In the end, Liu Yanli was naturally deceived by Li Yun to return to Elephant Head Mountain, and just returned to the Taoist Temple through the Kunlun Mirror, she was almost blinded by the mansion sitting in the middle of the mountain, and she couldn't look directly with her hands - too beautiful.

"Anyway, the place where you live is really shabby... How much does this land cost, this thing is really awesome, it's really a local tyrant... Local tyrant, if you don't consider buying the little girl, you will warm the bed, you will be coquettish, and you will talk sassy... Oh, I'll go, don't go, why are you leaving, don't go! I won't be given a hundred yuan..."

Liu Yanli followed behind Li Yun, Li Yun only felt that his mentality was going to explode, this merman girl has been chattering non-stop since she came to the Taoist temple, and she forgot all the sorrow of yesterday the next day, this thing is not a merman, it is a fish man, and the memory is only a few seconds...

Ah Er pounced on Liu Yanli very naturally when he saw it, and even his eyes glowed red, as if he was about to bite into it.

Even Xiaobai aroused the instinct from the depths of the biological chain when he saw Liu Yanli, Ya was not hungry at all, but when he saw a fish, he couldn't control his own number.

"Da Wet Save Me!"

"Ah Er, Xiaobai, she's not a fish, you can't eat her... Eating her will spoil her stomach. Li Yun said earnestly.

As soon as Xiaobai and Ah Er heard that they had a bad stomach, they jumped back and ran away, especially Ah Er, who looked at Liu Yanli with a look of shame, which made Liu Yanli stunned.

"You say I can't eat it, it's okay, you say I'll have diarrhea if you eat it, but it's too much... You know it's a personal attack. ”

Li Yun popularized science in an academic and wet tone.

"There are rumors that eating mermaid meat can live forever, but this mermaid meat also contains poison that can put people to death, and those who are not strong in mind will be tormented by suffering if they eat it, if they survive the suffering, they can grow up and not die, if they fail to survive, then they will die on the spot, you know? I don't think I'm wrong about anything. ”

"So that's the reason why you let them look at me like a lump of [beep]? There's a big problem with your tone..."Liu Yanli stood up and complained: "I don't know if I will live forever if I eat my meat, but my meat is really not delicious, and the taste is very strong." ”

Li Yun thought about it for a while, but still didn't want to explore why Liu Yanli was so familiar with her taste...

"In other words, you mermaids should have two forms, theoretically you should have a fish tail, for Mao you are two legs..."Li Yun stared at Liu Yanli's slender thighs, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't look like a thing covered with scales.

Liu Yanli also satisfied Li Yun's curiosity, and soon the scale-like thing grew out of her thighs together, wrapping around the underside of her body, her hair was also approaching aqua blue, and thin gills grew around her neck.

The pupils of his eyes turned aqua blue, and his smile changed from the teasing he had just now to a bit wild...

Then, Liu Yanli covered her neck and pinched her throat, looking like she was going to die, and her slender fish tail was also slapping the floor, like a fish thrown out of the water...

Although Li Yun didn't know why this thing was suddenly going to die...

"My gut told me I should do this..."

Li Yun directly pressed Liu Yanli's head into the small pool next to her, and suddenly the merman girl's tail stopped jumping, and she was comfortably paralyzed next to the pond, like a salted fish that was about to die.

Soon, the fishtail opened, the thighs opened, and it returned to its human form, Liu Yanli stood up with a salted fish, and gracefully took out her towel from the suitcase without panic at all, wiping her wet head.

"Look, that's how it ends, the two respiratory systems can't coexist, and if I become a mermaid on land, I'll suffocate in the next second... Similarly, if you remain in human form underwater, you won't be able to breathe - but I've learned to swim in human form, and I can't die if I don't lose a little depth. ”

"You can just say this kind of thing, you don't have to fight so hard to die on the spot. The corners of Li Yun's mouth twitched, this Liu Yanli was really desperate.

Liu Yanli shrugged her shoulders indifferently, grinned her big white teeth, gave Li Yun a thumbs up and said, "The old lady believes in you and won't let me die on the spot..."

At this time, Bai Shen, who was on the side, looked at Liu Yanli and said: "By the way, what happened to your house over there, whether it was sold or what, or if you subsidize me with a little money, I will pay you back in 10,000 years, and you won't die anyway..."

