three Seconds. ”

Then, without waiting for Tao Bao to speak, Xia Qing said again: "What are your specialties? I have been with you for four years, why haven't you found out?"

Tao Bao also rolled his eyes: "That's because you are short-sighted." ”

After a pause, Tao Bao smiled and said, "My specialty is that I can quickly suppress a woman's anger in a short period of time. ”

Xia Qing's face was full of suspicion: "Are you sure you didn't use the wrong word, it was suppressed, not quelled?"

"That's right, it's suppression. Since ancient times, it has been men and women, and in recent years, with the invasion of Western dross ideas, young people are now popular with women and men, and women can even ride on men to spread wild, I think it is necessary to rectify the dynasty and restore the original order. ”

Xia Qing: ......

This passage is full of double meanings.

You say he's yellow, but you can't find any yellow.

You say he's not yellow, but he always feels like something is wrong.

After a while, Xia Qing rolled her eyes: "Tao Bao, I think your self-confidence is about to catch up with the Empire State Building in New York." Do you know Gao Yan? Let me tell you, that woman is very irritable, be careful that your only specialty is cut into a very short by her. Do you want to fight violence with violence? Hehe, Gao Yan will let you understand what it means that there are mountains outside the mountains and there are people outside the people. ”

After speaking, Xia Qing also made a gesture of please.

At this moment, the door of the bathroom opened, and Gao Yan walked out murderously wrapped in a bath towel: "Xia Qing, where is the gangster who broke into my bath just now? Ah, you are still here?

After speaking, Gao Yan walked towards Tao Bao murderously.

Xia Qing immediately dodged away and put on a posture to watch the excitement.

"Sample, it's just that you didn't negotiate it. shameless, even in front of other people's husbands, relatives and wives. It's a rascal. Does this guy have a moral bottom line? How could I marry such a bastard in the first place? The old lady's titanium alloy eyes are really blind!"

And Tao Bao saw Gao Yan approaching, did not retreat but advanced, and when he approached Gao Yan's side, he whispered: "Hi, foot therapy girl......"

Gao Yan's fist movement stopped instantly.

"Well, this bastard actually recognizes himself! Oh no, it's really bad!"

Just when Gao Yan was thinking about countermeasures, she was directly pulled back to the bathroom by Tao Bao.

"Let go!"

Returning to the bathroom, Gao Yan finally came to her senses, her anger was still there, but she had calmed down a lot.

Tao Bao let go of his hand and smiled: "Officer Gao, formally introduce, contemptible Tao Bao, Tao Yuanming's Tao, baby's treasure." As for me, I am the new tenant of Room 6 of Black Rose Apartment, that is, your neighbor, and I hope to help each other in the future and strive to contribute to the construction of a harmonious apartment. ”

Gao Yan clasped her hands on her chest, looked at Tao Bao, and sneered: "Your political consciousness is quite high." ”

"It's fine. I majored in public relations at university, majoring in human relations, and I specialized in the study of interpersonal communication and efforts to build a harmonious society. Tao Bao said.

"Huh. Gao Yan sneered twice: "Don't expect me to let you go, it's impossible." The old lady has never suffered such a big loss when she is so old! ”

Gao Yan suddenly realized something.

"You, what did you just say? You live in room six next door to me?"

"yes. ”

"Who let you live in?"

"Administrator. ”

Gao Yan's face instantly darkened: "Su Nuannuan!"

After speaking, Gao Yan was about to rush out to find Su Nuannuan to settle accounts.

Tao Bao immediately took her hand.

"Let go!"

Gao Yan shook off Tao Bao and said coldly: "I know what you mean, don't you just want to threaten me with the matter of the foot massage shop? I admit that your threat is very effective, otherwise, you would be a corpse by now." But!"

Gao Yan paused, looked at Tao Bao, and said coldly: "But, you remember! Today's humiliation, I, Gao Yan, will not give up!"

After speaking, Gao Yan took a deep breath, collected her emotions, opened the door and walked out.

Xia Qing immediately walked over and said, "Gao Yan, that, are you okay?"

Gao Yan smiled: "I already know, he is the new tenant of our apartment, breaking into the bath, it was a pure misunderstanding, and we have reconciled." ”

"Huh?" Xia Qing blinked: "This is completely different from the expected reaction, shouldn't Gao Yan be angry and beat Tao Bao up? What is the situation with this light and calm relief? Could it be that Tao Bao really has the ability to quickly extinguish a woman's anger? Or has Tao Bao been killed by Gao Yan?"

Xia Qing was startled.

"What about Tao Bao?" Xia Qing hurriedly asked.

"It's still in the bathroom. Gao Yan stretched her waist: "Go upstairs to sleep, I'm tired to death, and my whole body is soft." ”

After Gao Yan went upstairs, Xia Qing quietly came to the bathroom and opened the door: "Tao Bao, are you still alive?"

She let out a sudden scream.

Gao Yan, who had already gone upstairs, heard this, and immediately rushed downstairs: "What's the matter?"

Xia Qing looked at her with a complicated expression.

"Uh...... What do you mean?" Gao Yan wondered as she glanced into the bathroom, her face instantly darkened.

But see, Tao Bao was naked, sitting cross-legged on the ground, not saying anything, looking very aggrieved?

"No, Xia Qing, don't get me wrong, I didn't do anything. When I came out, he was still wearing this dress. Really, don't look at me like that. I'm also a people's policeman, even if he sees me taking a bath, I won't let him pay for it. I just said tired, it's not tired, it's ..... It's ......"

Gao Yan didn't know how to explain it.

She, collapsed.

It's all routines......

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