Chapter 001: A Serious Funny

"Beep~Beep~Beep~~"

The 2012-2013 Champions League final was announced to be over with referee Rizzoli blowing the final whistle for the end of the match.

The Dortmund fans at the new Wembley Stadium were boiling water, and the excitement was about to overflow, and the whole stadium was filled with their voices.

The Dortmund players on the pitch were even more excited to forget themselves, and Tang Zheng, the biggest contributor to Dortmund's victory in this game, took off his shirt at the moment of the whistle, ran all the way to the south stand, and then crumpled the jersey and threw it to the stands.

"Whoa—"

The die-hard Dortmund fans in the South Stand were already very excited, and now that Tang Zheng has given them benefits, the explosion is even more huge.

Even the Dortmund fans in the other stands screamed and the deafening chant swept through the stadium.

Especially female fans, they saw Tang Zheng's angular chest muscles and abdominal muscles rippling, and subconsciously let out all kinds of screams, so that other male fans also burst out with greater energy in this state of excitement.

The reporters on standby in the mixed area immediately flocked to Tang Zheng, the brightest star of the game, holding cameras, long guns and short cannons, and kept shooting and asking questions and answers to Tang Zheng in front of the South Stand.

But at this time, Tang Zheng obviously didn't have time to listen to reporters' questions, and he showed his crazy side to the fanatical fans.

"The game is over! Dortmund reversed Real Madrid 3:2 at the new Wembley Stadium! Become the champion of the 2012-2013 Champions League!" At the same time, German Sky commentator Marcel Leif was overjoyed and said: "I believe that fans who watched this game can experience a feeling of unfinished! Don's three world waves are very exciting, which is the cornerstone of Dortmund's championship! Look at his performance after the game, it is enough to show that it is not easy to win the game!"

Sky England commentator Andy Grey was impassioned: "When Roman Weidenfeller received the red card, there were already a lot of fans who were not optimistic about Dortmund, and when Karim Benzema's goal helped Real Madrid to overtake the score, I thought...... There are few people who are optimistic about Dortmund, and the result is that Don scored twice in four minutes to help Dortmund win 3-2 against Real Madrid! Congratulations to Dortmund for winning the 2012-2013 Champions League. ”

As soon as the words ended, the commentator Martin Taylor added: "Rather than Dortmund winning the Champions League, I personally think that Don won the Champions League, scored 14 goals in the Champions League as a midfielder, and became the first player to score a hat-trick in the Champions League final since the Champions League was restructured, so I prefer to admit that Dortmund is thanks to Don." ”

Andy Gray smiled, just in time to broadcast the camera to the lost Real Madrid player, and his voice changed: "I agree with Martin's opinion, Real Madrid is more like losing to Don than Dortmund! ”

Cristiano Ronaldo in the broadcast camera crossed his hands on his hips, pursed his mouth, stunned in place, and didn't know what he was thinking.

The facial expressions of the other Real Madrid players were almost identical, helpless, depressed, and powerless.

With one more player and a lead, who would have thought that Dortmund would win the game?

In stoppage time, Tang Zheng scored two goals in a row to overtake the score, and the last goal was the last second of stoppage time, which means that they did not leave even a second to tie the score.

Captain and goalkeeper Casillas was in the most depressed mood, as a goalkeeper, he became the best background for Tang Zheng to reach the top of the king, three goals, the first goalkeeper to be scored by the same player since the Champions League restructuring.

Such a humiliating record is unacceptable to anyone, especially a winner like Casillas.

The live director gave Cristiano Ronaldo and Casillas three seconds long close-ups each.

In the end, it was given to Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho.

But judging from his expression, there is no clue.

Because...... Mourinho, who eased after the handshake with Jurgen Klopp, was expressionless.

Not long after, the huge LCD screen at the new Wembley Stadium showed a picture of Tang Zheng wearing a Dortmund jersey.

It turned out that this was to announce that Tang Zheng became the best on the spot.

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While the on-site commentators gave endless comments on the end of the game, the UEFA staff at the new Wembley Stadium were not idle, and they were in full swing to set up the official UEFA podium.

At the same time, reporters from the field entered the pitch to interview the players they wished to interview.

Of course, the TV reporters who interviewed Tang Zheng were the most.

In the original words of many on-site commentators, it is not so much that Dortmund defeated Real Madrid, but that Tang Zheng turned things around with the power of one person.