"The house is not mine, the house was originally Xiao Sujie's, but now that the people are gone, there is no point in keeping the house... Memories of this kind of thing, just keep it in your mind, and what will not change is only the memory in your heart. Liu Yanli looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and a bright sadness poured out.

However, then Liu Yanli took out a piece of garlic from the bag, smeared her eyes, and a drop of tears slipped from her eyes and condensed into large and round pearls.

"There is also this kind of operation..."Bai Shen looked at Liu Yanli with a shocked face, this operation is also a little too sassy, self-produced and exported is simply invincible...

Liu Yanli shrugged her shoulders and said: "But there are some disadvantages, for example, you can't sell it in large quantities, otherwise it will cause suspicion, and the main income still depends on writing articles... Well, but I'm sure I won't starve to death, after all, my sisters are very valuable all over their bodies, especially this body, I don't know how many men have been intoxicated by it throughout the ages, young and beautiful, blown-out skin and beautiful faces..."

Li Yun felt that this thing was broken, even if a man was close to her appearance, he would definitely be scared away the next day, which could be said to be not ordinarily bad.

Soon, Liu Yanli found her own room, and set up a small tent under the peach blossom tree, she didn't even need a room, and Mei Zizi became neighbors with Ah Er, Ah Da and Xiao Bai.

And the two of them are also very welcome to this human-shaped big fish, although it can't be eaten, but it is also excellent to smell it every day...

"Well, can you lend me this Kongtong seal. Li Yun pondered for a moment and said, "I'll give it back later..."

Before Li Yun finished speaking, Liu Yanli threw the Kongtong seal in her arms.

"It's okay, use it, anyway, for me, this Kongtong seal is useless, you can use it as long as you want..."Liu Yanli said lazily: "I don't have any real feelings about this thing, don't take it to pad the table legs..."

"Well, I have a lot of props here to pad the table legs, so I don't need to look for this Kongtong seal. "Li Yun is holding this Kongtong seal, this five-way heavenly emperor seal is lying quietly like this, like a salted fish...

But Li Yun knew that this salted fish mark was an artifact that could give people immortality...

"Anyway, do you want to drink? I've got quite a few of them here. Li Yun looked at Liu Yanli and smiled.

Liu Yanli did not hesitate and said lazily.

"Wine, I'm quitting. ”

......

......

"Why doesn't Kongtong Yin have his own consciousness..."Li Yun looked at this salted fish print, at most he only had an instinctive response, probably no different from a paramecium, whether it was using his heart, or using Linghai, or using the Eastern Emperor Bell to urge, he didn't react at all.

"Not all artifacts are self-aware, and there is a difference between artifacts and artifacts. The system said: "You are going to cross the catastrophe now, with the help of Kongtong Yin, you will be 100% successful, and you will definitely not be killed by the sudden thunder and lightning... Nine Heavenly Divine Thunder, Three Calamities and Nine Tribulations, each calamity can kill you, you have to be careful and careful. ”

"I'm still a little panicked, and I don't have any real feelings about the catastrophe or anything. ”

Li Yun shook his head, the law behind him was already ready to move, and even Kongtong Yin reacted.

At this time, the fragments of the cottage Tushi Palace, which had been lying in the sleeve for an unknown amount of time, suddenly appeared and pasted on the top of the Kongtong seal.

This fragment is like a decoration, inlaid on the top of the Kongtong seal, regardless of each other...

Things happened too fast, Li Yun looked at this Kongtong Yin with some confusion and said.

"What's going on..."

"The system can't answer... I don't know. The system said: "However, in the past, it was Taishang Laojun who was responsible for taking care of the Kongtong seal..."

After fusing the Kongtong seal, there are fine shoots that take root and sprout in the Kongtong seal...

Li Yun recognized this sprout, this was the sprout of vitality-

"I see..."

Li Yun didn't pay attention to this Kongtong seal anymore, but silently let the fragments nourish the vitality and sprout.

Dark clouds cover the sun, dark shadows cover the sky, like the scene of the end of the world, thunder and lightning howling, heavy rain pouring, wetting the Taoist temple, wetting the mountains and forests.

The pilgrims who were originally few because of time problems disappeared and were empty, leaving only Li Yun and Xiao Su Li.

The heavy rain drenched Li Yun's body, Li Yun touched Xiao Su Li's head and said gently.

"Well, let's play... Dad is going through one of the most important things in his life. ”

"Uh... Well..."

