Chapter 443: The Story of the Small County Town (continued)
But the next bleak business had to make him suspicious: after half a month of opening, there were customers coming in and out from the opposite side, but no one cared about him in his store. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Lao Yan found Lao Zhang, and Lao Zhang recommended him a feng shui master named Wood, who is said to have gone abroad to see real estate.
Wood took the compass and walked around the inside and outside of Lao Yan's storefront, and quickly pointed out the crux of the problem.
It turned out that in front of the store opposite, there was a lion-headed clothing model.
As the saying goes, the lion opens his mouth widely, which bank does not have two lions at the door, that guy is a helper who swallows money.
With these two lion heads, all the fortune has been sucked away.
Lao Yan was so angry that he scolded: "Grandma's, is this worth it?"
Wood stroked his beard and said unhurriedly: "Don't be afraid, there is a way." You go to the 'Feng Shengshui' handicraft shop on East Street to buy a wood-carved hydrangea and place it in front of the store while it gets dark. ”
Lao Yan was puzzled.
Lao Zhang on the side interjected and said that the lion loves to play balls, and with hydrangea, the lion is bent on playing, so he will naturally lose his murderous spirit.
Lao Yan did so.
But within two days, he couldn't sit still again.
said that on that day, as soon as the store opened, Lao Yan habitually raised his eyes and looked at the "new concept" opposite.
The hostess of the shop opposite took out a tiger head model from the house and placed it at the door.
Lao Yan was stunned, the woman turned back at him and smiled proudly, twisted her thin waist, and got into the store.
The woman smiled charmingly, but Lao Yan had no intention of appreciating it.
Now that the lion has just been settled, and the tiger has been invited, this girl is not deliberately doing something.
How can I, Lao Yan, give up?
Lao Yan immediately called Wood, Wood pinched his fingers, swung the compass, was busy for a long time, his face sank, and said: "Boss Yan! ”
"Twin tigers, no, there is only one tiger and one lion on the other side!" Lao Yan is like a cloud falling for five miles.
Master Wood laughed when he heard this, pointed to the opposite side with his hand, and said, "They all say that a woman is a tiger, isn't the woman on the other side also a tiger?"
Lao Yan looked up, and the female shopkeeper opposite was bargaining with customers.
Oh! It's like a tigress.
Twin tigers, how is it good?
Wood patted Lao Yan on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, as long as you are willing to spend money, there is nothing unfair." Go to 'Wind and Water' to buy two statues of Wu Song, and give her a Wu Song to fight the tiger. ”
"Wu Song" bought it back.
Lao Yan placed the statue of Wu Song at the door at Shen Shi according to Wood's instructions.
It is said that Shen is a gold in the five elements, and Yinmu is a tiger.
Afterwards, Lao Yan handed over eight brand-new "Red Bulls" to Wood.
Wood's face changed, and he said, "This is a double tiger attack, and I don't break it for ordinary people." ”
Lao Yan smiled, knowing that the money was less, so he added another eight hundred, and Wood accepted it happily.
Looking at the back of Wood's departure, Lao Yan greeted his ancestors for eighteen generations.
This is a peace of mind that he has to spend money on.
Lao Yan thought that after "Wu Song" came back, everything would be too peaceful.
But who expected, within a few days of stopping, there were more than a dozen wolf-headed models in the opposite store, all grinning and angry.
This is a big deal, the store is still losing money, but it fights with others.
This Wood is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and you should never be invited.
He thought about it, Feng Shui is just like that, one thing descends one thing.
He thought about it all night and finally came up with a way to save money.
The next day, Lao Yan went to the stall to buy more than a dozen stills of Stellan holding a gun, and the heroic image of Rambo in "The First Blood" jumped on the paper, with artillery fire in the background, and occasional fighter jets flying by, which was really mighty.
Not to mention the wolves, even if the dinosaurs come, they will be beaten into cannon fodder.
Strange to say, Lao Yan pasted the portrait of Stellone, and the hostess of the opposite shop ran into trouble the next day.
That morning, the roller shutter in the woman's shop could not be opened for half a day.
Lao Yan pretended to be a good person, walked over and rolled up his sleeves, and said, "Big sister, let me come." ”
After saying that, he squatted down and opened the door in two clicks.
The woman is grateful. Lao Yan said that he didn't need to thank him, but his heart was happy: this feng shui layout is really fucking spiritual.
At noon, the woman came to Lao Yan's store with a smile on her face. "Big brother, you opened this store!"
Lao Yan is a king and a fifth king, when he saw the enthusiasm of the beauty, his bones were soft, and he replied with a red face: "That's right! Sit, please sit!"
As soon as the woman sat on her buttocks, the two began to talk.
It turned out that the woman's name was Tang Min, who was still single and had been running a clothing store for some years, so she had to choose a new place because the store was going to be demolished.
Lao Yan was a little defensive at first, afraid that the tigress was here to find out the news.
But the more I talked, the more I felt that this woman didn't seem to have a bad heart.
The next day, the woman brought a pomelo and the two ate it separately.
The woman said that Lao Yan had dry skin and should eat more fruits.
Lao Yan was sweet to the heart, thinking that he would have peach blossom luck at this age.
After going back and forth, the two got acquainted, and when they talked, they let go.
As the woman spoke, she pulled up to the layout of the store. "Big brother, the two Wu Song at the door of this store, and the shirtless men's paintings on the walls are too incompatible with the simple style of the store. ”
The finally showed her fox tail.
Lao Yan's heart tightened, and he sneered: "Really?"
"Of course, you look at this pale yellow with this ......" The woman saw that Lao Yan's face was wrong, and knew that she was speechless, so she hurriedly closed her mouth and found a reason to slip away.
Looking at the back of the woman leaving, Lao Yan secretly scolded in his heart: The old eyes were smoked by farts. What kind of peach blossom luck is this, people are clearly here for this feng shui layout. Lao Tzu is not fooled by you. Tigress, I'm going to fight you to the end.
After that, women rarely came.
Lao Yan looked at the business in the woman's shop and decided to find out for himself.
He came to the woman's shop, and the woman was pouring water and carrying a stool, so she was not enthusiastic.
Lao Yan touched the wolf-headed model beside him with his hand, and said tentatively: "Big sister, this store is so well arranged, you should have seen it with a master, right?"
"Big brother has good eyesight, and he has indeed seen it with a master. ”
Yo, this woman doesn't know whether to live or die, and dares to take it head-on.
Lao Yan continued to explore unconvinced: "I don't know which master the eldest sister invited, this feng shui layout is so ingenious." ”
"Big brother! The layout of this store ......"
Before she could finish speaking, a young woman entered the store with a small black satchel.
The young woman greeted the woman and turned her head, and she was surprised to find Lao Yan. "Hey, you're here too. ”
Lao Yan nodded and smiled. This woman is the proprietress of "Wind and Water".
The young woman picked out a piece of clothing and left.
The woman looked at the back of the young woman leaving and asked Lao Yan, "Do you know?"
"Recognize. ”
The woman smiled knowingly and said, "No wonder you talked to me about feng shui, you asked his husband to see feng shui, right?"
"His husband?" Lao Yan's face was full of surprise.
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