Most of the reporters surrounding Tang Zheng were from China and Germany, and they were enthusiastic, with long guns and short cannons in front of Tang Zheng.

The team was able to win in the end, Tang Zheng was in a very good mood, and he accepted all the questions from reporters.

As for the content of the answer, it is answered only in the normal category.

After all, a lot of things are not certain, and he can't expose too much and be sloppy.

"Three goals in the final, did you imagine before the game?"

The fans who were still waiting in front of the TV could hear Tang Zheng accepting the question of Yang 5, Tang Zheng scratched the back of his head: "I really haven't thought about this, but ...... A hat-trick in the Champions League final felt fantastic. ”

"There was a lot of media before the final that you were looking for a new challenge at the end of the season, is that true?"

Tang Zheng shrugged his shoulders and said, "No one knows what will happen in the future, including me." ”

Obviously, there is no comment.

Fortunately, the free time for reporters before the award ceremony was limited, and Tang Zheng was able to leave.

Other Dortmund players hugged and celebrated, while German internationals Reus and Gotze comforted the hurt Mesut Ozil and Khedira.

Comparing hearts to hearts, you can clearly feel the discomfort in their hearts.

The live director switches cameras, temporarily leaves the pitch, and comes to the players' tunnel, where the camera focuses on the Champions League trophy and the carver.

From the broadcast footage, it can be clearly seen that the engraver is nervously holding an electric drill pen to engrave words on the base, that is, following the 2011-2012 Champions League winner Chelsea· F· C back engraving: 2013-Borussia-Dortmund.

Literally: 2013 Champions League winners - Borussia Dortmund.

About three minutes later, the camera was given to Tang Zheng in the stadium.

In the broadcast picture, he and goalkeeper Yan Junling were wearing red national flags, raising their arms and clapping their hands in gratitude to the Chinese fans who came from afar in the stands.

At this time, the Dortmund fans were a little unwilling to be lonely, and they sang the long-lost "Song of the Don" under the leadership of the die-hard fans of the South Stand.

In this game, without Tang Zheng, the championship would no longer exist.

Therefore, Dortmund fans are very grateful to Tang Zheng for his dedication, so they use their "way" as a gratitude.

Listening to the rushing singing, Tang Zheng no longer applauded to the area where the Chinese fans were, but turned around and applauded 360 degrees to thank the fans present for their support.

Yan Junling, who followed Tang Zheng and thanked the Chinese fans, was very envious, although he transferred to Dortmund this winter and got the glory that countless Chinese players dream of, but he is not satisfied.

He hopes to one day become a hero of a city like Tang Zheng.

To make herculean efforts to save a critical situation!

Immediately, the camera began to take care of the Real Madrid players on the field.

After a few minutes of mental adjustment, they have already accepted the fact of being the runner-up.

However, judging from their facial expressions, they are still very unwilling.

Almost ten minutes ago, how close they were to the championship trophy......

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After thanking the Chinese fans who were there, Tang Zheng walked to the lower edge of the stands in the VIP box where Tang's father, Tang's mother, and his girlfriend Zhao Lina were located.

Suddenly, a hand was placed on his right shoulder.

Tang Zheng looked back and saw that it was Weidenfeller, put his backhand on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, Roman?"

"Thank you. Weidenfeller hugged Tang Zheng and said sensationally: "If it weren't for you, I think I would regret it for life." ”

"You were very decisive in your attack, and if it wasn't for your foul, I wouldn't have had anything to do with it. Tang Zheng patted Weidenfeller on the back and comforted.

After that, Tang Zheng let go of Weidenfeller, reached out to shake Weidenfeller's outstretched right hand, and said excitedly: "Enjoy the night as a member of the champions, we are Champions League champions." ”

At this moment, the injured Andrea Pirlo and Kele, who had made significant contributions to Dortmund this season, walked into the pitch with the help of club staff.

He turned his head to say hello to Weidenfeller, pointing in the direction of Pirlo and Kyle, "Let's go over together." ”

Weidenfeller smiled and tapped his chin: "Okay." ”

With the warm-up of winning the Bundesliga, Pirlo and Kyle were fully mentally prepared this time, and Tang Zheng and Hummels, who were ready to trick them, did not succeed, but the atmosphere was good, and the deafening cheers continued to fail, giving people a feeling of great enjoyment.

