"Yan Toad, are you stunned by Miss Ben's beauty? Look at your stupid and stupid coveted face, like a toad who only drools at the white swan, hahaha......"

Seeing him staring blankly at him, his eyes were motionless, he couldn't help but sneer with a smug face. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The moment Yan Yuchen saw her, he was indeed stunned by her beauty.

But what really made him a little dazed was that looking at the girl on the bow of the boat, the nine-tailed fox in the Xuan Realm suddenly appeared in his mind.

He remembered the scene of the nine-tailed fox kissing him and eating saliva every morning when he went to clean the cell, and then looked at the fox in front of him, he felt quite weird.

"No wonder Xiaomei has been calling this stinky frog fox spirit, and it is exactly the same as the fox spirit, both of which are disasters to the country and the people, and demons. ”

Yan Yuchen muttered secretly, retracted his gaze, and prepared to pull Xiaomei home.

He didn't bother to pay attention to the fox's provocation.

With a guy like this, the more you ignore her, the more excited she becomes, and as long as you ignore her, she'll be stunned for a while.

"Hey, Yan Toad, is Miss Ben talking to you? Are you deaf, or blind, or have you suddenly become an idiot?"

Seeing that he was ignoring him, Fox Quack immediately stood at the bow of the boat and cursed.

Yan Yuchen pretended not to hear it, and pulled Xiaomei to leave.

At this time, Xiaomei suddenly broke free of his hand, stood on the riverbank and waved his little fist at the fox, and said indignantly: "You stinky fox, you are not allowed to scold my brother Yan!

The fox croaked his fingers and said defiantly: "Come on, come on, you have the ability to come down." ”

Xiaomei continued to wave her little pink fist, and said angrily: "If you have the ability, you come up! Stinky fox, the beauty can't move her mouth, if you have the ability, you come up and do it with Xiaomei, Xiaomei doesn't beat you and even your mother doesn't know you, Xiaomei will have your surname!"

"Cut, who doesn't know that you have the last name with Miss Ben. ”

The fox croaked down at the bow of the boat, and continued to hook his fingers and said: "Don't just move your mouth, if you have the ability, you can come over, it's the puppy who doesn't dare to come!"

Xiaomei didn't see the boat when she looked left and right, and said angrily: "You have the ability to come over, it's the kitten on Xiaomei's pants who don't dare to come!"

The fox croaked and suddenly became angry: "If you have the ability, you can come over, if you don't dare to come, you will be the cold hair on Miss Ben's legs!"

So Xiaomei was even more angry, crossed her waist and scolded: "You stinky fox! If you have the ability, you can come over, if you don't dare to come, you will be the urine that Xiaomei pees!"

"You! you're Miss Ben's spit!"

"Hmph, you're the that Xiaomei pulled out!"

“……”

The fox was obviously scolded and couldn't win, and was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly said angrily: "You are Miss Ben's bra!"

Not to be outdone, Xiaomei sneered: "You are Xiaomei's pants that haven't been changed for a week!"

“……”

Yan Yuchen covered his head, turned around and went home.

Nima, now that she has finally seen the scolding battle between the two women, it is simply earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, and scaring people to death day and night!

After returning to the bedroom and quickly changing into clean clothes, Yan's mother said at the door of the room: "Have you found Xiaomei?"

Yan Yuchen said with a wry smile: "Xiaomei is scolding the fox next door, the two girls are scolding everything, and I feel that I can't pull it away for a while, so I'll come back first." ”

As soon as these words came out, Yan Xiaoxi, who was sleeping on the bed, suddenly sat up, and said with sparkling eyes: "Brother, you said that Xiaomei was scolding the fox next door outside?"

Yan Yuchen nodded and said, "That girl is scolding, and she is squatting on the riverbank and excited." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Xiaoxi suddenly jumped up from the bed and ran out wearing slippers.

Yan Yuchen was quite puzzled, and said, "Why are you going to go? Change your clothes first, put on pajamas and run around, and you're not afraid of people's jokes." ”

Yan Xiaoxi ran to the back of the door and turned around excitedly and said, "I'll go and persuade the fight, and I'll be back in a while." ”

Yan Yuchen muttered and went to the bathroom to wash.

When he finished washing and walked out of the small courtyard to look at the riverside, he saw Xiaomei squatting with Xiaomei, and they all scolded the fox on the bow of the boat.

The poor fox can't even scold Xiaomei, not to mention that now there is another Yan Xiaoxi.

At this time, the girl stood at the bow of the boat, her face was flushed with anger, she stomped her feet angrily, and said vigorously: "Don't scold if you have the ability! Come over if you have the ability! The beauty can't move her mouth, are you a beauty?"

Xiaomei shook her head and continued to scold: "Xiaomei is not a beauty, but a beautiful girl. Stinky fox, you are the cold hair on Xiaomei's buttocks, you come here, you have the ability to come over. ”

Yan Xiaoxi scolded: "Xiaoxi is not a beauty, Xiaoxi is a cutie." Stinky frog, you are the leftover meal that Xiaoxi ate last night and poured into the sewer, you come here, you have the ability to come over. ”

The fox croaked half dead, squatted down for a while and repeatedly scolded the same sentence without nutrition, and then stood up with his waist crossed and said angrily: "You two despicable and shameless stinky girls who bully more and less! If you have the ability, you come one by one, and see that Miss Ben doesn't commit suicide by jumping into the river to scold you!"

Xiaomei immediately stood up and said, "Okay, Xiaomei will scold you alone." ”

The fox's face changed, and he immediately said inwardly: "No, you are a nervous disorder, Miss Ben doesn't care about a nervous path, you stay and go, Miss Ben will fight to the death with that stinky girl!"

Yan Xiaoxi crossed Xiaoman's waist and stood up and said, "Okay, who is afraid of whom, stinky frog, you dare to scold my brother, see if I don't scold you today, crying dad and mother, don't want it!"

The two of them were crossing their waists and glaring angrily, and when they were about to start scolding, Xiaomei suddenly pointed to the side and shouted: "Xiaoxi, look, there is a boat! Let's get on the boat and beat her, scold while beating, see if she dares to scold Brother Yan!"

Yan Xiaoxi's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Okay, let's get on the boat!" I'll scold, you go and beat her, remember to beat her to cry, it's best to beat her in the mouth, so that she can't scold, she can only listen to my scolding, you have to suffocate her to death!"

The two little girls hit it off, and hurriedly ran towards the other boat with great interest.

The fox's face changed, and without saying a word, he turned around and picked up the oars, paddled desperately in the water, and fled in the wilderness.

"Hey, stinky fox, don't run if you have the ability, you coward, didn't you let us go just now!"

"Stinky frog, you stop me, I haven't had time to use the scolding I just thought of, stop and fight, give me a chance, please......"

When Xiaomei and Yan Xiaoxi saw her running away, they immediately jumped to their feet and shouted, with angry and corrupt looks on their faces, looking unfinished.

The fox croaked while paddling the water to escape, and pretended to be calm and said, "Uh...... Wait, there's a fire in Miss Ben's house, and Miss Ben has to go home first. ”

The two little girls turned their heads to look at the small courtyard next door, with disdainful expressions on their faces.

The fox croaked and hurriedly said: "My puppy has given birth to a kitten, I have to apply for the Guinness Book of Records first, you wait, Miss Ben will come back, and then we will fight for another three hundred rounds, see you or leave." ”

With that, he buried his head in the water and fled towards the opposite bank with a breezy face.

Yan Yuchen stood at the gate of the small courtyard, dumbfounded.