Chapter 520: Small Language, High Force
The two fugitives didn't expect that there were such rigid wild boars in this world! Of course, wild boars are all rigid, but there are probably not too many people like the wild boar king in front of them who have just reached the anal fissure. The fugitive boss dared to shoot because he knew something about wild boars, and the sound of gunfire was extremely terrifying for most animals, especially those who had been hunted.
The so-called frightened bird is definitely not an uncommon thing in today's gun, according to the boss's idea, this shot will kill the smaller boar, and the big one will definitely run away. Who would have thought that this wild boar king not only did not run, but rushed towards them with a charge, this is the rhythm of just heading! Fortunately, it is a little far away, and it will take some time for this wild boar to rush over!
The two fugitives panicked at the time, but fortunately they tied up the guide at a distance, otherwise it would have been a real disgrace! Of course, the master was regretting not taking the guide, if the guide had left him to the boar king as bait, they would have been much more likely to escape. Now that there is no bait, it is obvious that two legs can't run on four legs, and the boss immediately decisively said: "Quick, go up the tree!"
Three great tricks for wild attacks: go up the tree, play dead, and just face it. This is Zhang Dadao's method of ending, when encountering more cautious animals, as long as he bluffs and makes a positive appearance, the other party can generally escape as long as he is not hungry. Of course, it is difficult to grasp the degree of this, and a careless bluff has become a mockery, and the combat effectiveness of the opponent who loses to Europe can be raised to a higher level.
Needless to say, there are many predators that don't eat dead bodies. They would rather eat carrion than eat corpses that they don't know if they are sick or dead, and if they can't escape and can't beat them, they may be able to get through by pretending to be dead. After all, the hunter of the chain mail frost waste saved a lot of repair costs because of the magic skill of feigning death!
These three divine skills. The best way to use it is to go up a tree, as long as it is an animal that can't climb a tree, you can use this trick to deal with! Of course, there is a big premise that it is very important, there must be a tree nearby!
Now in this scene, although the fugitive boss did not sum up the three divine skills, he also remembered this trick at once. First of all, the size of the wild boar king is just positive, and there is absolutely no chance of it, and the wild boar's IQ is just again, only it is just others, and there is no reason for others to be just him. And it's not appropriate to play dead. A wild boar rushing up is not far away, and if you pretend to be dead now, he will arch you or stomp you with that weight of four or five hundred pounds, and you don't need to pretend. Directly is real death.
In addition, there are quite a few trees on the side, and this is simply the same force of heaven and earth! If you don't go to the tree, you are sorry for the two crooked-necked trees around you! The fugitive boss gave an order, and the master also climbed the tree at once as if he had opened a genetic lock in the face of danger! The boss was even more unambiguous. The boar king rushed to the side. I leaned into the tree and braked the car with the help of the reaction force!
The tree was slammed and shook for a while, and the master above was so excited that he cried wolf! At this time, they were not far from the cliff, and of course Zhang Shengyan on the cliff also heard the shouts of the master, Yang Rui was stunned at the time, and said, "This voice is not Brother Zhang?"
"Well, don't worry about this, look at what they just meant, they're here to help!" Zhang Shengyan breathed a sigh of relief, compared to wild animals. It's still the same kind that is more trustworthy, and looking at the other party's appearance, it's obviously a good person to help!
The actor also nodded. said: "They have pulled the monster away, let's take the opportunity to run!" This sentence attracted everyone's contemptuous eyes. The actor's proposal is simply not a thing, and Zhang Dadao has a complete fight, and everyone is secretly saying: [This is worthy of being with Zhang Dadao! The despicable and shameless appearance has the charm of Zhang Dadao! Selling teammates is so frank that it has reached the level of being too unfeeling!]
They were about to climb down to help, when they heard someone shouting in the distance: "Shoulder to shoulder, the fire sounds in the wind, the dark line is slippery, report 10,000!"
Are the people here stupid? What kind of stuff is this? Yang Rui said on the spot: "I'll go, foreigner? This foreigner is righteous enough! The spirit of internationalism! We can't lose the face of the Heavenly Empire! Save them, there is only one wild boar king left, let's kill it with them!"
Zhang Shengyan frowned and said: "No, this is black talk, do you know "Lin Hai Xueyuan"? It must be the black language of the rivers and lakes, but I don't understand what it means!" Zhang Shengyan followed and looked at the two soldiers, Da Liu and Xiao Liang also shook their heads again and again, although they are special forces, but they haven't taught this in these years! The underworld itself doesn't speak black words, this fugitive boss is completely learned by the old man in the village who said too much. Saying this is to test Zhang Shengyan and them, to see if they are the old black forces with inheritance, or the other ones.
The old rivers and lakes talk about rules, and even if those who know black words are not their own people, they will not do black hands against them. If you don't know black words, then bite carefully! Zhang Sheng said that it is not easy for them to understand that this is black words, but there is an actor among them! When he heard the black words on the other side, he was so excited that he almost didn't make a sound out loud!
At this time, seeing that everyone didn't know what to do, he shouted at the opposite side: "The chief scoop across the mountain, the brother is in the water, the fire is still a bet, the cannon head is gone, and the bird has no wings." Child, his uncle went to his uncle, did he press his wrist and ignite the fire or insert the king of the mountain?"
Zhang Shengyan was stupid, and looked at the actor in a daze. At the same time, Zhang Dadao and Bai Er Fool were also coming here, and they both heard the black talk on both sides, and Bai Er Fool looked at Zhang Dadao in wonder and asked, "Heavenly Master, what are you talking about in front of you?"
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "There are outsiders coming, you see, how important it is to master a foreign language!"
Zhang Shengyan also felt that it was really good to master a foreign language, and said with admiration: "Talent!
"Oh, he asked, 'Brother, I heard the gunshots and came to take a look, I was unlucky to help us at night, and I was targeted by a wild boar!' asked me what my name was, 'I said I can do Liu, and asked them if they were passing by or coming to look for us, and said that we were out of bullets, and Director Zhang went to find someone.' Ask them if they can hold on, whether they are consuming it or fighting with the Boar King!" The actor explained to everyone according to his own understanding, his expression was extremely proud, and the sense of superiority brought by information asymmetry was like crossing over. It's a little cooler than the appearance in front of people!
Yang Rui and the others were all stupid, and sighed in admiration: "The Chinese language is broad and profound! Just a few sentences, so much content, you can teach me when you go back, the force is too high!" Yang Rui's mind opened, imagining that this and people go to a bar, and the two of them are all forced to chat with black words, which is more than a cow who speaks English or French! )