Of course, this enjoyment is for the Borussia Dortmund players.

The Real Madrid players are eager to finish the medal ceremony early and then return to the hotel at the stadium.

The UEFA staff were very efficient and quickly put together a concise podium on the podium.

Over time, the new Wembley Stadium was reduced to a sea of joy for Dortmund fans and Chinese fans, so much so that the entire stadium was filled with their joyful laughter.

This period of time is definitely an ordeal for Real Madrid fans, especially die-hard fans.

Because ordinary fans can leave the stadium if Real Madrid loses the title, die-hard fans will not, and their love for Real Madrid will not swerving.

Even if they don't win the championship, they will not give up.

According to the process of the Champions League final award ceremony, UEFA officials first awarded commemorative medals to the referees.

Immediately, the Dortmund players lined up in two teams and waited for the runner-up Real Madrid to take the stage to receive the award.

From the broadcast screen, it can be clearly seen that the faces of the Real Madrid players are still very heavy, and the Dortmund players are smiling.

Tang Zheng looked very happy by hugging Hummels and Yan Junling's shoulders respectively, Reuss put his arm on Lewandowski's shoulders with a smile on his face, and Kuba and Piszczek were draped in Polish flags together, saying something happily.

Quite happy were the two wounded Andrea Pirlo and Kyle, who were smiling on crutches.

The referees left the podium from the other end and were notified by live broadcast that runners-up Real Madrid could come up to the stage to receive the prize.

Jose Mourinho led the way and led the lost players to the stage to receive the silver medal.

At this time, the Dortmund fans were in the best mood and sang the team song "Das-Vereinslied" under the leadership of the die-hard fans in the South Stand

The loud singing surrounded the stadium, so much so that Schmelzer, Shahin, Reus and Gotze, who had been trained in the Dortmund academy, all subconsciously hummed the catchy team anthem.

Thinking about this season, it was really not easy to win the Champions League again while winning the league.

The Real Madrid players, who won the silver medal, were not in the mood at all, and they shook their heads and smiled wryly from time to time under the comfort of UEFA officials and the senior management of the host football association.

Interestingly, Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho turned around and threw it to the fans in the stands after receiving the silver medal, without the slightest nostalgia.

This scene happened to be captured by the camera of the live director.

However, this is a normal behaviour for Mourinho, as it is not the first time he has done so.

Mourinho's throwing of the medal to the fans in the stands was just a small episode of the award ceremony and was quickly forgotten by the fans.

The real show is yet to come.

In the past minute and a half, with the last Real Madrid player Arbeloa taking the stage to receive the silver medal, the atmosphere at the new Wembley Stadium has warmed up significantly.

The Borussia Dortmund players lined up in two teams were eager to give it a try, and it was clear that they couldn't wait.

Tang Zheng in the broadcast camera raised his fists, and he looked very excited.

After a while, Abelloa walked to the other exit, and Tang Zheng suddenly pointed to the sky and shouted: "Look! There are UFOs!!"

Tang Zheng's teammates all subconsciously looked up, and even head coach Jurgen Klopp and assistant coach Geliko Bouvac raised their heads to look at the night sky in London.

The other team members thought there was something nice in the sky and followed suit.

As a result, the fans in the stands also had a chain reaction.

But...... There was nothing in the sky except sparkling stars and a bright moon!

Suddenly, they all realized that they had fallen for Tang Zheng.

The close-up of the live broadcast was in place, so many fans in front of the TV looked up.

Just when the Dortmund players looked at the field, Tang Zheng was already in the lead, with his arms behind him, and walked to the podium gracefully.

It didn't take long for the Dortmund fans at the new Wembley Stadium to react and burst into laughter.

The frenzied atmosphere rose significantly at this moment.

German Sky commentator Marcel Leif understood the ins and outs, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Don's serious funny is really interesting, isn't it...... The whole world was deceived by him. ”

Tang Zheng, who walked to the stairs, listened to the shouts coming to his face, and he patiently high-fived every fan who stretched out his hand.

On the podium, the person in charge of awarding Tang Zheng the championship medal was UEFA President Michel Platini, who pulled Tang Zheng and said a lot of words.

From this season's Bundesliga to this game, and then when it comes to Sino-French relations, if it weren't for the official next to him to remind him, it is estimated that he would have to pull Tang Zheng again.

Because behind Tang Zheng, there was already a long queue.