Chapter 793: Ten Seconds Tragedy

Gao Yan, Nuan Nuan and Xia Qing immediately became excited when they heard it.

"Wow, Sister Yunxi is also eating back grass. Why do the women in our apartment like to eat back grass so much? Su Nuannuan said.

"This is our apartment culture. Xia Qing smiled.

Then, she looked at Yun Xi with a bright look and said, "Sister Yun Xi, get up, we haven't seen your boyfriend yet." ”

At this time, the door of the living room was pushed open, and Shangguan Xue'er walked in and chuckled, "I've seen it." ”

"Huh?" Su Nuannuan immediately asked curiously: "What kind of man?"

Yun Xi glanced at Shangguan Xue'er and said, "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will throw your bedding out in minutes." ”

"The tenant's rights on the lease agreement we signed are completely useless. ”

"You're right. ”

Shangguan Xue'er spread her hands, and then said, "You have also seen it, it's not that I don't want it, it's the landlord who won't let me." ”

"Sister Yunxi, you're not interesting enough. Nuan Nuan protested: "We didn't hide anything from you, but you didn't even let us see your boyfriend." Are you afraid that we won't be able to rob you of your boyfriend?"

"You're right. I'm just afraid that you women who don't follow the basics of the law will seduce my boyfriend. ”

"How could it be? You Gao Yan seduced Tao Bao, I believe it. But I don't think Gao Yan seduces any man. "Nuan Nuan said.

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A pillow flew over, warming the back of the head.

"Will it be human?" Gao Yan's face was black: "When did I seduce Tao Bao?"

Tao Bao also hurriedly tried to prove his innocence: "That is, when did Gao Yan seduce me? What do you think of the people's police? Hey, this session of the people is not good." ”

Nuan Nuan didn't dare to squeak anymore, she was afraid that the scandal between herself and Tao Bao would also be exposed.

Gao Yan hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Sister Yunxi, let's talk about your boyfriend." We're all very curious. ”

"There's nothing to talk about. ”

"If you don't know where to start, then we'll ask you questions, and you'll be able to answer them. Nuan Nuan paused, and said: "By the way, this is equivalent to a group activity, and it just so happens that Sister Xue'er is also back, and all the members of the apartment are there." ”

Yun Xi sweated slightly: "No matter how you look at it, this is not a group activity, right?"

"Then let's vote by a show of hands. Nuan Nuan paused, and then said, "Please raise your hand if you recognize this collective activity." ”

Nuan Nuan, Gao Yan, and Shangguan Xue'er were the first to raise their hands.

Tao Bao raised his hand awkwardly.

If he didn't raise his hand, I'm afraid he would be put under suspicion immediately.

Yun Xi saw that Tao Bao had raised his hand, so he had to sigh lightly: "Hey, okay." However, each person only has one chance to ask a question. Whoever comes first. ”

"Me. Nuan Nuan raised her hands high.

"Let's go. ”

"I wanted to ask your boyfriend's name, but I only had one chance, and it would be a waste to use the opportunity to ask a question on this question. Nuan Nuan paused, and then smiled and said, "So, what I want to ask you is, how long has your boyfriend been in the shortest time?"

"The shortest?"

"That's right, the shortest duration. I'm more interested in the shortest duration than the maximum. After Nuan Nuan finished, he hurriedly said, "Sister Yunxi, you have to tell the truth." Otherwise, there would be little point in this group activity. ”

Yun Xi rolled his eyes: "Okay, I see." ”

She paused, as if reminiscing, and after a moment, said, "10 seconds." ”

"So fast!"

The corners of Tao Bao's mouth twitched, but he didn't squeak.

He and Yun Xi have done it so many times, excluding the foreplay time, the average duration is almost half an hour. The longest time is almost 50 minutes. The shortest one was really about ten seconds.

That time, it seemed that because he was watching a movie, and just as he was feeling, Yun Xi suddenly came.

Then when the two were making out, a ten-second tragedy happened.

Tao Bao still remembered Yun Xi's expression.

Her expression was stunned.

Fortunately, she didn't show a disappointed expression, otherwise Zha Bao would have left a psychological shadow.

"Sister Yunxi, what happened to you at that time?" Nuan Nuan said curiously.

Yun Xi rolled his eyes: "Each person only has one chance to ask questions, the next one." ”

Gao Yan raised her hand.

"Yeon-yeon, you. Yun Xi said.

Gao Yan's face was full of gossip: "After the ten-second tragedy, what happened to you, Sister Yunxi?"

Yunxi:

"I'm sorry. ”

"Why are you sorry?" Gao Yan said.

"I'm sorry, but you've already used your right to ask. Yun Xi said.

Xia Qing immediately raised her hand.

"Why?" asked Xia Qing.

"Well, I knew you were going to get to the bottom of it. Yun Xi paused, and then said: "At this time, what men need is encouragement and comfort, not ridicule and ridicule. In the world, more than half of the acquired andrological diseases are caused by excessive psychological pressure, and most of them are caused by their own wives. ”

Shangguan Xue'er applauded and chuckled, "Good." Young girls, do you hear that? This is a really good woman. You have made a lot of money living here, not only is the rent small, but the landlord's sister has personally taught you"

The corners of Yun Xi's mouth tugged: "You girl shut up the old lady!"

She paused, and then said, "Okay, the group activity is over, go back to their rooms, and sleep." ”

"Wait a minute. Shangguan Xue'er smiled and said, "I haven't asked any questions yet." ”

Yun Xi looked at Shangguan Xue'er with bad intentions, and her scalp was also a little numb.

Nuan Nuan, Qingqing and Gao Yan, they don't know who their ex-boyfriend is, but Shangguan Xue'er is a woman who knows.

"Declare in advance, if the question is too jumpy, I have the right to refuse to answer. Yun Xi was the first to speak.

Shangguan Xue'er chuckled: "Don't jump." ”

"Then there's a fart. ”

"Excuse me. Shangguan Xue'er paused deliberately, and then chuckled: "Compared with Tao Bao, your boyfriend is more powerful in that bed?"

"Almost. Yun Xi said casually.

Finished, and she reacted.

My day!

was understated by Shangguan Xue'er.

Nuan Nuan blinked and said weakly, "Sister Yunxi, how do you know Tao Bao's situation?"

Yun Xi said calmly: "It was sunny before." The average duration is no more than five minutes. My boyfriend is pretty much the same. ”

Tao Bao:

This time it was Xia Qing's turn to be embarrassed.

"It's not. I'm slandering Tao Bao, our Tao Bao is still very powerful, and the duration of the 'Full Blood Battle' state should be multiplied by at least six. ”

"Qingqing, don't you. Gao Yan's heart was moved. "Nuan Nuan said.

Gao Yan had a black line on her face: "Get out! Don't always pull others when you complain." ”

"Alright, alright, scattered. Yun Xi said immediately.

Then, Tao Bao, Xia Qing, Gao Yan and Nuan Nuan went upstairs.

"Tao Bao, I'll go to your room tonight to sleep and have something to do with you. While walking, Xia Qing spoke.

"What's the matter?"

"I'll go to your room later. ”

"Good. ”——

Downstairs.

(End of chapter)

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