Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Seven Classes of Lawlessness
The next day, Sanjiang University, there were many people standing under the announcement board at the school gate, many of them came from other places to hear the news, and they began to take the matter by luck, but after inquiring about the people around them, they knew that the 1 million was not so easy to get. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Among them stood a particularly conspicuous person, he was wearing a black suit, his eyebrows revealed seriousness, he was a middle-aged man, he looked at the post on the bulletin board for a long time, muttered for a moment, seemed to have made a decision, he stretched out his right hand and ripped off the post on the bulletin board.
His action immediately attracted everyone's attention, and everyone looked at him with surprise in their eyes.
There was a lot of discussion among them, and some people wondered, this person dared to take on this matter, is he not afraid of being crippled? Some people shook their heads, I think his dress is not simple.
The middle-aged man in a suit held the post in his right hand and walked into the school gate under the gaze of many people.
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In the vice principal's office, Li Hua excitedly said to Vice Principal Wang Deqiang, who was sitting on the sofa and smoking a cigarette: "President Wang, the post sent out has already been answered!"
"Who? Wang Deqiang hurriedly put the cigarette into the ashtray on the crystal table in front of him and crushed it.
"He's just waiting outside, and I'll bring him in. After speaking, Li Hua walked out of the office.
After a while, he walked in with a middle-aged man in a black suit and said, "Principal Wang is him." ”
"Oh. Wang Deqiang nodded, looked at the middle-aged man and asked, "I don't know what you call it, what kind of occupation did you do before?"
"My surname is Zou, my single name is a tiger, and I am a martial arts instructor by profession. The middle-aged man replied.
"The martial arts instructor is very good!" Wang Deqiang looked excited, this time there was finally a capable one, but then he frowned and asked, "I don't know if Coach Zou can control that group of students." ”
"Isn't it just a bunch of mischievous students! I'm sure I'll be able to control them and teach them a lesson. Zou Hu said confidently.
"Since Coach Zou has said so, I'm relieved!" Wang Deqiang said, adding, "As long as Coach Zou can control that group of students, this principal will only add 500,000." ”
In the afternoon, during the first class, the second year of high school and the seventh class were noisy, and at this moment, a male student suddenly ran in from outside the classroom door and shouted.
"Teacher Zou is here! All units, please get ready. ”
At this time, a male classmate immediately replied, "Everything is ready, just wait for the prey to enter the pit." ”
Then all the students in the classroom looked at the young man sitting in the center, as if waiting for his instructions, and this young man was Yan Shikai.
Yan Shikai said indifferently: "Read." ”
Suddenly, all the students took out their language books and read aloud, which can be described as a loud book, a group of good students, and even the two classes next door could hear the sound of reading.
"What kind of spring is going on in these seven classes?" At this time, the students of Class 6 and Class 8 couldn't help but discuss.
Teacher Zou walked to the door of the seventh class classroom with a Chinese textbook and a small umbrella, and did not push open the door and hurriedly walked in, but stopped, because he had already learned from the mouth of Teacher Li that this group of students would put a bucket of urine on the door, and the whole teacher.
Then he opened the umbrella before pushing the door open and entering, and sure enough.
Bang!
Whoa!
A bucket of water fell from above, sprinkled on the umbrella, and smelled bad.
This made all the students look incredulous, they didn't fail in the 19th attempt, but they failed on the 20th!
"Fortunately, I have already taken precautions, otherwise I wouldn't have let this group of students tidy up!" Just as Mr. Zou was secretly glad to have collected the umbrella, suddenly a piece of dog shit fell from the sky and smashed on his face.
"What is it?" Mr. Zou was shocked, reached out and grabbed the black thing on his face, sniffed it, and almost made him sick to his stomach.
"Good, good. Mr. Zou threw the dog shit into the trash and said two in a row.
When he stepped onto the podium, he screamed.
Yes!
At some point, a large mouse clip suddenly appeared under his feet and clamped his right foot, which was wearing leather shoes.
Seeing this scene below, the classmates couldn't help laughing.
Teacher Zou's face was extremely gloomy, he leaned over and flapped the clip off, then stood up straight, looked at the 53 students below, and said, "It's so cool, it's so cool, you give the teacher a meeting gift, the teacher likes it very much." ”
"Go to class, stand up. ”
Suddenly, all the students stood up and shouted with a hippie smile: "Teacher Chicken is good, Teacher Chicken is so ......"
"Hello students, sit down, from now on I will be your teacher, my surname is Zou, you can call me Teacher Zou, right? Turn the textbook to page 46. After speaking, Mr. Zou opened the language book.
At this moment, Yan Shikai suddenly shouted: "Teacher Chicken, is your chicken that chicken?"
As Yan Shikai spoke, all the classmates suddenly shouted, "That's right, Mr. Chicken, your chicken is that chicken!"
Teacher Zou listened to it and shouted angrily: "It's Zou, not a chicken." ”
"Why don't you do that?Teacher Ji, you write your name on the blackboard, and we won't know!" At this time, Yuan Qifeng shouted.
"Okay! I'll write my name on the blackboard so that you can recognize it, the teacher's surname is Zou, not Zou. After yelling, Teacher Zou couldn't help but glance at Yuan Qifeng, he didn't expect that there would be such a good student for the sake of the teacher in this hopeless seventh class.
Then, Mr. Zou reached into the lectern to get the chalk, and when his right hand reached into the table, he felt inexplicably flustered, and then he grabbed it out.
I saw that he was holding a cobra in his right hand, and when Mr. Zou saw that the thing in his hand turned out to be a cobra, he was frightened and hurriedly threw it into the trash.
However, a strange scene was discovered! The cobra actually flew up from the garbage can and bit Mr. Zou's right hand.
After Mr. Zou let the cobra bite, he realized how terrible this group of students was, and he couldn't control it at all!
"Class. ”
Teacher Zou's face turned pale, his left hand covered his right arm, and hurriedly ran out of the classroom door.
As soon as Mr. Zou walked out of the classroom, all the students cheered, and the noisy playground of Class 7 could be heard by the students who were in physical education.
At this moment, the third class of high school and the third class also let out cheers, and the sound faintly wanted to cover the noise of the second and seventh classes of high school.
This made the second class and the fourth class next door who had to study by themselves let out a roaring roar.
"Do you take aphrodisiacs in the third class? ”
Suddenly, the third class classroom stopped cheering, and every student in the classroom was talking in a whisper, and their faces were excited, because *** and his classmates had returned from the XJ trip!
"*** is finally back!" said a male classmate excitedly, as if he couldn't eat if he couldn't see ***.
"And my goddess Zhou Shiqin is also coming back!"
"And my goddess Xie Xuanxuan. ”
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All kinds of excited chatters filled the classroom.