Xiao Su Li hesitated, jumped out of Li Yun's arms, and secretly observed worriedly on the side.

"The so-called tribulation, both the calamity that the people who rebel against the heavens need to survive when they change their lives, you are cultivating, but you are also a land half-immortal represented by the Daomen, but even so, you also need to face the calamity of heaven and earth, so that you can go to the next level and see more things. The system said indifferently.

Li Yun nodded.

The power of the spiritual sea gushed out uncontrollably, surrounding the body, and the hair stood upside down, turning into a spike-like appearance, and under the shining golden light of the spiritual sea, even the hair turned golden...

The sharply consumed Linghai was instantly filled with Kongtong Yin and Heavenly Peach Blossom Liquid, took off his robe, the sleeves of the inner lining disappeared, and under the pressure of the strong Linghai, Li Yun presented a posture of tying a horse, although it was unsightly, but this posture was the most comfortable.

Li Yun has the illusion that he is not a pure earthling, but a super Saiyan...

"I feel like I'm super strong right now..."

"If you don't have a strong words, maybe you will be killed by thunder and lightning in a moment, wait a minute, there are five thunder tribulations, and if you get through, everything will be fine, you can't get through, you won't recover, I can save your life, but your spiritual sea will be all shattered... You have to think it through. ”

Li Yun nodded, the spiritual sea on his body agitated more intensely, and the heavy rain next to him was also set off more ferocious.

"Friends of nature, friends of the earth, friends of the mountains, friends in the ditches, give me righteousness... Oh no, I'm not a Super Saiyan, I don't know how to be a Taoist..."

Li Yun laughed at himself, he was a little too nervous.

The phantom of the Eastern Emperor Bell and the Kongtong Seal protect Li Yun, and he can face the next thunderstorm at any time-

Lightning, wind, the roar of doom...

Xiao Su Li cheered on the side.

"Come on Dad, I'm rooting for you..."

Li Yun responded with a gentle smile, giving Xiao Su Li a confidence that he had nothing to fear.

The law phase is condensed, and the phantom of the Eastern Emperor Bell protects the body together, and with the blessing of the artifact, the law phase is already able to condense and form, affecting reality in a small area.

Platinum behind him... Fa Xiang's face was joyless and sad, facing the thunder that was about to fall.

The first lightning bolt, with a rumbling sound, a white glow pierced the sky, tearing a crack in the sky...

Li Yun's face was neither happy nor sad, and he carried the spiritual sea of his whole body to protect his body, but the thunder and lightning did not fall, and there was no movement after two sounds.

I'm most afraid of the sudden silence of the air...

"Hmm... It's just an ordinary rain thunder, and it may be mixed with a thunderstorm. After a long time, the system held back and said: "Wait a minute, the next wave, the next wave will definitely come, you have to pay attention to the host..."

Boom –

Another thunderbolt roared around the sky, and it didn't split...

The air was quiet again.

"Hmm... It's still rain and thunder, tsk, the thunderstorm may be late, but it will definitely not be absent, but the next wave will definitely be a real thunderstorm. There was something a little wrong with the tone of the system, and Li Yun could hear that this thing was a little nervous...

Li Yun was also in a mood, this thing of taking the initiative to be struck by lightning was originally quite stupid, and this thunder didn't fall down It looked even more stupid, and he put on a posture of seeking the Tao that would never return...

The third course...

Fourth...

The fifth course...

The lightning was still surrounding, and there was not a single thunderbolt that struck down, but the rain was getting heavier and heavier, and there was even a suspicion that it had turned into heavy rain, and the crows passing by also cried twice.

The cold ice rain slapped indiscriminately on the face, and the flickering thunder and lightning did not come down for a long time.

Standing like this again, the embarrassment will be committed.

"This... Why didn't the thunder tribulation come, and the lightning that was said to be good..."

The system didn't continue to make a sound this time, and I don't know why the thunderstorm didn't come down...

Vaguely, Li Yun heard a murmur in the midst of the pour, the owner of this murmur was a little clear, and a little cheap, and it was properly emitted by Liu Yanli.

"Wow, it's neurotic, don't look at the weather forecast and get drenched outside, are the immortals playing performance art like that..."

[Today, it is cloudy to heavy rain in Huizhou City, I hope you will be cautious when going out...]

Li Yun: "......"

Li Yun kind of understood...

There is no thunderstorm at all...